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**Cbr1k** · 08-11-2009, 05:19 PM

I LOL'd

**Sventek** · 08-11-2009, 05:21 PM

**Reidstah** · 08-11-2009, 09:30 PM

A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big
everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin '

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll
come down after we close and see how you did.'

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down. 'How many customers
bought something from you today?'

The kid says, 'One.'

The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.

How much was the sale for?'

The kid says, '$101,237.65.!

The boss says, '$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?'

The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium
fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod.

Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft.

Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.'

The boss said 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT
and a TRUCK?'

The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I
said, "Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing."

**Seznid** · 09-11-2009, 09:20 AM

Looking for 8 other "Dark Riders"

I'm looking for 8 (eight) other motorcycle riders to start a bike clan.
We will be known as "The Nazgûl"

It doesn't really matter what kind of bike you have or what color it is. Black is preferred though.
However "The Nazgûl" does not accept scooter riders. Tough luck. Go start a hobbit clan with your little scooters.

Duties include: Wearing black cloaks wherever we ride; Exuding an aura of death to all nearby vehicles on the road.

Optional duties include: Whispering "Shire... Baggins..." to any nearby pedestrians when stopped at a red light, replacing your horn with a loud screech that induces fear and hopelessness, and equipping yourself with a sword (I have a broadsword. It's no Morgul blade, but hey, it works.).

We won't ever ride in the rain, because the dark riders don't like water; its also a safety concern.

I myself, have a black gsxr 600 and been riding for about 13 months. I don't have a cloak yet, but If I get enough of you nerds together, then I'll make one.

As far as choosing our "Witch-King", I think we should vote based on a combination of who has the most wicked bike and who gets into character the best.
"DO YOU NOT KNOW DEATH WHEN YOU SEE IT, OLD MAN?!"

But BEWARE! For the Witch-King cannot be slain by the likes of any mortal man; however it is possible that a woman in her Mitsubishi Eclipse, who happens to be texting her BFF, may not see you when she rear-ends you...