I'll have a nip of sake while you're at it, ta.

I'll have a nip of sake while you're at it, ta.
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got me a nice bottle of saki i bought in tokyo, just need the right opportunity to siddown and drink it
"I think she's kinda sweet...but she makes her living catching cum in her mouth and i'm sensing that's a problem with you"
I beat a nine year old 4-1 on FIFA 08 last night. Do you know how hard that is?
*At the company christmas party mind you.
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haha!!!
I'm going out on a hens night pub crawl wearing a poofy green 80's bridesmaid dress!!!
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Thank god ill be inside tonight.
I love two strokes. Because they annoy the shit out of people.

bitches please.
GTIL - picking up my new toy this afternoon. Getting home to discover that the trailer had half fallen apart and the bike came most of the way from Rocko to Reid Hwy just... resting on the side stand
GTIL - not dropping my new bike off the trailer on the freeway.
GTIL - not dropping my new bike on me as I attempted my first ever solo bike-unloading-from-a-trailer effort. On that stupidly steep driveway of mine.
Can't wait to go play tomorrow...
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capt'n: sounds like you're a very very lucky boy indeed
My good thing: some people know how to hate goodly
Me: "Extra large double double and an old fashioned please"
Them: "Would you like to try a pecan danish?"
Me: "No thank you"
Them: "Okay, would you like to buy a Tims card? It saves time and money, converting your change into an easy to pay with card."
Me: "No, just my coffee and donut please"
Them: "Okay well our baker hasn't finished baking the donuts" (They're not baked, ex worked at Tim Hortons, they come prebaked and frozen, you just warm them up)
Me: "Okay well then just the coffee"
Them: "So I have to void off the donut?"
Me: "Uh yeah.. or I'll just pay for it if that's a hassle"
Them: "Well, we can give you a pecan danish"
Me: "Yes that's fine, I have to get to work, pecan danish and a coffee please."
Them: "Okay well the pecan danish is a dollar fifty plus tax"
Me: "Okay, so the donut was 75 cents so just add another 75"
Them: "I don't have a key for that"
Me: "Uh okay, no pecan danish then"
Them: "You want me to void off the pecan danish?"
Me: "Why didn't you charge me for 2 donuts? The price would have been the same"
Them: "Our baker hasn't finished baking the donuts"
Me: "okay okay, I need to get to work, I'll take the coffee and the danish and just charge whatever you like"
Them: "Okay we're all out of pecan danish"
Me: "Okay fine, look.. just the coffee and I'll go.... why did you ask me if I wanted a danish if you had none?"
Them: "My boss told me to ask everyone"
Me: "Fair enough, okay heres a $5 for everything"
Them: "I'll void the donut and the danish off, let me get my manager to put in her code"
Me: "No no it's fine really, just the coffee is fine, I'll pay for the donut and danish, I need to go"
Them: "Okay, and you said you wanted a Tims card?"
Me: "No, just the coffee, just the coffee please, I need to go, I need to go to work, heres a $5 bill, keep the change"
Them: "We're not allowed to accept tips"
Me: "Okay I'll take the change"
Them: "Okay and thats everything?"
Me: "Yes, thank you"
Them: "And would you like to try our pecan danish?"
In life you only get one lap, might as well make it a good one.
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^^ LOL, how hard can it be.
Fkn Funny.
Good friends of ours getting engaged. Very happy for them both, it's a good day.
Sailing today.
25 knot sou-wester.
Loooong Kite runs.
Getting protested.
Having protest withdrawn.
Awwww yeah.

SUNDAY Just wanted every one to know![]()

My new toy (Rich's old SRAD 750). Apart from some braking issues this thing is soooo much fun.![]()
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Wheelieing Capt. *fish's new bike.

Nah, I like that oldskool agricultural feel, that positive-feedback responsiveness and hell, just the sheer exhileration and sense of accomplishment that comes from surviving one more stoppie on that bike.
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There's nothing "oldskool" (btw, you get extra street-cred points for spelling it that way) or "agricultural" about those brakes. They're warped. That's it.
FTP
There may be something 'agricultural' about them when you go flying off into the bushes thanks to their shittyness![]()

good thing: beerfest
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