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26-06-2009, 09:49 AM
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Best insults - low brow - NSFW
As for the http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...gh-brow-86267/ thread, but for people who are too fucking stupid to not resort to bad language or racial slurs.
You know, like those thick-as-shit kawasaki owners who are only well hung because that's the only way you can spend every minute with your cock in your hand AND your knuckles dragging on the ground as you lurch aimlessly around your life whilst your two brain cells try desperately to find one another again... |
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26-06-2009, 09:49 AM
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Needs a poll troll.
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26-06-2009, 09:52 AM
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Haha, fartface. Troll poll needs options. Provide them.  |
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26-06-2009, 09:58 AM
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When you're going to insult someone do you stoop to
- Single Expletive
- Brand bashing
- Genital criticism
- Abuse of profession
- Ridicule of intelligence
- Strine' insults (e.g "knuckle-dragger, drongo, blah.. )
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26-06-2009, 09:58 AM
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07 R1 & 98 r1
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I have always liked "Fuck off and fuck off now!"
Its simple and to the point.
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26-06-2009, 09:59 AM
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One thumps the other screams
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: A private road
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Low brow?
Busted arse gutter slut.
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In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
Its the little things that make the difference 
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Originally Posted by Emily
I'm a PSB girl, I'm honestly not fussy
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26-06-2009, 10:00 AM
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Fit in or fuck off
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In real life she was even more attractive than I had imagined. She had long, flaxen hair, gorgeous slender legs, skin like purest alabaster and laughing eyes that twinkled in the sun like limpid pools of the purest azure. And cracking tits.
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26-06-2009, 10:04 AM
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"You fucking redneck"
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26-06-2009, 10:06 AM
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I love calling people "git".
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26-06-2009, 10:08 AM
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I've always been somewhat partial to "why don't you make like a tree and fuck off", Biff Tannen style.
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In real life she was even more attractive than I had imagined. She had long, flaxen hair, gorgeous slender legs, skin like purest alabaster and laughing eyes that twinkled in the sun like limpid pools of the purest azure. And cracking tits.
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26-06-2009, 10:08 AM
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One thumps the other screams
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I find "cunt" to be quite effective.
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In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
Its the little things that make the difference
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Originally Posted by Emily
I'm a PSB girl, I'm honestly not fussy
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26-06-2009, 10:09 AM
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CBR1100XX BLACKBIRD
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Dejavu like to call me this one "C&*T muscle fuck face"
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26-06-2009, 10:09 AM
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When you call someone a cnut and they reply with "At least they are usefull" reply with "Not when they are as big as you their not"
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They hung a sign up in our town "If you live it up, you won't live it down"-Tom Waits
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26-06-2009, 10:12 AM
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a shiny black one
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My top five favourite insults, in no particular order:
1. Wank Stain
2. Bollocksing piece of shit
3. Dick cheese
4. Cunt flap
5. Smeg breath
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26-06-2009, 10:13 AM
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"Fuck you and everyone that looks like you."
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26-06-2009, 10:15 AM
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One thumps the other screams
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Location: A private road
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You smell like your mothers yeasty cunt.
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In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
Its the little things that make the difference
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emily
I'm a PSB girl, I'm honestly not fussy
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26-06-2009, 10:21 AM
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"Cunt" seems to be popular around here.
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Originally Posted by chew
When you call someone a cnut and they reply with "At least they are usefull" reply with "Not when they are as big as you their not"
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Apart from those fuckwits that can't even spell it...  |
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26-06-2009, 10:23 AM
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R1, Police commissioner's Motard!
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The next SUPER POSTIE
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Originally Posted by Cam
I dub you Postman Splat.
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'Soul' - Italian word for unreliability.
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26-06-2009, 10:50 AM
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We had an awesome moment at work once. There was this guy who was really fat and most people didn't get along with him that well because he was a bit arrogant. When standing over someone elses desk he said something pretty harsh to them (can't remember what it was but I think it was a personal insult). The other guys response was to stand up and yell in his face "how about you go eat a fucking donut you fat cunt." The fat guy didn't know what to do/say, so he just walked off. This was in an office with around 30 people in the middle of the day, so it was pretty funny  |
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26-06-2009, 10:51 AM
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^^^ so does it belong in the "highbrow" thread?
Probably not. But good effort, that man!  |
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