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Thread: Bayliss Tells Webber he is a Poof

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    Bayliss Tells Webber he is a Poof

    Blatently stolen from another forum




    Well no he didn't, but after taking Markie poo for a double I don't think Webber HAD to be told

    It's better to be thought stupid than open your mouth and remove all doubt

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    Webber was probably wondering why they were going so slow
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    You don't get the front in the air on an F1 car though (unless you are about to be in a world of pain very, very shortly). Nice photo.
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    Braking and cornering are for poo jabbers. I bet with 147kW it could hardly pull the skin off a rice pudding, let alone do a fully sik burnout.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drasius View Post
    You don't get the front in the air on an F1 car though (unless you are about to be in a world of pain very, very shortly). Nice photo.
    Thats Webbers speciality I thought. Landing it is where the skill is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drasius View Post
    You don't get the front in the air on an F1 car though (unless you are about to be in a world of pain very, very shortly). Nice photo.
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    Im sure Webber is quite used to getting the front wheel up......

    Webber was born in Queanbeyan, New South Wales,[5] son of Alan, a local motorcycle dealer.
    Starting out racing motorcycles, Webber moved to four wheels in 1991,
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    Webber is an poof, relatively speaking.

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    ^^^ Tall poppy syndrome again

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    You really don't like me, do you.

    Edit: primarily I was looking for a light hearted troll for the "an" comment and was looking for a way to use it in a sentence.
    I then used the analogy that motorcycle riders will always have larger testes than car drivers.
    I was in no way being derisive, condescending nor derogatory in suggesting Mark Webber was any less. It was a joke, a lighthearted quip yet you chose to read it as I have some superiority complex and have tall poppy syndrome. Again.
    Let it go because you are really starting to piss me right off with your snide remarks and digs. Either put something of merit in reply or kindly shut up.
    I'm one of the most comfortable, relaxed and content people I know, but I'm still going to tell you where to stick that poppy.
    Last edited by Desmo; 02-01-2012 at 01:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BERT View Post
    Well no he didn't, but after taking Markie poo for a double I don't think Webber HAD to be told
    Statement makes no sense... Just a random comment because it's two dudes on a bike?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desmo View Post
    You really don't like me, do you.
    well at least jesus loves you

    well he did til you made that other thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desmo View Post
    @marras
    You really don't like me, do you.

    Edit: primarily I was looking for a light hearted troll for the "an" comment and was looking for a way to use it in a sentence.
    I then used the analogy that motorcycle riders will always have larger testes than car drivers.
    I was in no way being derisive, condescending nor derogatory in suggesting Mark Webber was any less. It was a joke, a lighthearted quip yet you chose to read it as I have some superiority complex and have tall poppy syndrome. Again.
    Let it go because you are really starting to piss me right off with your snide remarks and digs. Either put something of merit in reply or kindly shut up.
    I'm one of the most comfortable, relaxed and content people I know, but I'm still going to tell you where to stick that poppy.
    You were trolling, got trolled yourself and now you want to cry about it?

    As for you getting pissed off with him and his snide remarks and digs, a certain phrase about a pot and a kettle comes to mind. Comfortable, relaxed and content you may be, but you have been told multiple times by multiple people that you come off as a right cunt on the forums Desmo, and they aren't wrong.

    Now I don't have any issue with you (or marras BTW), but that's not being cool.
    Quote Originally Posted by Barfridge View Post
    Braking and cornering are for poo jabbers. I bet with 147kW it could hardly pull the skin off a rice pudding, let alone do a fully sik burnout.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drasius View Post
    You don't get the front in the air on an F1 car though (unless you are about to be in a world of pain very, very shortly). Nice photo.

    Webber has
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barfridge View Post
    Please don't tell me you expect an internet argument to end up with somebody changing their mind and admitting the other person is right? That has never happened, not even once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drasius View Post
    You were trolling, got trolled yourself and now you want to cry about it?
    It wasn't trolling per se, it was lighthearted trolling, and damn obvious at that and I am not crying. (BTW, where was I trolled?)
    Marras has followed me around of late with a hard on the size of the Eiffel tower, there is being a cunt and then there is being a cock.
    Marras is displaying the latter behaviour and normally I wouldn't mind but his replies are for from intelligent and are just little bitchy nitpicky comments.
    If the man had something intelligent to say, I might react a bit differently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drasius View Post
    As for you getting pissed off with him and his snide remarks and digs, a certain phrase about a pot and a kettle comes to mind. Comfortable, relaxed and content you may be, but you have been told multiple times by multiple people that you come off as a right cunt on the forums Desmo, and they aren't wrong.
    Lately though, Desmo's posts have been balanced, well thought out and, well, funny. Im not blowing smoke up his arse but I have noticed a distinct difference in his posts. Its pretty refreshing to be honest.
    Quote Originally Posted by Barfridge View Post
    Bullshit desmo, it's been a pretty good thread so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desmo View Post
    for from intelligent
    Just for the irony lols
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harro View Post
    Lately though, Desmo's posts have been balanced, well thought out and, well, funny.
    Desmo must have left himself logged into PSB and it's someone else who is using his account to post reasonable and considerate things.
    Intelligence and education are three sides of the same coin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninjaa View Post
    Just for the irony lols
    Oh snap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harro View Post
    Lately though, Desmo's posts have been balanced, well thought out and, well, funny. Im not blowing smoke up his arse but I have noticed a distinct difference in his posts. Its pretty refreshing to be honest.
    His brother/room mate/friend/wife/sister did it while he was sleeping/out drinking/having a shower?

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    What was this thread about again? Fucked if I know

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