More GOLD from David Mitchell.

"Once you can have people more frightened of disorder than tyranny, it enables you to do almost anything you like so far as legislation is concerned." Chief Judge Antoinette Kennedy, 26/3/2010.
"The State must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation." Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf

Pretty standard, after all hayabusa owners are all tasteless homos, aren't they?
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probably a repost, and isn't exactly funny.
^ lol
Gutsy question. You're a shark. Sharks are winners, and they don't look back because they have no necks. Necks are for sheep.
Probably a repost:
DrewC... funny-emails-jokes-vids-pics-dont-deserve-their-own-thread
‘90% useless’ and ‘10% distorted'
And that's funny, how?
"Always out-numbered, never out-gunned"
it is slightly humorous that with 5 lanes he ran up the ass of a car that was nearly stopped, but only because he got up and walked away.
Do you remember the good old days before the internet?
when arguments were only entered into by the physically or intellectually able.
you've got to have a bit of a video game background to get it. but awesome web comic: read me
Home is where the Art is.
GET THE WATER NIGGA!
Is such a thing even possible?
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