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    Wealthy good Samaritan urgently required

    I urgently need someone to crate my bike and airfreight it to me at your cost.
    Justify it by any means you want. Because I'm stupendously good looking is just one suggestion.
    I just drove the stretch from Geraldine to Lake Tekapo in New Zealand. I NEED to do this on a bike about a squillion times, I just can't see it getting boreing.
    Riding in NZ is now quite high on the bucket list, it's just not the same chasing down and passing 2 Porches in a corolla.

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    Stop liking and start cashing up you lot, I don't care if a few of you put your money together to make this happen !
    I even offered up my soul, but apparently it's a bit tainted and owned by my misses (kept in her purse with my nuts)
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    It's better to be thought stupid than open your mouth and remove all doubt

    Pure speed in sixth gear on a 5,000 foot straightaway is one thing, but pure speed in third gear on a gravel-strewn, downhill, ess turn is quite another.
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    This sounds like one of them Nigerian 419' scams..

    Feonsay and I are going there next year! Also got a freind there so I don't need to rent a bike!

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    Sure thing, just PM your address and I'll go fetch your bike now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BERT View Post
    I urgently need someone to crate my bike and airfreight it to me at your cost.
    Justify it by any means you want. Because I'm stupendously good looking is just one suggestion.
    I just drove the stretch from Geraldine to Lake Tekapo in New Zealand. I NEED to do this on a bike about a squillion times, I just can't see it getting boreing.
    Riding in NZ is now quite high on the bucket list, it's just not the same chasing down and passing 2 Porches in a corolla.
    love Always
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    I hear ya! Yep took my bike over there for 9 months. Loved it. Shipped it from Freo to Auckland. Cost $1200.00 and the same return. It is one great bike riding country.
    Generally I preferred the North Island. It didn't have the long straight sections. But the South Island in some areas is perfect.

    Don't flog that Corolla to hard.

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    yer i can do this for you, i'll just need the keys and your bike so i can take it to my shipping agent and have it shipped over to you.
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    There are some amazing, fantastic roads in nz.. here's a few out of christchurch for those playing at home.

    Christchurch to akaroa
    Waipara to kaikoura to culverden
    picton to nelson via havelock
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    Why be a cunt about it?

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    Bert, just go hire one, plenty of places to hire from.

    I liked the North Island below and above Auckland take out that Auckland band and it would be perfect

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    How i miss those roads. Nothing like it over here.
    "pain is temporary glory is forever" - unknown

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    I know the feeling, last week was in Vic and did the trip from Melbourne down along the Great Ocean Road and several mountain roads in a commodore hire car, both me and my partner wern't happy AT ALL
    Me because I spent the whole trip mumbling "wish I was on the bike" and her because she had motion sickness from all the turns, especially in the mountains... just FUKN awesome
    Great Ocean Rd/B100 to Forest Rd - Google Maps

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    I'd send you the Mito, but I just finished putting her back together. I'm not crating her up into parts again for your 10 minute whims!!

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    Coromandel and the Karangahake gorge are awesome, just east of auckland. Tauranga rural roads are pretty amazing as well going over the kai mai ranges there are like 15 massive 2 lane hairpins thats pretty fun... I used to live there
    Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

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    Now if you had of asked for everyone to chip in $$ to send barfridge to NZ, he would probably already be on the plane drinking a piña colada.
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    how about i pack it up freight forward for you

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    How about we send my monkey bike? I'll include the sidecar, as Bert is travelling with family.
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    just go buy this in NZ, use it, and bring it home, simple really...
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    I know a place you could probably keep it for a year securely..
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    Why be a cunt about it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by R160 View Post
    just go buy this in NZ, use it, and bring it home, simple really...
    Other bimota db4 1999 | Trade Me
    Do the fatty and the two rangas come with the bike.

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    Hokitika to Franz Josef glacier has some wicked windys, sheer drops and good altitude changes.

    The Haast Pass is also an awesome road, such amazing scenery as well.

    Wish i had a bike to ride rather than the 1.3 auto Getz we hired haha.

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    And while you lot are feeling generous, could someone please buy me a repairable write off 600ccish supersport (R6 or Gixxer preffered) with mostly fairing damage, some ebay race fairings and a trailer. That'd be tops. And if it's not stretching the friendship could someone also shell out 500 bucks for me to do level 1 at SBK. There are still some spots available at Eastern Creek on the 18th of April. Cheers.
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