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Old 03-02-2008, 07:12 PM   #1021 (permalink)
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Steel cage bumper FTW!
Another inattentive driver collected the rear bumper on my jeep today.
Mid-30s male, POS commonwhore ute. Dont know why, but impacted at about 20-30kph.
No 'damage' to mine, think he was a bit offended by my laughing at his fucked up car though.

Times like that, make driving a 4WD in the city a little less baby-seal-bashing-harsh.
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:53 PM   #1022 (permalink)
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^^^ nice. Definitely gotta laugh. I love the reactions on ppl when you do.
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:18 AM   #1023 (permalink)
 
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To the fucking hero in the baby blue camry this morning at Dog Swamp shops. You're fucking driving on the wrong side of the road, so when I jump into the fucking lane where you're supposed to be, and then you fucking change into it, dont be suprised if its a close miss. Further, when I park my bike, and the whole time you're chucking a boggy eyeing me off, step the fuck up hero. I know you're fat and middle aged and probaly have a failed career in buisness marketing and 2 kids that hate you and a wife who you don't love, but if you want to fucking talk shit dont do it from the other side of a 2 lane road. I'll be fucking waiting for you you little bitch cunt.
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Old 04-02-2008, 11:49 AM   #1024 (permalink)
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^^^anger management issues much?
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Old 04-02-2008, 12:00 PM   #1025 (permalink)
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^^^anger management issues much?
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Id say so
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Old 04-02-2008, 01:12 PM   #1026 (permalink)
 
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Id say so
It's called passive aggression. Always easier (and less detrimental to your health) to take it out on the kboard
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Old 04-02-2008, 02:41 PM   #1027 (permalink)
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It's called passive aggression. Always easier (and less detrimental to your health) to take it out on the kboard
I hear that
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Old 06-02-2008, 09:55 AM   #1028 (permalink)
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i hate hate hate shops that bag other shops.

took the bike to get tires replaced. as i was talking to him i mentioned i was getting a service done. was asked where and i said Derek. well that got him going.

i made a comment that derek is half the price then what he just offered for the service and he started going how they are better. i mentioned that all work is done by derek right there in front of you and not by an apprentice or similar and that i have used derek previously without an issue and he had nothing to say.

why do some shops think this will generate them work? this is the first and last time i will ever go to this particular shop and will never recommend them to anyone.
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Old 06-02-2008, 10:40 AM   #1029 (permalink)
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????? so wich shop shouldnt i be goin to ?????
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Old 06-02-2008, 12:12 PM   #1030 (permalink)
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????? so wich shop shouldnt i be goin to ?????
Doesn't matter what shop you SHOULDN'T be going to. Learn from this and take heed:

1) Don't mention you get it serviced by Derek.
2) Go to Derek every time

Just had my bike serviced by him. The guy's a champ. I'll be getting my new chain and sprockets fitted by him in about a month's time. Pity that he couldn't fit the brakes coz he didn't have any for my bike in stock.

EDIT: just so you know acko, the PSB mods do not take lightly to bagging the service of shops. They don't mind you saying where you got outstanding service from though. Derek and Causeway, to date, have given me brilliant service in sales and service. Total Motorcycle ranks second to Causeway, only coz I always go in 5 min before closing and annoys them (and that's entirely my fault, when I go in during the day they're really helpful). This may not be the case for everyone else but that's just my experience.
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Old 07-02-2008, 05:47 AM   #1031 (permalink)
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The young lady(?) in the RAV with brand new "P" plates, freeway south at Hutton St. this morning. Please, think back to what your driving instructor told you. I'm reasonably certain it wasn't, "When it starts raining, it's your duty to increase your speed, weave all over the freeway and slam your brakes on for no apparent reason, thereby momentarily losing control of the vehicle. Also, should you see a motorcycle, it's law that you should attempt to drive them into a barrier or any other manouvere that will endanger them and assist in making everyones journey more hazardous. Failure to drive like a complete moron while applying make-up is also an offence." If that's how you remember it or it's really what the instructor said, somebody needs removed from the gene pool. You scared the shit out of me, so I can only imagine what the rider you nearly got felt like.
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Old 07-02-2008, 07:05 AM   #1032 (permalink)
 
To the wanker on some sort of dark bike riding along behind me on the Kenwick Link about 30mins ago, "PUT YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS ON!!!
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:13 AM   #1033 (permalink)
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Some knob in a maroon red car out of the tunnel. Looked like a camry. Decides that tailgating me in wet weather is a good idea. Forced another car off the road at the merging section because he was too much of a dickhead to give way like he was supposed to, at which point I thought of the car vs. bike win-loss ratio (1 win - Bunyack) and got the hell out of there.

Given my jacket isn't waterproof, I arrived at work cold and wet. But damn am I glad to have arrived at work with fudge packers like that on the road.
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:20 AM   #1034 (permalink)
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twat in a green silvia, jumpin between lanes like there is no tomorrow, while i just cruised up in the freeway in the same lane most of the way. I still beat u to the fuckin offramp.. its idiots like u that cause that carpark of a freeway every morning!
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:33 AM   #1035 (permalink)
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Blonde teenie tart (not PSBs own wonderful Teenie) in a silver Getz full of fluffy pink shit on Roe this morning. Skank... its pissing rain to the point where one can barely see 20m in front of the car, you dont have your head lights on and feel its ok to sit so far up my arse I almost felt you tickle my tonsils. You didnt seem to want to play after I tapped the brakes though. You disappeared very quickly into the next lane. Sure you got level with me and almost hit a truck in the process but for what reason did you then have to attempt to share the exact same peice of road I was on? Theres plenty more you know. Enough for everyone. Did you expect that I was going to slow down and allow you in front of me? Had you been a car length in front and indicated I may well have allowed you into my lane but alas I dont exepct you to comprehend such basic driving skills. I see you quite often in the morning. I eagerly await our next meeting so as I may obtain a photo of your cute little face and post it somewhere on the interwebz for all to see.
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:36 AM   #1036 (permalink)
 
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its pissing rain to the point where one can barely see 20m in front of the car, you dont have your head lights on and feel its ok to sit so far up my arse I almost felt you tickle my tonsils.
I didn't see any CRAZY TAILGATER ITS RAINING SO LETS HAVE A RACE drivers this morning. On my way in to work it was mainly "its raining, better do 40km/h under the speed limit on a straight stretch of road in the right hand lane" drivers
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:51 AM   #1037 (permalink)
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why do people find the need to travel in the emergency lane. your job is not an emergency..... you will get there with the rest of us, be patient! i nearly lost the side of my car this morning as i was giving ample room for any bikes who might be on a get out of the rain filtering run. running your 4wd with the right wheel in the left lane and the rest of the car in the emergency lane is bad. big props to the bike cop who was pulling such people over and fining them, he would have made some cash this morning!
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:58 AM   #1038 (permalink)
 
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why do people find the need to travel in the emergency lane. your job is not an emergency..... you will get there with the rest of us, be patient! i nearly lost the side of my car this morning as i was giving ample room for any bikes who might be on a get out of the rain filtering run. running your 4wd with the right wheel in the left lane and the rest of the car in the emergency lane is bad. big props to the bike cop who was pulling such people over and fining them, he would have made some cash this morning!
That's kinda filtering for cages
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Old 07-02-2008, 09:53 AM   #1039 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-02-2008, 10:16 AM   #1040 (permalink)
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Actually it's two offences, undertaking and driving in the emergency lane.

Although I'm not sure if undertaking is an offence here (Pretty sure it is in the UK)...
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