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26-06-2009, 03:49 PM
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I quit long before they got tazers 
man I would have tazered so many people
"Excuse me officer can you direct me to..."
*TAZER*
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26-06-2009, 04:02 PM
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:looks at melkor's avatar again:
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26-06-2009, 04:32 PM
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Meh. I'd taser my five-year old child if I could.
back on topic: The whole song is a tribute to this thread, but my favourite two lines are "I will be saying this in your defence: I'd rather eat a fridge full of arses than know you" and "I've tried with all my might to see past all your failings, but I fail to give a fuck" (You Can't Move Into My House - Frenzal Rhomb)
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Getting into an argument on the internet is like entering The Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded
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26-06-2009, 05:16 PM
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one of Chargers classics:
Show some fucking respect , if i was 5 seconds quicker up those stairs i would be your father not the dog
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Guns don't kill people, people with moustaches kill people.
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26-06-2009, 05:32 PM
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Pretty tame, but I have always liked an expression my father taught me years ago, which I suspect originally came from my grandfather:
'Jeez mate, if I had a dog with a face like yours, I'd shave its bum & teach it to walk backwards'
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26-06-2009, 05:40 PM
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eventually a daytona 675
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nothing too harsh, but i was always a fan of 'Why dont you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself'...as seen here...fuck being a very versitile word 
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27-06-2009, 12:17 AM
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when someone is being a real fuckin know it all self loving prick, or when they are havin a go at ya for what u see as nothing.
"mate im trying to see this from your point of view, but i just cant stick my head that far up my own arse."
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this is goin to happen. i will be better, faster, stonger. i will make something of myself.
just u wait and see...
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27-06-2009, 12:23 AM
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Fuck you and your children. (must be recited straight-faced, as if deep in conversation)
Anything too long seems to lose meaning in the heat of the moment
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27-06-2009, 01:10 AM
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Ninja 2008 250r
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Quote:
Originally Posted by snowflake
My top five favourite insults, in no particular order:
1. Wank Stain
2. Bollocksing piece of shit
3. Dick cheese
4. Cunt flap
5. Smeg breath
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27-06-2009, 01:12 AM
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Anything from the first half of "Full metal jacket".
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27-06-2009, 03:44 AM
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Oxygen thief.
Posted via Mobile Device
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27-06-2009, 03:48 AM
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One for the rednecks: "You waste of a white skin".
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I apologise.
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27-06-2009, 06:37 AM
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"Someone said to me today you couldnt make a managers asshole"
"I backed you up though and said you could"
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27-06-2009, 08:00 AM
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R1's three of them, and KR1S
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from Sudden Impact. Gotta Love Dirty Harry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UznxI3Z4NU8
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27-06-2009, 09:28 AM
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Quote:
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Anything from the first half of "Full metal jacket".
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28-06-2009, 09:12 PM
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Yamaha FZR 250
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let me guess, your parents are siblings?
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29-06-2009, 01:42 AM
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Ninja 2008 250r
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Location: Rockingham
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GSXRossi
here's a spoon (make motion of presenting imaginary spoon) so you can eat my ass
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29-06-2009, 08:19 AM
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Filthy cumdumpster!
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29-06-2009, 08:27 AM
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Other peoples
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I'm kind of against the c word, I do like the word fuck tho, as previously noted it is quite versatile and that little word in the right sentance can go a long way!
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29-06-2009, 09:06 AM
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One iv been using laterly. Usually after myself being insulted.
You know what fella. Ill go for a jog and when i come back you can tongue my sweaty balls.
Or . Iv had the ones where the person in question has threatened to smash my face in.
I tend to say something like. Or you can come over here and toss my salad. and your in luck i wiped properly so there shouldnt be to many surprises.
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