Cibbie troubles

[McGee]

So I was out today learning some, interesting, things and suddenly I'm having clutch/general problems (who knew).
Friction point is completely different (I know this can be adjusted, just keep reading) aaaaand on acceleration the bike's revs are jumping from 8 to 12/13k and back down with no change on the throttle from me.
That said, the bike is most definitely in need of a full service - I just don't wanna go in blind.
Any suggestions on what might be the problem SLASH a decent mechanic NOR who isn't going to take me for a ride (pardon the pun) because I have a set of tits?

[Maxo]

Derek Ball.

[Rich]

Trying to clutch up Wheelies?

Bye bye clutch...

[McGee]

Trying to clutch up Wheelies?

Bye bye clutch...

I wouldn't do that. However, hypothetically, if I had tried that.... the problems wouldn't have started till attempts at other activities...

[Rich]

Less cryptic, more facts...

Then we have some chance of diagnosing the problem...

[I Fancy Holidays]

Replace clutch plates. Takes about 30 minutes and shouldn't set you back much more then $100 for a decent brand.

[McGee]

Less cryptic, more facts...

Then we have some chance of diagnosing the problem...

Ill PM you.

[McGee]

Replace clutch plates. Takes about 30 minutes and shouldn't set you back much more then $100 for a decent brand.

Yeah I've got a feeling that'll be the only solution. Good thing I'm only on a 250 aye

[Watt One]

Hahaha this wouldnt have anything to do with todays msg aye.
Clutch for sure....

[McGee]

Hahaha this wouldnt have anything to do with todays msg aye.
Clutch for sure....

..... nooo >.>

[Watt One]

Picks or it didnt happen

[Max Power]

How high did ya get it? haha

[Commander Keen]

Your clutch is fucked. Buy new plates ~$60 +$100 if you get a pro to fit them for you.
You'll also need an oil change since you have to drain the oil to change the clutch (2.4l for the CBR) $varies.

Also, you don't have to be cryptic about busting wheelies, just where you're doing them. I'm pretty syre WAPOL stopped taking us seriously after the cannonball run*

*Which was AWESOME btw..

[Cam]

Ill PM you.

Because trying clutch-up wheelies and burning out a clutch is a delicate matter?

She's fucked, lass. Call Derek or K-Tech.

[I Fancy Holidays]

You'll also need an oil change since you have to drain the oil to change the clutch (2.4l for the CBR) $varies.

Pfft, just take off fairings, push bike over and change plates without dropping oil.

[Aufitt]

Do you have enough freeplay at the lever?

[Barfridge]

Sounds almost as bad as the smoky burnout a certain lass (Let's call her girlcow) did, lots of smoke, but the back wheel didn't actually move.

[Commander Keen]

On the 7ZX or the 1R?

[Barfridge]

was a while ago, rendering it un-shoesworthy.

[SIR sparks a lot]

On the 7ZX or the 1R?

The 1R