Best insults - low brow - NSFW

[Rider]

You are a Felcher.

[digz]

-were you dropped a few times when you were a kid
-waste of good air
-are you deaf and stupid the answers no biff

[Elise]

Starfish - go choke on an anemone! hahaha

[Captain Starfish]

bahahahaha.

[Elise]

You made me cry, I made u cry! Its a vicious circle!

[footer]

Your a ankle...(confused look on their face) you know lower than a cunt.

Good to see that your still taking your ugly pills.

[Cosimo_Zaretti]

Originally Posted by The Faz

"Can your dick touch your arsehole?"
When they say no:
"Well there's your answer"
When they say yes:
"Well go fuck yourself"

A mate of mine lost his virginity to a girl who came up to him at a party and tried that one on him. The girls are classy out Campbelltown way

[[DR34M3R]]

"fuck you & the horse you rode in on"

[Princess Deb]

Make my day: have sex with somebody else

[susieq]

I don't think I have ever verbally insulted anyone. But, I remember calling out to a neighbour who was watering his horse-hey you, you with the one inch dick, I can see it. I wanted to capture his attention and ask him to ease off the noisy summer partying since we all had not slept for so many days. Worked like a treat.
And I remember the day I was all day at Court and didn't know the split at the back of my dress had ripped up high but not to the heavens, until about four pm when a friend I ran into told me and I replied, Well I am dressed right for the day, everytime I come here they fuck me. Made the night tv news. And the Court clerk was bobbing up and down and smiling like hell.
I suppose my old girlfriends used to tease each other which was probably really termed insults between mates. Just the usual stuff from the eighties like, we know you have to tie a rope around your boyfriends so they don't get lost in there, and she swallowed the titanic.

[The Saint]

Originally Posted by susieq

I don't think I have ever verbally insulted anyone.

Oh really? What about that time you called out to a neighbour who was watering his horse, "hey you, you with the one inch dick, I can see it"?

[Princess Deb]

If I asked you how long you've lived next door to susieq, would that be verbal abuse?

[The Saint]

Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance.

[barfridge]

Originally Posted by The Saint

Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance.

susieq, who the fuck is susieq?

[susieq]

Originally Posted by barfridge

susieq, who the fuck is susieq?

Aha, you see, using the genitalia insult really works on men. Actually, I never saw his dick.
But if you really want I could capture your attention too-oops already did.

[susieq]

Yeah, I did think long and hard before posting as to whether or not I was insulting him or just capturing his attention by cleverly using language. Was a hard call.

[Princess Deb]

[Revelations]

Originally Posted by susieq

I don't think I have ever verbally insulted anyone. But, I remember calling out to a neighbour who was watering his horse-hey you, you with the one inch dick, I can see it. I wanted to capture his attention and ask him to ease off the noisy summer partying since we all had not slept for so many days. Worked like a treat.
And I remember the day I was all day at Court and didn't know the split at the back of my dress had ripped up high but not to the heavens, until about four pm when a friend I ran into told me and I replied, Well I am dressed right for the day, everytime I come here they fuck me. Made the night tv news. And the Court clerk was bobbing up and down and smiling like hell.
I suppose my old girlfriends used to tease each other which was probably really termed insults between mates. Just the usual stuff from the eighties like, we know you have to tie a rope around your boyfriends so they don't get lost in there, and she swallowed the titanic.

just how often do you go to court? for what?

[susieq]

I went to Court many years ago, and I had been going to many Courts, and one of them was always a problem. They would stuff everything up and then get on a roll, and were usually too lazy to fix anything they buggered up. I recall they used to cost me a fortune, at least more money than I had to play with. It was the Family Court in the late nineties. On tv they had a reporter talking about how offensive language can be used in an efficent way to create a summary of a complex story, and about the acceptability of that type of language. He said it was plithy.
( my example-how was your day ? A reply-fucked, or, fuckin A. Bad or good with strength and certainty )
I still reckon I am allowed apply to a Court if I knew how to and have the Family Court pay back all their liability towards the costs etc., and then I could afford lots of bikes, and find more exciting places to wear a split skirt.

[XSorXpire]

Oxygen thief.

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