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21-12-2007, 08:00 AM
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21-12-2007, 08:09 AM
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WAPOL: Taking care of what's important in life
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21-12-2007, 08:29 AM
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Oh FFS! Urban terrorists
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21-12-2007, 08:31 AM
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One thumps the other screams
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Nothing like last minute stuffing of the coffers.
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21-12-2007, 08:45 AM
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Hehehe...saw these guys at the Hay & William lights this morning. I was just about to stroll across Hay St against a flashing red man when I noticed one of them eyeballing me (the other was booking some heinous criminal in a sharp suit.) Made a sharp right turn, counted out 20m down Hay St then crossed.
Which idiot thought pinging people for jaywalking at the end of Hay St mall 4 days before Christmas would be good PR?
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21-12-2007, 09:03 AM
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Hyo Gt250r
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shit... glad i got the day off today!!! I nearly always (allegedly) do that from Perth traino to corner of William and St. Georges tce.
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21-12-2007, 09:55 AM
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It's not red.
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Those cops must really need their christmas bonus for filling their quota.
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21-12-2007, 10:05 AM
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06 GPX
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All I can say is what a load of shit. "Merry Christmas, have a jaywalking ticket" BAH HUMBUG!
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21-12-2007, 10:30 AM
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A noble one.
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Oh bullocks
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21-12-2007, 10:36 AM
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Um, what do domesticated weight-pulling beasts have to do with this?

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40% of all sickies in Australia happen on a Monday or Friday. A disgraceful statistic!
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21-12-2007, 01:10 PM
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Um, what do domesticated weight-pulling beasts have to do with this?
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Everything, when they're wearing fluoro shirts and riding bicycles.
Oh wait, that's pigs.
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