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Originally Posted by infernale
He tells me i cannot have a stiffy for 3 - 4 weeks depending on healing. WHAT THE FUCK!? what am i meant to do. NOT SLEEP!? then he announces that if i do get wood, IT WILL TEAR, My fucking dick will tear.Like it will grow. Holy shit. needless to say, no hardon for 3 - 4 weeks. The fear kept all urgres far away.
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dude i haven't laughed that hard in weeks.
My efforts:
1. did a long jump over a drainage ditch in holland at a metal festival while pissed. fucked the landing and cracked my ankle. had no option to walk it off the rest of the way round europe.
2. the night after drinking and talking about mega pain and the best painkillers we have ever taken i decided to dislocate my knee, tare 3 ligaments, tear 2 bands, kill some cartilage and tear the capsule. I can honestly blame it all on the cloud of red mist that came upon me in a windsurfing race.
Even better i did it in front of at least 1000ppl.
6 months and 2 operations later i still cant walk.
But the painkillerz
