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Old 21-08-2008, 09:23 PM   #1701 (permalink)
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The fuckhead in the honda prelude this arvo on
Great eastern... it's all well and good to indicate, but don't pull out into me! The guy didn't even look and after couldnt' understand why I was shaking my fist.

Then after seeing visiting Mr. Barfridge at work I head home and cop a flying 1/4 filled Valvoline bootle off the side under box of a roadtrain on Roe Hwy.

Then heading out to Mt.Pleasant I split at the lights and stop between two cars, light goes green and fuckhead old fat cunt next to me in XR6 decides to tramp it fishtailing momentarily next to me on the right. I follow him to shops to give him a serve, fucking cock munching arsehole. Bet his wife gave him a serve for being a cock. He had a go at me, he said, "You shouldn't have come up the middle."
I explained it's legal and where does he get off endangering me with his loose back end. Anyway I threatened him with the dob in a hoon number and called him a cunt!
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Old 21-08-2008, 09:36 PM   #1702 (permalink)
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^^^good work getting up the old fart.
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Old 23-08-2008, 06:31 PM   #1703 (permalink)
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where bouts did this happen? got n e leads yet?
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Old 23-08-2008, 09:24 PM   #1704 (permalink)
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I explained it's legal and where does he get off endangering me with his loose back end. Anyway I threatened him with the dob in a hoon number and called him a cunt!
^^^^^^ Thats gold mekon - nice work mate!
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Old 24-08-2008, 05:53 PM   #1705 (permalink)
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I did think about letting him park up in G.City then coming back and breaking all his windows and mirrors, then thought about the cameras and bad image of bikers I'd create. Probably too late anyway with this bloke.
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Old 25-08-2008, 07:32 AM   #1706 (permalink)
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Old 25-08-2008, 08:01 AM   #1707 (permalink)
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Old 25-08-2008, 08:38 PM   #1708 (permalink)
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White, middle aged HiAce van (tradies rack with added drainpipe thingy) on GE Highway heading east near the airport, 5.25 pm. No it's not fcuking funny when I'm indicating to pull into the ample gap ahead of you to fcuking tramp it to block me out.

You seem to have a problem with me splitting heading west in the mornings too.

Shouts of "Dickhead" and similar are water off a duck's back, but endanger me again and you will not enjoy the consequences.
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Old 25-08-2008, 08:52 PM   #1709 (permalink)
 
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This afternoon about 4oclock freeway south in south perth - peak hour just starting, sitting on about 100. Some dickhead comes screaming past barely swerves between me and another bike the next lane across like we were standing still - doing at least 160. On a black sportsbike - all i managed to see before he was gone. Protective tshirt up around his ears.
Deathwish much?
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Old 25-08-2008, 09:03 PM   #1710 (permalink)
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oh honorable mention goes to the spanner on the R1 in the city tonight, coming out of the mysterious alleyway wearing no jacket (fuck you must have been one cold squid) - but hey i dont give a fuck bout the squidding, it's the pulling out infront of traffic AFTER LOOKING and SEEING the traffic coming. The truck had to smash his brakes to not clean you up, idiot. Hope you saw my bewildered gesticulation, retard.
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Old 25-08-2008, 09:09 PM   #1711 (permalink)
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Speeding noisy unfriendly no fun pratt vehicle seen standing next to typical victim.
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so which one is the "Speeding noisy unfriendly no fun pratt vehicle" ??
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Old 25-08-2008, 10:08 PM   #1712 (permalink)
 
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white hyundai accent today 1BBB-344, on and off the phone, swerving his entire car in and out of emergency lane, switching lanes no indicators, tailgating, merging onto freeway south trying to get past truck realising not enough room then slamming on brakes and repeating steps 1,2,3 .... where is the today tonight slot for these idiots? why hasnt carps spent millions on trying to get him off the road?
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Old 26-08-2008, 01:58 AM   #1713 (permalink)
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White, middle aged HiAce van (tradies rack with added drainpipe thingy) on GE Highway heading east near the airport, 5.25 pm. No it's not fcuking funny when I'm indicating to pull into the ample gap ahead of you to fcuking tramp it to block me out.

You seem to have a problem with me splitting heading west in the mornings too.

Shouts of "Dickhead" and similar are water off a duck's back, but endanger me again and you will not enjoy the consequences.
i think i had a crossing with said fcuker last week, what a twat.
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Old 26-08-2008, 07:22 AM   #1714 (permalink)
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i think i had a crossing with said fcuker last week, what a twat.
I'll try to get his number sometime for a positive ID. I see him quite regularly and he's definitely got a grudge against bikes getting ahead in traffic.

Meanwhile, this morning, GE Highway Bypass/Stirling Crescent lights. Old pillar box red bonneted tip truck (possibly International). Tip: When you haven't got a clear view of oncoming traffic on an 80k road, turning right is a crap idea. You damn near cleaned up the poor sod in the people carrier, then tried to fcuking cut me off in the other lane in spite of knowing you'd stuffed up. I hope you fcking heard what I fcuking called you.
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Old 26-08-2008, 07:52 AM   #1715 (permalink)
 
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This afternoon about 4oclock freeway south in south perth - peak hour just starting, sitting on about 100. Some dickhead comes screaming past barely swerves between me and another bike the next lane across like we were standing still - doing at least 160. On a black sportsbike - all i managed to see before he was gone. Protective tshirt up around his ears.
Deathwish much?
Seen this same bloke getting on the freeway at warick thinking he was Rossi full noise through at least 3 gears with the traffic. Fucking dickhead or maybe a wannabe ghost rider.
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Old 26-08-2008, 04:43 PM   #1716 (permalink)
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A Transperth bus driver heading south on the freeway last night gave me a laugh.
He had come on at Cedric St and was driving along in the left lane, I was in the next lane over and moving a bit quicker, when his indicator came on. I slowedto match his speed, with a full bus length between us, and he didn't move across. I flashed the lights a few times, he still didn't go. He turned off the indicator so I changed over to the right lane, and continued on my way, and when I looked back at him, he had successfully changed lanes and was shouting and shaking his fist at me. Not my fault you drive a bus for a living but don't know how big it is

ps cheers for the laughs mr bus driver man
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Old 26-08-2008, 05:15 PM   #1717 (permalink)
 
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^^ similar to the time a truck was merging onto the freeway near me. I slowed down to allow him to merge in, even waved him across, and still copped the middle finger for my trouble. People, eh!?
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Old 26-08-2008, 08:24 PM   #1718 (permalink)
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Lol @ the Alfa 156 with specialised plates. Yeh ur aftermarket rims looked fully sik, yeh ur large exhaust was as loud as my bike.

Yes I did think u were an idiot as u leveled with me on orrong road, revved it right up and then took off. I figured I wouldn't lower myself but when the lights turned red and we slowed up to the leach highway intersection I thought why not?

So thank you for making me almost wet myself after having u rev the shit out of ur car waiting for the lights to turn green, and then stalling it when they did, as I took off.

It was more then just a win, because I think u bruised ur pride
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Old 26-08-2008, 08:53 PM   #1719 (permalink)
 
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^^^ I may or may not have fallen off my bike i would have laughed so hard...Bwahahaha
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Old 26-08-2008, 08:55 PM   #1720 (permalink)
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To the guy (that was) driving a late model black Commodore ute that ended up sideways down in the middle of the sand between the lanes of Roe Hwy near the Kwinana Fwy junctions sometime this morning:






How the FUCK did you manage that?!
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