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Thread: Best insults - low brow - NSFW

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    I quit long before they got tazers

    man I would have tazered so many people

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    :looks at melkor's avatar again:




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    Meh. I'd taser my five-year old child if I could.

    back on topic: The whole song is a tribute to this thread, but my favourite two lines are "I will be saying this in your defence: I'd rather eat a fridge full of arses than know you" and "I've tried with all my might to see past all your failings, but I fail to give a fuck" (You Can't Move Into My House - Frenzal Rhomb)
    Close your eyes and open your mind, as you become aware of your breathing slowing down... feel the deepest presence in every contraction and expansion as the invigorgating and calming oxygen floats you into a cloud of love and acceptance... As you relax, you will begin to feel the insight of your own existence... You are now at peace... You now agree with all of the opinions in this post... You cannot imagine why you ever felt otherwise.

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    one of Chargers classics:

    Show some fucking respect , if i was 5 seconds quicker up those stairs i would be your father not the dog
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    Pretty tame, but I have always liked an expression my father taught me years ago, which I suspect originally came from my grandfather:

    'Jeez mate, if I had a dog with a face like yours, I'd shave its bum & teach it to walk backwards'
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    nothing too harsh, but i was always a fan of 'Why dont you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself'...as seen here...fuck being a very versitile word
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCcCzj_yRtk"]YouTube - The 'F' Word[/ame]

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    when someone is being a real fuckin know it all self loving prick, or when they are havin a go at ya for what u see as nothing.

    "mate im trying to see this from your point of view, but i just cant stick my head that far up my own arse."
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    Fuck you and your children. (must be recited straight-faced, as if deep in conversation)

    Anything too long seems to lose meaning in the heat of the moment
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowflake View Post
    My top five favourite insults, in no particular order:

    1. Wank Stain
    2. Bollocksing piece of shit
    3. Dick cheese
    4. Cunt flap
    5. Smeg breath
    poooh!!! number 4 smells like it sounds.... yuk

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    Anything from the first half of "Full metal jacket".

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    Oxygen thief.


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    "Someone said to me today you couldnt make a managers asshole"

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    from Sudden Impact. Gotta Love Dirty Harry

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UznxI3Z4NU8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desmogod View Post
    Anything from the first half of "Full metal jacket".
    In particular lines from R.Lee Ermey as Gny. Sgt. Hartman

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    let me guess, your parents are siblings?
    Nothing wrong with a bit of chlorine in the gene pool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GSXRossi View Post
    here's a spoon (make motion of presenting imaginary spoon) so you can eat my ass



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    Filthy cumdumpster!

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    I'm kind of against the c word, I do like the word fuck tho, as previously noted it is quite versatile and that little word in the right sentance can go a long way!
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    One iv been using laterly. Usually after myself being insulted.

    You know what fella. Ill go for a jog and when i come back you can tongue my sweaty balls.

    Or . Iv had the ones where the person in question has threatened to smash my face in.
    I tend to say something like. Or you can come over here and toss my salad. and your in luck i wiped properly so there shouldnt be to many surprises.
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