A long time ago in a hospital far far away Mrs Maxo gave birth to a beautiful baby boy.
Sorry to say this wasn't you Maxo, you're adpoted. Nobody knows your true birthday, so they made it right near Christmas, just to cause the angst of combined presents as a child.
All this has made you the sarcastic and grumpy bastard we know today, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
In life you only get one lap, might as well make it a good one.
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Happy Birthday mate!
Maxo, you have the most consistently well-kept beard I have ever had the pleasure to see. And it's your birthday.
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HB Maximus...
HUZZAH! My second favourite non-denominational spiritual holiday!
Happy birthday Maxo. If you have a moment, could you whip up a few logos and letterheads for me?
Have a fantastic day!
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HAppy birthday man, hope people keep their fingers off your monitor.
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Happy birthday, happy pens.
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Maximum happy returns dude.
Happy Maxo day!
Happy birthday moxolottyl
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Happy Maxo Day to you sir
Happy Birfday Trouble.
Oh lucky day for humankind, best wishes beardy
Here's your present
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Woot, I love Maxo day. Enjoy mate!
We are small and exposed, and probably moving too fast for our own good, but that's no reason not to enjoy every minute of the ride.
We've argued a bit Maxo but nevertheless, happy birthday
Have a good one Maxo!
Happy Birthday big fella
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Happy Birthday Sir.
hope its a great day for you maxo !
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