An oldie but a goody:
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five guys on motor bikes speeding along the Mitchell Freeway and the Police stopped one, how many bike riders would there be left on the freeway?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest of the guys would split up and all take exits to get away from the cops."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I must admit, I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny thinks about it for a while and says, "I have a question for you teacher. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, her head bobbing up and down on it, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone, her head bobbing up and down on it."
"No," said Little Johnny, "it would be the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I must admit, I like the way you're thinking."
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