The Good Things in LIfe

[Dingo]

*follows instructions*

Nup, still cant see nothing

[Shai'tan]

Turn the light on man, sun doesn't shine out you know!

[Dingo]

I actually can only see the wall behind me when I follow your instructions...

*curse my inflexible spine*

[Shai'tan]

In that case, it seems you've lost your ring! Maybe one of the friendly guys here can help you find it?

[Dingo]

They've already tried and failed

Maybe it needs a womens <strike>touch</strike> I mean "look"

[Barfridge]

We organised a ride to help teenie find her mojo... how about one to help Dingo find his ring, the one true ring?

"One does not simply ride into Mordor"

[Shai'tan]

They&#39;ve already tried and failed

Maybe it needs a womens <strike>touch</strike> I mean "look" [/b]

Good luck with that.. Before you know it, your ring will be on your finger and it&#39;s all over for you!

PS Heehee BF

[Dingo]

I can see it now, 25 people on bikes hunting around the hills in search of Dingos Ring ...

I think it might be about 4 corners into O&#39;briens if my memorary serves correctly

[MikeC]

"one does not simply highchair wheelie into Mordor"


EDIT: bah! Stoopid internets lag. That would have been much funnier 2 posts ago.

[Desmo]

I fkn love my new job.
Today, I have to take a few bikes out "To charge the batteries and make sure they are running OK".
I just went in to see my boss and tell him that I&#39;m sorry, but I need the 4th of November off.
Should have told him at my interview.
"What&#39;s it for?" Says he.
"PSB Trackday" Says I.
"Oh, well take some cards and flyers, and I&#39;ll try and get you a couple of bikes to Demo, we&#39;ll call it a work day, no need to take it as holidays" Says he.

[TORQ]

^^^^^^^ LOL. Stooge!

[Desmo]

^^^ Fuck you ringworm, I have PSB business cards on my desk

[resist]

Dear Desmo,

I hate you. A lot.

Jacob

PS:

nah, i m just joshing ya, your alright...

[TORQ]

^^^ Fuck you ringworm, I have PSB business cards on my desk [/b]

Didn&#39;t say please. Where&#39;s your manners ? Not buying any shit from you now!

[Aphex]

^^^ Fuck you ringworm, I have PSB business cards on my desk [/b]

I want, your job so much right now, i want... your job so much right now biatch....

[Morgs]

I fkn love my new job.
Today, I have to take a few bikes out "To charge the batteries and make sure they are running OK".
I just went in to see my boss and tell him that I&#39;m sorry, but I need the 4th of November off.
Should have told him at my interview.
"What&#39;s it for?" Says he.
"PSB Trackday" Says I.
"Oh, well take some cards and flyers, and I&#39;ll try and get you a couple of bikes to Demo, we&#39;ll call it a work day, no need to take it as holidays" Says he.[/b]

You have to work Sundays too?

[Desmo]

Oh.
Oops, my bad.
Hell, I still get free bikes.

[Pkunk]

You needed to take a sunday off?

im confused

[Desmo]

That&#39;s because you are teh stoopid.
I thought the 4th was a weekday, so I asked for it off, my boss said fine.
Pretty simple really.

[Taylor]

Will he lend you a trailer?