Awkward moment at the park

[Lolly]

I have just returned from walking the pooch down the park. I know I shouldn't be out walking on my own in poorly lit parks, but its a lovely evening and the dog loves it.

Anyway, on my way around, I was strolling past two parked cars, where two guys were sitting on the bonnet (sort of) and well erm going for it.
The toilet block there is shut about 7.30pm now to discourage use of it for such activities so I guess the guys just felt they had no alternative.

Usually when paths cross with other night walkers we say goodevening, make small talk about the dogs and keep walking. Of course this was a little out of the norm. I figure you guys might have more experience with this if the frequency by which George Michael gets caught out in toilets is anything to go by.

What do you do if you walk in or walk past something quite private?

[IGS]

Were they doing it doggystyle?

[Lolly]

As I was walking past one of the guys was going down on the other.

Then of course my dog decided to play with a new pooch that arrived on the scene running around in their vicinity, so I couldn't entirely remove myself from their view. From where I stood I think they moved to home base after that.

[The Saint]

Aw Lolly, you're such a wowser.

It's free love, baby!

[lee]

If it's a regular guy girl couple, I giggle and provide a short running commentary and a few 'sock it to her tiger' type remarks before leaving. Sticking from start to the moneyshot is rather creepy.

I can't say I've ever come across two guys exploring colontown on a bonnet in a park before though. I think I'd leave, quickly. Crying.

[Lolly]

I felt sorry for them thinking that they are either closet lovers or they just seriously have no better place for privacy. Either way sad.

[The Saint]

I can't say I've ever come across two guys exploring colontown on a bonnet in a park before though.

Not that they would complain too loudly if you did.

[Shogun]

offer a hand.

[Lolly]

I think they had that covered

[Viper]

Saint ... any chance you can pack ur shit at home instead of the park?

[The Saint]

offer a hand.

Like so?

[rc_sam]

Could have let Yogi jump them...
That would have stopped them in their tracks.

[Bendito]

I was searching on Google for something around Perth a little while ago, and managed to bring up a map of "hotspots" around Perth, where if one was so inclined, one could go find a random dude to hang out with, and you would be provided with the hand signals and best times etc.

Weirded me out.

So, were they hot?

[SBD]

See, when I read the title for some reason I immediately thought of a bum sleeping on a bench being moved on by the police, i.e. OP is said bum.

[The Saint]

So, was the guy being fellated drinking a cocktail?

[Lolly]

Hope its all clarified now SBD

[Bundera]

what made me laugh is the thought of 2 guys together got the attention of IGS straight away

[Lolly]

I was searching on Google for something around Perth a little while ago, and managed to bring up a map of "hotspots" around Perth, where if one was so inclined, one could go find a random dude to hang out with, and you would be provided with the hand signals and best times etc.

Weirded me out.

So, were they hot?

I think Baysie might make the top 5 then. I often see cars driving around the three car parks there.

Not my kind of hot.

[drifter]

what has been seen cannot be unseen.

[The Saint]

what has been seen cannot be unseen.

That's not bad!

You should make that into a lolcat.