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A depiction of exactly how Kylie Minogue would sing Santa Baby if she was Princess Deb instead of Kylie Minogue.

Santa Baby,
Leave a new ride under the tree
Nothing to big, maybe 850cc
And take care of the on-roads, please
Santa Baby,
Hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Dear,
Braided lines front and rear
Would be so nice
And an akaprovic racing pipe
Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney ...

Alternative title: an old blog get a hippy-replacement.

I Want To Spill the Blood of a Hippy Cager
fans of The Doug Anthony All-Stars will see what I did there

Well I flipped off a driver on Wanneroo Road
Just some tradie, busy talking on his phone
Just another sped-up zombie creeping into my lane
Turning my commute into one more battle zone

And I'm sick - of conversations with the blissful unaware
I'm sick - of ‘Ride ...

(My satirical take on PSBharmony and the Tim Minchin song If You Loved Me)

If you really loved me and were in any way caring
Sufficiently motivated, plucky and daring
You’d tag Deb Is Teh Awesome!!1!1!!
On a police-bike fairing
Okay so their bikes are being phased out
But being pedantic is not what love is about
If you loved me unconditionally
You’d still find a way to do this for me

Because I need you
Like a wheelie ...

Boys Toys of Summer
An homage to my favourite ever Don Henley song

Silent drizzle from the dark sky
Sprayed at me from cars
A chill in the air
And in gore-tex and kevlar
Mild headwinds, slippery roads,
Cagers break too soon
A droplet finds it way in
What the hell am I doing?

Then I see you
Your headlight peerin’ through the grey
You got your high beam on and
that’s okay, baby
And ...

Wannabe
(A parody of a Spice Girls song alluding to a thread by Hornet inspired by a web post from PhuzzyGnu, dedicated to all those in the PSB wheelie club and all those entitled to be).

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna ...