The Good Things in LIfe

[Darkbyte]

I cant believe u didnt eat this....




watch ur back...your woman could be whisked away at any moment.

One person's leftovers is another person's treasure.

Poor Klinky has been sick tho, what a shame I had to finish it off.....

[Klink]

I cant believe u didnt eat this....




watch ur back...your woman could be whisked away at any moment.

I did eat some... I just didnt eat the entire casserole dish.

Ive been feeling a little off lately.

[Fastgirl]

where'd the worm go?????


edit: not p-r-e-g-g-e-r-s- are ya???? lol.

[Captain Starfish]

Mojo's just getting ready for his anal glands to get squeezed that "special" way you do it, Davey...

[Klink]

where'd the worm go?????


edit: not p-r-e-g-g-e-r-s- are ya???? lol.

The worm was reported missing around xmas time... which was when I got bad gastro.

Appetite has been around half of what it used to be ever since.

[Fastgirl]

The worm was reported missing around xmas time... which was when I got bad gastro.

Appetite has been around half of what it used to be ever since.

feeling tired? bloated? cranky? sore breasts?

[Fledge]

GTIL leftover roast lamb vegies gravy and mint sauce for lunch omnomnom
& the boss is out of the office so after lunch siesta is possible.....

[Davey]

Mojo's just getting ready for his anal glands to get squeezed that "special" way you do it, Davey...

He aint got anal glands any more

[Murley]

GTIL: Heading to Sydney on Friday then Queenstown on Monday to pick up our Campervan rental thingo and head to the snowfields for a week for snowboarding and other shenanigans

Oh yeah and when I get back my iPhone should be waiting for me tooooo

[Fastgirl]

Mojo's just getting ready for his anal glands to get squeezed that "special" way you do it, Davey...

He aint got anal glands any more

but it would explain the looks of longing and adoration he throws your way !

[browncow]

GTIL: Heading to Sydney on Friday then Queenstown on Monday to pick up our Campervan rental thingo and head to the snowfields for a week for snowboarding and other shenanigans

Oh yeah and when I get back my iPhone should be waiting for me tooooo

Dear Murly,

Fuck you.

Hugs and kisses,
browca04

[Captain Starfish]

GTIL: Heading to Sydney on Friday then Queenstown on Monday to pick up our Campervan rental thingo and head to the snowfields for a week for snowboarding and other shenanigans

Oh yeah and when I get back my iPhone should be waiting for me tooooo

Dear Murley

Fuck you too.

There's now a queue.

Hugs and gland expression.
*fish

[Murley]

Dear Browca04,

Thank you for your feedback, your sentiments about my upcoming trip have been duly noted and will most probably promptly forgotten and/or laughed at as I scream down the mountain on a snowboard whilst I decide which day will be best for a 15,000ft+ skydive

Kindest Regards,

Murley

[Stratos]

Bento box for lunch. Fuck yeah!

[Murley]

@Starfish - spew! I pre-registered but got a non-confirmation (I had to pay a fee to leave current contract) and thought I had been sent to the back of the queue... called em up and said, 'Hey dudes like let me pay off my other plan and retain my reserved iPhone' and they were like 'Shyeah, no worries dude, some muppet already took the payment for your iPhone out of your account so we've got it ready for you already, don't know why they sent you that non-confirmation, doooood'

2-5 days.. still wondering how they're going to deliver it to me whilst I am snowboarding in New Zealand

[Davey]

Mum just sent me this.. lol.

[Murley]

that's awesome, thanks Davey!

GTIL: being able to work from home whenever I would like to... like... right now
BTIL: where the fuck is my passport????

[browncow]

Dear Murley,

In light of your earlier reply, I would like to further reiterate my 'Fuck you' comment. My Salomon board also would like to express it's distaste for you.

Warm fuzzies,
browca04

[Murley]

Dear Browca04,

Your case has been logged with my customer service department and your case number is DIAF-BC04, you have been placed in a queue of people telling me much the same thing and therefore your concerns may never be attended to

Kind regards,

The What's a Salomon Board? Team who can't be bothered Googling it...

GTIL: Jealousy - when you're on the other side of the fence

[Desmo]

I just almost squirted coffee out of my nose.

chris@myarcadegames.com says:
dude, if you wanna start shit.. try to keep it off the forum
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
kthksbai
Jim Pizzey says:
Do you not understand?
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
about what ? you being a professional post whore ?
Jim Pizzey says:
How many people do you get telling you that you are wrong and a redneck each day?
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
*yawn*
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
only you, tim and cit d
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
everyone else +ve reps me
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
pretty easy to see who you roll with man
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
so, like i said.. dont bother..
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
bai
Jim Pizzey says:
No, seriously, you seem to have a whole heap of heart and passion, which is commendable, but seriously, if you are so vehement in your views, it may pay to ensure the content is actually valid and correct
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
it's a view
Jim Pizzey says:
Only me, tim and citd
Jim Pizzey says:
lol
Jim Pizzey says:
amusing
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
does it have to have anything else ?
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
you can see my rep bar now ?
Jim Pizzey says:
Facts usualyy play an important role in adult communication
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
aparently so
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
but no on the internet it would appear
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
no=not
Jim Pizzey says:
not in your case you mean
Jim Pizzey says:
you must feel so special with all those people +ve repping you
Jim Pizzey says:
oh, and thanks for getting your little c****n mate to neg rep me about the Kiddy fifddler thread, which you obviously didn't undertsand
Jim Pizzey says:
So, do YOU think I'm a kiddy fiddler?
Jim Pizzey says:
No comment?
Jim Pizzey says:
can't think that fast in real time?
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
why would i think that ?
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
sorry, i actually have life..
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
and im cleaning the kitchen at the same time..
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
before i go to pick up a new gixxer
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
or is that jickser
Jim Pizzey says:
Wow, it must be SO cool to be you huh
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
like yourself, no doubt
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
i bet you laugh yourself to sleep at night with your own awesomeness huh ?
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
heres an idea, why not log this conversation
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
and make a new thread about it ?
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
might win you some supporters
Jim Pizzey says:
S'ok mate, you don't need any help making a total cock out of yourself
Jim Pizzey says:
You're doing fine
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
excellent
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
glad you approve, i dont think i could live with myself if you didnt
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
hey, why not do yourself a favour..
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
drink a cup of bleach..
Jim Pizzey says:
Is that the best you can come up with?
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
*yawnm*
Jim Pizzey says:
Was it the bleach that stunted your growth in the first place?
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
yeah, at short notice.. i guess
Jim Pizzey says:
Or is it the taste and smell of bleach you like?
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
i dont have a .txt file full of 1 liners
Jim Pizzey says:
I'm sure a 1 liner would fill up your overflow buffer pretty quick anyway
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
does your boss know you sit online all day ?
Jim Pizzey says:
yes
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
well, 640k should be enough for everyone..
Jim Pizzey says:
You said it
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
you fail to recognise the quote
Jim Pizzey says:
no, not at all
Jim Pizzey says:
you fail to recognise the irony
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
aparently
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
anyhow, i'm outta here.. got 2 bikes to go get now..
chris@myarcadegames.com says:
you have a nice day james.