Fancy dress help req

[bertie]

OK i have a 21st to go to on saturday. the theme is to "dress as something that begins with T."

unfortunately my wicked terrorist outfit i made upfor my 21st was lent to a friend and got trashed/binned.
I'm looking for something simple and easy.
Any ideas???

[Pkunk]

Toga

1) Get a large sheet (not specifically a bed sheet)
2) ???
3) Profit

bonus points for not wearing any pants also

[Desmo]

Terrorist, Taliban.

[Darkbyte]

Tramp, Transvestite, Tennis player, Tenor, Teacher, Traffic Cop

turtle trainer

[Tamika]

Tater tot.

[=Stevo=]

Transformers....



ooooh yeah.... I know its effort, but its worth it...

Autobots...roll out

[Professor Redfern]

tits

[bertie]

and how does one dress as a turtle trainer??

[Desmo]

Tron

[Darkbyte]

and how does one dress as a turtle trainer??

*shurgs*..... deej wot u wearin?

[DaveR6]

Toga

1) Get a large sheet (not specifically a bed sheet)
2) ???
3) Profit

bonus points for not wearing any pants also

exactly bertie. u went to uwa...u know all about togas.

otherwise, tit inspector.

[Rockstar]

You could go as a tampon.

[joneen13]

Tron

Firstly, eww, secondy, wtf is with the camel toe?

[Shai'tan]

Turd?
Tool?
Telepathic
Trumpet player?
Train driver?

[The Saint]

Mr.

[mystery]

Go rent a safari suit. It doesn't start with T, but hey, you can get away with near on anything in a safari suit.

[Orson]

Troy Bayliss. Troy Corser. The Doctor, The Texas Tornado, The Kentucky Kid, Tamada...etc etc. Go as a racer.

You've got riding gear, right?

[deadmonkey]

Go as a racer. You've got riding gear, right?

So "Toy Racer", and bring a model bike or something...

[bertie]

was thinking the bike gear but ya cant drink with a helmet on. then you have a $700 helmet lying around gettin kicked etc, and spilling beer on ur leathers.

i think i have decide to go as a Trainee Stuntman. reason being i have leg brace on from recent surgery, so just add a sling and some bandages, maybe even some makeup to look like i've got a black eye.

[CitizenD]

OK
I'm looking for something simple and easy.
Any ideas???

12 bucks and you're done.