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Miss Jones told her class "Today boys and girls we are going to talk about pairs. Can anyone give me an example of something that they have a pair of?"
3 hands shot up...she saw little Johnnys hand but knew it was going to be about her tits, so started with the other kids.
"Sally, can you tell me something that comes in pairs?"
"Yes miss, Ive got a pair of arms."
"Very good Sally, what about you Ben, what do you have a pair of?"
"Miss, Ive got a pair of ears"
"Excellent Ben, you do"
Now with no other hands up, and Johnny just about wetting himself with enthiusiasm, she decides to take a chance.
"OK, Johnny, can you please tell me about your pair"
Johnny stands up and says, "Sorry miss, I cant think of a pair I have, but my Dad has a pair of penis's"
Miss Jones says "I'm sure that cant be right Johnny, are you sure he has a pair of penis's"
"Yes miss, I'm sure, I have seen them both - he has a little one for going to the toilet with, and a big one for cleaming Mummys teeth"
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