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    I work at Bentley hospital in Occupational therapy and had a patient who was well over a 100, insisted she wore her wig everyday wich really looked very charming (not)
    One day I walk into her room and she is on the phone to her baby who is 80 years old.!!!!!!!!!! I walk out and come back a little later to find her with the phone still in her hand so I wake her up and she continues the conversation with her son...she then falls again so the nurse takes the phone off her and I sit on her bed and ask her..So Mrs so and so..how is your son to wich she replies...son? What son, I don't have a son. :

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    Leave us old people alone....you will get your turn.
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    i dont have a son either!


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    Bah Bow
    In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
    Its the little things that make the difference
    Quote Originally Posted by IPIT on relationships
    If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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    Hire, and watch; The Notebook, Iris, or both.

    I'd hazard that nobody wants to get old, and outlive their faculties, but it's preferable to dying young.

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    Distorted memory, avoidable by improve one's reading habbit and studying habbit.
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    Distorted memory, avoidable by improve one's reading habbit and studying habbit.[/b]
    maybe put down the tolkein and pick up the dictionary.

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    ^^^ Haha
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    I love old people. I use to work in a nursing home...and whilst some of the work was sad and depressing...it made me realise that even if they are older, they dont lose their sense of humour or their humaness. I found working with the older of our community the more I learnt about life.
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    hahah I hate it when they do that and you make some noises like you had it done just last year, then they give you that look, like you are a bad vagina owner and you should take better care of it!

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    which nursin home u at? my gf works in one near there
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    Old people smell of wee and minties.
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    I guess thats better than soot & poo eh bumcrack?
    In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
    Its the little things that make the difference
    Quote Originally Posted by IPIT on relationships
    If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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    Old people are batshit insane. I too hope to be crazy one day when old

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    hahaha, I hope when I get old I'm one of those crazy old seedy guys that try's to chat up women in their 20's when I'm 80 odd. Ahhhh, those will be the days
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    I love old people. I use to work in a nursing home...and whilst some of the work was sad and depressing...it made me realise that even if they are older, they dont lose their sense of humour or their humaness. I found working with the older of our community the more I learnt about life.[/b]
    I knew i liked you, now I like you even more. You can't help but love them with all their life experiences and most have a Wicked sense of humor...

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    ^^^ Haha [/b]
    good to see someone has a sense of humor

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