Best insults - low brow - NSFW

[Dr. Venkman]

Fuck you, your dog, your budgie and the horse you rode in on.

Shake your head and say "Wow, they did a great job hiding the lobotomy scars"

[chew]

"Cunt" seems to be popular around here.



Apart from those fuckwits that can't even spell it...

Hurumph, some of us cunts pretend to be gentlemen.

[Captain Starfish]

Not in this thread, chew.



Not in this thread...

[HotelBushranger]

I call my friend cunt-nugget a lot, or cuntrag. Bitches love it.

[not faz]

When someone is asking a question I like:

"Can your dick touch your arsehole?"
When they say no:
"Well there's your answer"
When they say yes:
"Well go fuck yourself"

[Flyboy]

Shut your foul whining you filthy piece of disdendant rectum!!!!!!

[Mockery]

^^^ Red Dwarf, nice...

Was walking down Essex St one night (late) and my mate said to these chicks going the other way "Hey, how's it going?" pretty offensive, I know!

So this one slapper is completely outraged and comes back with
"Aaaah, fuck youse! Youse are fucked! I'll fuck ya face! I'll fuck ya fuckin' face!"

Without thinking I came straight back with "Ha! As if you could find anyone to let you..."
and then I spent the rest of the night wondering whether she understood either what she was saying, or what I said back.

[[DR34M3R]]

"go practice safe sex.....go fuck yourself"

[Maxo]

/don brick top thick rimmed glasses and yellow teeth

"Who'er fucks talking to you boy...."

[Kickass Koola]

-Did your parents have any children that lived, or are they still falling out of your sister's cunt?

-Blow me, but first remove the fingers from your cunt. (

-Get your head the fuck out of your mom's ass and do something productive, *racial slur*



Usually has the power to shock an aggressor into silence and/or action. Be prepared to step on the back foot if you're gonna use them, and only do so if deemed absolutely necessary.

[XSorXpire]

I wanted to talk to the horses head mate, not the horses arse.


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[Flyboy]

I bet you're only on this planet cos your father wouldn't settle for a blowjob.

[lo1ux]

hmmmm one that comes to me is from one of the boys at work, we where at a pub in roma qld and this bird was walking around thinking she was all that....anyway as we leave full of piss one of the boys walks up and says something along these lines "before i leave i need to say something to you, your nothing but a 2 bit, coon rooting scrag. you come in here teasin all the boys with your tits hangin, just fuck off."

it was priceless to see the look on her face.

[Tic]

Fuckknuckle is one of my favourites.
Cock Stain.
Cum sipping crack whore.

nothing fancy really.
dont say cunt to often. mum still slaps me upside the head if i say it in front of her.

[Princess deb]

lo1ux: Don't suppose you still have his number, he sounds like a catch.

I like to try and drop the phrase "piss up a rope" into conversation. It pleases me.

[Kristy]

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit

[GSXRossi]

here's a spoon (make motion of presenting imaginary spoon) so you can eat my ass

[lo1ux]

lo1ux: Don't suppose you still have his number, he sounds like a catch.

I like to try and drop the phrase "piss up a rope" into conversation. It pleases me.

lol sorry deb hes taken as far as i know

[Melkor]

When I was working as WA's finest in Kalgoorlie some of the more tanned members of the Australian Citizenry used to say this to me a lot

"You're fucking racist you white dog cunt, now gimme a smoke"

Irony can be fun in insults.

[mekon]

I always find that a simple "Cunt!" said with menace of Vinnie Jones as Big Chris (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking barrels) and finger poking in receipient's chest to work well, until they taser you.