Best insults - low brow - NSFW

[Melkor]

I quit long before they got tazers

man I would have tazered so many people

"Excuse me officer can you direct me to..."

*TAZER*

[Captain Starfish]

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[Princess Deb]

Meh. I'd taser my five-year old child if I could.

back on topic: The whole song is a tribute to this thread, but my favourite two lines are "I will be saying this in your defence: I'd rather eat a fridge full of arses than know you" and "I've tried with all my might to see past all your failings, but I fail to give a fuck" (You Can't Move Into My House - Frenzal Rhomb)

[crash]

one of Chargers classics:

Show some fucking respect , if i was 5 seconds quicker up those stairs i would be your father not the dog

[Vincenzo]

Pretty tame, but I have always liked an expression my father taught me years ago, which I suspect originally came from my grandfather:

'Jeez mate, if I had a dog with a face like yours, I'd shave its bum & teach it to walk backwards'

[Revelations]

nothing too harsh, but i was always a fan of 'Why dont you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself'...as seen here...fuck being a very versitile word
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCcCzj_yRtk"]YouTube - The 'F' Word[/ame]

[#124]

when someone is being a real fuckin know it all self loving prick, or when they are havin a go at ya for what u see as nothing.

"mate im trying to see this from your point of view, but i just cant stick my head that far up my own arse."

[Biggles]

Fuck you and your children. (must be recited straight-faced, as if deep in conversation)

Anything too long seems to lose meaning in the heat of the moment

[The Nurse 23]

My top five favourite insults, in no particular order:

1. Wank Stain
2. Bollocksing piece of shit
3. Dick cheese
4. Cunt flap
5. Smeg breath

poooh!!! number 4 smells like it sounds.... yuk

[Desmogod]

Anything from the first half of "Full metal jacket".

[XSorXpire]

Oxygen thief.


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[Shortfuse]

One for the rednecks: "You waste of a white skin".

[chance]

"Someone said to me today you couldnt make a managers asshole"

"I backed you up though and said you could"

[arwon]

from Sudden Impact. Gotta Love Dirty Harry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UznxI3Z4NU8

[mekon]

Anything from the first half of "Full metal jacket".

In particular lines from R.Lee Ermey as Gny. Sgt. Hartman

[Lacey Nylons]

let me guess, your parents are siblings?

[The Nurse 23]

here's a spoon (make motion of presenting imaginary spoon) so you can eat my ass

ROSSI is a legend!!! Love your namesake

[Panza83]

Filthy cumdumpster!

[Elise]

I'm kind of against the c word, I do like the word fuck tho, as previously noted it is quite versatile and that little word in the right sentance can go a long way!

[Tic]

One iv been using laterly. Usually after myself being insulted.

You know what fella. Ill go for a jog and when i come back you can tongue my sweaty balls.

Or . Iv had the ones where the person in question has threatened to smash my face in.
I tend to say something like. Or you can come over here and toss my salad. and your in luck i wiped properly so there shouldnt be to many surprises.