Quick history of the monkey.
God/Aliens sent Adam the first human into the world.



He of course got eve from a rib and bred a few boys that strangely enough had families. Perhaps they bred with the monkeys.
The monkeys were a naturally self destructive mob.
They invented ways to kill.

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XSorXpire

Moving back to Perth soon after a 3 year absence.

Looking for some friends out there to ride with, as most of my old ridding buddies have "grown up" (read: booring) and sold thier bikes.

I'll probably be living in the Atwell region, but will go anywhere for a good ride.

I'm happy to take a pillion on rides...

jackdaniel

for frigg sake! Is the entire world flammin useless. I mean, how many brain cells does it take to class yourself as a human. I am astounded by the stupidity of people. Is there any intellegent people out there?

I think not!

THE GODFATHER

There was a knock at the door about ten minutes ago.
I figured it would be the cleaners after the same thing happening around this time yesterday.

My apartment is climate controlled at 25 degrees so i wander around in my boxers, watching fox and chatting here.
I wandered over to the door just as i did yesterday and opened it up hiding partly behind it.

There stood a little tubby old lady, "You want anything today"?
"Sure", i said, "gimme...

XSorXpire

I have a hangover.
I didn't drink any alcohol last night.
I think i gassed myself!
My bottom smells.
The food here (in Griffith NSW) is all italian. As much as i like italian food it makes me fart.
The flavour and spices in the rich italian food make it taste divine, but fail to fade prior to being released in gas form and reintoduced through my nostrils. (I cant help but inhale, grade and search for the "flavours"...

XSorXpire