I urgently need someone to crate my bike and airfreight it to me at your cost.
Justify it by any means you want. Because I'm stupendously good looking is just one suggestion.
I just drove the stretch from Geraldine to Lake Tekapo in New Zealand. I NEED to do this on a bike about a squillion times, I just can't see it getting boreing.
Riding in NZ is now quite high on the bucket list, it's just not the same chasing down and passing 2 Porches in a corolla.