Name And Shame Thread

[Juffy]

I don't get it, my bike is FUCKING BRIGHT GREEN!!!!! are you all blind!!!![/b]

Nah, us cage drivers get target fixation real easy. "Oooo, shiny green thing!" *car veers*

[Viper]

/Rant

This is more directed in General at scooters who think they are riding a R class bike and slow arse lane splitters who like to hold up traffic!

I am travelling down West Swan rd about 6.45 this morning and get to the lights at Reid Hwy and filter through to the front. As i'm getting there i notice a scooter has done the same and sitting in the right lane. I know the light is about to go green so i roll through about 20km/hr and just as i get to the line it goes green. I get a handful of 1st and 2nd to make sure i'm clear and look in the mirror and the halfwit on his/her scooter has been overtaken by cars in the left lane and is holding up traffic in the right lane. I shake my head and think what a FKING moron. TIP FOR THE DUMBASS!!! Your 5cc scooter is not quick enough to be able to do that sort of thing and why the f$ck would you go and sit in the left hand side of the right lane and hold traffic up?????

/end rant

[merctom]

cause they are moron who havent actually had any training or anything and thus think that they are hot shit - way i think of it is scooter = car...

[jackerz]

cos he is probably like 16 yrs old and trying hard to be a big cool 250 rider

[NanoBear]

C class licence requires the same low IQ, no matter what you're riding/driving

[Grantlington]

kwakas with your bright green bike,

you ever played the game frogger? What you said sounds bang on with that game

seems cars are attracted to bright shiny things... :-)

[chief wiggum]

fucking tool in a an old dual cab 4wd nissan ute. following me on the freeway exit to riverside dve/spring st, i look in the mirrors and think "hmm, he's pushing that piece of snot a bit hard round a bend in the wet if he's keeping up with me". then we get to the line of banked up cars and i brake. i see in my mirrors he's got his left indicator on, but he's moving into the right lane. then i realised cos he's locked up the brakes, and has no real option as to where he goes. i hug the left kerb and hope he misses. he did. idiot.

[Viper]

Does dickheads and racing go hand in hand or is it just me?? See this shit all the time after people go and watch racing at barbs ...

I was coming home from truck racing and going down hartman road and just after prindiville drive there is a wicked round-about chicane corner ... splits into two lanes just before round-about and is two lanes down to Gnangara. Well dickhead took left side with a ute behind him and i took right to go past them both. Had the bike on the 45 and alongside dickhead coming out of chicane and he decides his V8 SS is not gonna get beaten by a bike. He drops it back a gear loses control. I look to my to left to see smoke speeling off his tyres and him launching the commode over the curbing (i bet that hurt his suspension coz that's a big curb) and up onto the footpath about 20M over grass. I reckon the bloke in the ute would have shit his pants and then pissed himself laughing. If cocksmoker had tried to counter it and swung back the other way I was gone for all money. No way he would have missed me.

I thought Ford's were built to keep dickheads out of holdens but this guy must of slipped through.

[Maxo]

Car number plate DJP, ford holdendore or something.
Had this twat overtake me on the inside through emergency lane (kwinana fwy north) twice last week.

Watch this fucker.

[evo9ace]

Car number plate DJP, ford holdendore or something.
Had this twat overtake me on the inside through emergency lane (kwinana fwy north) twice last week.

Watch this fucker.[/b]

it was a vy series II spack commodore

[Viper]

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Car number plate DJP, ford holdendore or something.
Had this twat overtake me on the inside through emergency lane (kwinana fwy north) twice last week.

Watch this fucker.[/b]

it was a vy series II spack commodore
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Bloody hoons ... should dob em in Hope he had his lap sash belt on!!!

[mizer]

Oh my god!!!!!

I realise this is a name and shame thread for cage pilots but please someone tell me what do I call the individual riding the green ninja at 12.10pm Friday 17th August, Great Eastern Hwy, heading West, at the domestic terminal intersection ?

Helmet-Check
Pants-Check
Riding jacket-Check
Gloves-None (we have all done it)

But wait for it


Shoes-None (yes that's right, this dude was wearing no shoes)

[Viper]

sorry dude ... i got bike jacked! some bastard stole my shoes and my gloves!

[mizer]

sorry dude ... i got bike jacked! some bastard stole my shoes and my gloves![/b]

Bwwwaaahhhha

Bastards

[speed3]

1awo 989 old nissan patrol.


you stupid fucking bitch. 1 lane means merge you fat ugly mole. if i ever see you crossing the road i'm speeding up.


have a shit day and die in a fire.
luv speed3

[Bunyack]

Some bitch tailgating me in a dark blue Camry so far up my ass I could feel her stimulating my prostate!
This was on the way to work today at around 2:50pm I was already doing around 75km/h in a 70 soooooo I slowed down to the speed limit and made sure I was in line with car next me..... AAAAAAALLLLLLLLL the way down south st so this cretin couldnt get past me.

I looked down and realise why this biatch was in such a foul obnoxious mood....... Freo Dockers Plates. Pah!!!

Ahhhhhhh im sorry.... some might find this cruel and unusual but I love seeing the look on some c*nt-knuckles face as they try and edge closer and closer to me..... seeing a gap appearing so they might change lanes to over take me... BUT NOOOOO!!!! I block it off!!!! and chuckle to myself as I see their frantic actions in my rear-view mirror.

Fuck you bitch! I laugh as I lethargically throw my left hand over the top of my passnger seat and enjoy a nice sedate cruise, Im in no rush, though You seem to be... as Ive turned onto south st which just so happens to see me turning off a side street into the right hand lane, which I understand is the lane for people in a hurry. but THEN..... u decide to be an obnoxious "such and such" by creeping up to my bumper, trying to intimidate me into retreating into the more sedate middle, or even the left lane. But no. FUCK YOU!!! U had the option of driving around me, the other lanes were clear at that time you could have gone by me and gone on your merry way, leaving me miles behind you as you continue to break the law by speeding. But no...... you think you can own the road and push other drivers out the way because you think someone has given you the right to speed! NO, no I say!


hell I even dropped 5 to save a live!


ahhhh the good times. these are the times I enjoy.

[Grantlington]

mate that was awesome. A+

[Ozboy]

sorry dude ... i got bike jacked! some bastard stole my shoes and my gloves![/b]

WTF, how does someone steal your shoes man?
You needed to really kick their arse while taking your shoes off !!!

[Ozboy]

I thought Ford's were built to keep dickheads out of holdens but this guy must of slipped through.
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[Mikeymikemike]

not sure if i ever posted this before

took this in northbrdge in front of taxation building.
the picture says it all.

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