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The cockmasher parked fair across my lawn... you aren't visiting me, so fuck off!
That lawn is like a child to me... I tend it fanatically. Get your POS corolla off it or I will joust with your car using these spare 90 mm support beams I have leftover from building my deck...
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Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Oh, you're real cool for a guy about to take a bullet.
After fucking your wife I'll take two.
- Joe Hallenbeck
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