Thread: Best insults - low brow - NSFW
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26-06-2009 03:49 PM #41
I quit long before they got tazers

man I would have tazered so many people
"Excuse me officer can you direct me to..."
*TAZER*When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson
it is better [one hundred] guilty Persons should escape than that one innocent Person should suffer
-Ben Franklin
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26-06-2009 04:02 PM #42
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26-06-2009 04:32 PM #43
Meh. I'd taser my five-year old child if I could.
back on topic: The whole song is a tribute to this thread, but my favourite two lines are "I will be saying this in your defence: I'd rather eat a fridge full of arses than know you" and "I've tried with all my might to see past all your failings, but I fail to give a fuck" (You Can't Move Into My House - Frenzal Rhomb)Your eyes are weary from staring at the the new PSB skin and the glare of your monitor. You are starting to feel sleepy. Very sleepy. Notice how restful it is to look at my avatar. Look at it some more as you float into a cloud of calm and peace. Gently close your eyes. You are now asleep. The opinions stated in the above post are now yours. You cannot imagine why you ever felt otherwise.
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26-06-2009 05:16 PM #44
one of Chargers classics:
Show some fucking respect , if i was 5 seconds quicker up those stairs i would be your father not the dogGuns don't kill people, people with moustaches kill people.
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26-06-2009 05:32 PM #45
Pretty tame, but I have always liked an expression my father taught me years ago, which I suspect originally came from my grandfather:
'Jeez mate, if I had a dog with a face like yours, I'd shave its bum & teach it to walk backwards'
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26-06-2009 05:40 PM #46
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27-06-2009 12:17 AM #47
when someone is being a real fuckin know it all self loving prick, or when they are havin a go at ya for what u see as nothing.
"mate im trying to see this from your point of view, but i just cant stick my head that far up my own arse."this is goin to happen. i will be better, faster, stonger. i will make something of myself.
just u wait and see...
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27-06-2009 12:23 AM #48
Fuck you and your children. (must be recited straight-faced, as if deep in conversation)
Anything too long seems to lose meaning in the heat of the momentFormerly Crazyhorse
Personally, I always carry a slice of ham in my pocket and place that over my hand while entering my PIN
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27-06-2009 01:10 AM #49
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27-06-2009 01:12 AM #50
Anything from the first half of "Full metal jacket".
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27-06-2009 03:44 AM #51
Oxygen thief.
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27-06-2009 03:48 AM #52
One for the rednecks: "You waste of a white skin".
It has a dual purpose. ~ Tom Smitheringale
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27-06-2009 06:37 AM #53
"Someone said to me today you couldnt make a managers asshole"
"I backed you up though and said you could"
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27-06-2009 08:00 AM #54
from Sudden Impact. Gotta Love Dirty Harry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UznxI3Z4NU8
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27-06-2009 09:28 AM #55
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28-06-2009 09:12 PM #56
let me guess, your parents are siblings?
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29-06-2009 01:42 AM #57
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29-06-2009 08:19 AM #58
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29-06-2009 08:27 AM #59
I'm kind of against the c word, I do like the word fuck tho, as previously noted it is quite versatile and that little word in the right sentance can go a long way!
Splling n grammaz rebel fo lyfe. Wotevs homoez.
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29-06-2009 09:06 AM #60
One iv been using laterly. Usually after myself being insulted.
You know what fella. Ill go for a jog and when i come back you can tongue my sweaty balls.
Or . Iv had the ones where the person in question has threatened to smash my face in.
I tend to say something like. Or you can come over here and toss my salad. and your in luck i wiped properly so there shouldnt be to many surprises."To Dare is to Do."
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