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03-08-2008, 10:32 AM
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bmw k1200 sport
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: mount claremont
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another thing with traffic flow is that they should always do roadworks @ night & keep the cars moving during the day
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05-08-2008, 07:43 AM
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I'dd like the thank the young female P plater in the blue ford for the brown stain in my undies. Thanks for changing lanes without looking or indicating. In my 20+ years of riding I don't think I have ever come so close to death.
God knows how I missed you, but thank fuck I did. The horrified look on your face when I took off your mirror (They do snap easily) indicated that you had no idea of what you had done. Next time wake up! Indicate !! and look BEFORE changing lanes!!!
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05-08-2008, 06:05 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Kenwick
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hey friendly fire you should ride down the Roe Highway between 7.30 and 8am every day. there is a dick head in a red scooby impreza that ducks and dives doing at least 30 above what everone else is doing and likes to get dangerously close to me. At times I could reach out and touch him as he overtakes. Plate is 1ASA 545 if anyone see him. One day he is going to kill someone or himself.
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06-08-2008, 08:39 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MacMan
hey friendly fire you should ride down the Roe Highway between 7.30 and 8am every day. there is a dick head in a red scooby impreza that ducks and dives doing at least 30 above what everone else is doing and likes to get dangerously close to me. At times I could reach out and touch him as he overtakes. Plate is 1ASA 545 if anyone see him. One day he is going to kill someone or himself.
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going which way mate? sometimes find myself down there at that tim..
i followed a nob like this yesterday in the ute, he was driving some little hatchback, almost wiped out this young p plater chick who wasnt even on her phone, made my feelings known and he seemed to correct himself, even if only temporarily..
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06-08-2008, 10:51 AM
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Dual Sport
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Daglish
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To the arse bandit driving the white van with a trailer - as much as i hate to agree with stereotypes, you are the typical arsehole tradie when your driving. Typical scenario in Perth of a clusterfuck at a merge point. FFS mate its not difficult, I'm in front of you, so I merge in front of you. Theres no need to blast your horn and flash your lights, especially when your in the wrong. Then we stop at the lights and he changes lanes so he can yell at me. Moron.
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06-08-2008, 05:45 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Kenwick
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Originally Posted by dreamer
going which way mate? sometimes find myself down there at that tim..
i followed a nob like this yesterday in the ute, he was driving some little hatchback, almost wiped out this young p plater chick who wasnt even on her phone, made my feelings known and he seemed to correct himself, even if only temporarily..
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from Kenwick Link to Willeri exits at Willeri everyday. The guy is a class 1 tosser. He cut in front of turning semi yesterday and a bus. Thankfully didn't see him today.
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06-08-2008, 11:28 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Ninth Realm
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Originally Posted by shmoo
i hate to agree with stereotypes, you are the typical arsehole tradie when your driving.
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I'll allow it. I'm a white-ute tradie myself, and have to agree with the stereotype that goes with it from what I see on the roads. Sadly.
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07-08-2008, 06:00 PM
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VFR 800
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NoR
Posts: 999
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I can usually recognise stupid Perth drivers and just shake my head, but this nutter needs to be removed from the road!
Maroon Subaru looked like a WRX without the spoilers, but had the usual milo tin and 5mm profile tyres. Rego Y2K 079.
Followed me up the Mitchell this evening, tailgating me so I got the fook outa there, spending $1.20 in the process. (As the traffic was fairly well spread). As I came up on the next group of cars I slowed and this turkey made a point of making his way through the traffic to get behind me again - playing the same tailgating game. So I slowed a bit to at least give me a buffer to the car in front, so what did this turkey do, pulled into the emergency lane to my right, floored it missing me by about 20 cm, then peeled left across 4 lanes and exited. Bastard!
If I didn't think the hoon laws were a crock I'd dob the bastard in!
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07-08-2008, 06:29 PM
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The Awesome CBR600RR.
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Willetton
Posts: 1,077
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Originally Posted by flashthebiker
If I didn't think the hoon laws were a crock I'd dob the bastard in!
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I think you're confusing "hoon" with "fuckhead".
Hoons just do burnouts and occasionally speed and ride motorbikes.
Fuckheads do shit like that and deserve everything they get.
Question regarding Fuckheads:
If I do spot one and know that he's going to be a Fuckhead near me, am I still justified for getting pissed off when he does?
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08-08-2008, 06:23 AM
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Black 96 ZZR250
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Maida Vale
Posts: 506
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my first (and hopfully last) close call
to the maroon mistubishi on welshpool rd yesterday evening...
the only reason im not a smudge on ur bonnet is because of me.
hope u fucking die.
im sure u all get the same feeling when u see a cage pull up, wanting to turn across your path and creeping forward like you're not there and just get that feeling of...'ahh fuck'. well i got it.
hope i never get it again.
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08-08-2008, 07:49 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 26
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to the old guy in the green mini in floreat yesterday. cycle lanes are not for overtaking motorcyclists, especially one of whom was sporting a bright yellow L plate.
nice try, better luck next time. i didnt let you get away with it because next time it will cost a motorcyclist their life.
i just wanted to point out how fitting your number plate is
1COK...

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08-08-2008, 05:21 PM
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Kawasaki Z750
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Warnbro
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I've had a couple stupid ppl who think its ok to use the car to lanesplit with motorbikes at speed. Both women, one in a plastic car (cant remember what it was) and the other a Camry.
The first decided that she would take my emergency space in front of me and just missed me while in my lane.
The second just decided to daisily merge into my lane when, I turned around to let her know that she was being dangerous and she just ignored and continued. no appologetic wave or anything. Thankfully I was in the middle lane and there was a bit of space for me to move to the center lane to avoid an accident.
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08-08-2008, 06:24 PM
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Hyo Gt250r
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Victoria Park
Posts: 749
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Originally Posted by iduno
The second just decided to daisily merge into my lane when, I turned around to let her know that she was being dangerous and she just ignored and continued. no appologetic wave or anything. Thankfully I was in the middle lane and there was a bit of space for me to move to the center lane to avoid an accident.
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I believe that's a mirror claiming event.... not that i'm advising it or anything
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11-08-2008, 05:50 AM
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Black 96 ZZR250
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Maida Vale
Posts: 506
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How hard is it to honestly beat the wing mirror of a car whilst moving?
The only thing i could think of would be to raise your foot and boot it off, but when i think of it i also picture myself just falling off afterwards due to the impact.

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If I've learned one thing in life its never say no to an opportunity. Even if it blows at least you'll learn something. Who knows - it might turn out pretty good.
btw, my name is alex i have pretty pictures
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11-08-2008, 06:27 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Waikiki
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Allegedly, if you hit it with your elbow the bruising is horrendous and the pain is intense.....and the mirror remains intact.....but that may only be valid for chics with weak girly elbows.....perhaps 
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he is incredibly good looking and has huge arms and pecs.
its just, when he talks my face melts.
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11-08-2008, 06:43 AM
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z750
Join Date: May 2006
Location: SOR
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Originally Posted by JustCharlie
Allegedly, if you hit it with your elbow the bruising is horrendous and the pain is intense.....and the mirror remains intact.....but that may only be valid for chics with weak girly elbows.....perhaps 
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Aww... need someone to kiss it better?
Either lift your boot as you ride past, or pull up next to them and a swift downward stroke with the fist will do the trick most of the time 
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11-08-2008, 05:16 PM
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The Awesome CBR600RR.
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Willetton
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Dear Blue Mazda6,
Props for contributing to the Asian female P plate driver stereotype, you're doing a bang up job.
Yes, tailgating on the freeway is a dumbshit thing to do. When the person you're tailgating fluctuates their speed a little bit it generally means they're not comfortable with you getting a free ride in the slip stream, not that you should try your best to stay half a metre from their rear bumper. That you beeped your horn at me when I slowed down to change lanes only proves the fact that the tiny piece of shit that I suppose passes for your brain is unable to comprehend the fundamentally basic laws of physics. Please get an education.
To then go on and cut in front of me so you can start tailgating someone new defies belief and I truly think that you should try tailgating the long end of a short pier.
Yours truly,
BM
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11-08-2008, 05:23 PM
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Bunkylicious
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Crawley
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To the arrogant cunt who owns the White Skyline, parked across the four M/C bays outside Wesley Church on William st.
You sir, are lucky that there wasn't a posse of soap branding PSB members.
I hope a parking inspector gave you three tickets. Cunt.
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11-08-2008, 07:03 PM
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zxr-c 250
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Mnt Claremont
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dear cockhead in the silver station wagon on stirling highway; when pulling out of a T-junction onto a highway, and the path is clear as 2 cars are approaching to turn in, make sure that AFTER they turn and you can see the highway again, the path is STILL CLEAR! i had to weave pretty hard out of the way almost onto the oncoming lane (thank god for big white painted divider thingo) to avoid becoming one with your car! if i wasnt switched on i wouldnt be typing this!
i think this person was a young male, maybe 18-25. didnt get plates, i was focused more on living
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12-08-2008, 05:53 AM
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CBR250RR, 04 R1, 96RM250
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Carine
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to the gay arse yellow scooter on wellington street nearly going onto the frreway north on ramp
if you are going to split dont go halfway down the line of built up cars (approx 100m long)
you made it a freaking pain in the arse to get past you dickhead
also good stuff to the white commodore vn wagon that pulled across 4 lanes of traffic to get off the freeway you sir are a knob you dont leave 50m to go from the far right lane to get off thats how accidents happen
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