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    Best insults - low brow - NSFW

    As for the Best insults - high brow thread, but for people who are too fucking stupid to not resort to bad language or racial slurs.

    You know, like those thick-as-shit kawasaki owners who are only well hung because that's the only way you can spend every minute with your cock in your hand AND your knuckles dragging on the ground as you lurch aimlessly around your life whilst your two brain cells try desperately to find one another again...

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    Needs a poll troll.

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    Haha, fartface. Troll poll needs options. Provide them.

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    When you're going to insult someone do you stoop to

    - Single Expletive
    - Brand bashing
    - Genital criticism
    - Abuse of profession
    - Ridicule of intelligence
    - Strine' insults (e.g "knuckle-dragger, drongo, blah.. )

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    I have always liked "Fuck off and fuck off now!"

    Its simple and to the point.

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    Low brow?

    Busted arse gutter slut.
    In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
    Its the little things that make the difference
    Quote Originally Posted by IPIT on relationships
    If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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    Fit in or fuck off
    Quote Originally Posted by Melkor View Post
    The Saint is all over the answer like a Saint on a cupcake.

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    "You fucking redneck"

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    I love calling people "git".

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    I've always been somewhat partial to "why don't you make like a tree and fuck off", Biff Tannen style.
    Quote Originally Posted by Melkor View Post
    The Saint is all over the answer like a Saint on a cupcake.

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    I find "cunt" to be quite effective.
    In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
    Its the little things that make the difference
    Quote Originally Posted by IPIT on relationships
    If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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    Dejavu like to call me this one "C&*T muscle fuck face"

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    When you call someone a cnut and they reply with "At least they are usefull" reply with "Not when they are as big as you their not"
    They hung a sign up in our town "If you live it up, you won't live it down"-Tom Waits

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    My top five favourite insults, in no particular order:

    1. Wank Stain
    2. Bollocksing piece of shit
    3. Dick cheese
    4. Cunt flap
    5. Smeg breath
    /cocksnogger

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    "Fuck you and everyone that looks like you."

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    You smell like your mothers yeasty cunt.
    In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
    Its the little things that make the difference
    Quote Originally Posted by IPIT on relationships
    If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.

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    "Cunt" seems to be popular around here.

    Quote Originally Posted by chew View Post
    When you call someone a cnut and they reply with "At least they are usefull" reply with "Not when they are as big as you their not"
    Apart from those fuckwits that can't even spell it...

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A3orHdCUXE]YouTube - Guntashunt[/ame]
    As a general rule, the better it felt when you said it, the more trouble it's going to get you into.

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    We had an awesome moment at work once. There was this guy who was really fat and most people didn't get along with him that well because he was a bit arrogant. When standing over someone elses desk he said something pretty harsh to them (can't remember what it was but I think it was a personal insult). The other guys response was to stand up and yell in his face "how about you go eat a fucking donut you fat cunt." The fat guy didn't know what to do/say, so he just walked off. This was in an office with around 30 people in the middle of the day, so it was pretty funny

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    ^^^ so does it belong in the "highbrow" thread?

    Probably not. But good effort, that man!

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