Horoscopes

[Stoneville]

I was just wondering has anyone's Horoscope reading for the day been anywhere near how your day went.

Most of you know I had a little slide yesterday on the way to work, well my Libran horoscope for August the 22nd was - You'll be firing on all fours, ummm did they mean 'flying on all fours'

[MYZFR1_Cliff]

Stoney, dont really follow them, I think that they only tell you what you want to hear.
Sometimes they seem to get it right, by law of averages they have to.

Numerollogy, MMMMMMMMMMMmmm

A couple of years ago, a life changing event took place (no details). This event was surrounded by recurring numbers, that did and do, mean something.

Could be sumnin in dem ###################'s

[priscawa]

We have a saying in our family about horoscopes - Random Cliche Generators

[keez]

i knew someone who used to write the horoscopes in the west australian....
they made them up each day

[cowasaki]

I may take an interest in them if they say to me.

Stay home today, indulge in Chocolate without guilt.

[Mirkz]

I do not follow them as such, but I do enjoy reading them, sometimes you get some that seem to be reasonably correct or you can relate to something in some way, others are just off the ball completely.

[Hewie]

I dont bother with the "one size fits all" ones.

But the ones that work it out based on

Year
Month
Week
Day
Hour
Minute

Are always interesting. These arent free though.

[Stoneville]

disclaimer :- I don't follow them, they just happened to be on the radio when I was getting into the cruiser after Andy picked my bike up, just thought it funny that I would be 'Firing on all four'

[JSXR]

yup
The day I had my "off" in a hillclimb. I read my stars for that day (the day after), and it said "You will learn a valuable lesson, etc etc. Cost me $12k and yes I learnt a valuable lesson (and the lesson wasnt valuable because of the $$).

Got the car fixed, picked it up 3 days before next sprint event, a trip to Perth to get suspension sorted, back and ready to go racing. I read my stars for that day (BEFORE I went racing) and it read: "A valuable lesson has not yet been learnt" my response, F.

I still went, didnt break my own record but did get decent lap times, double braking just about every corner.. the day went well and we were able to go out and cut more laps if we wanted to... and normally Id jump at the chance, but I listened to my stars and refrained. Drove the car home straight, wasnt gonna push my luck

I like to read my stars

[Desmo]

Ummm, yeah.
What makes human beings think they are so superior that the entire heavens revolve around them and shape their entire lives?

And as for learning a big lesson, that could be anything. Wipe the toilet seat before sitting down, make sure your coffee isn't too hot.
When someone writes a horroscope that is spot on for every person, then I'll believe it.

Taurus apr xx-may xx

Today, all Taureans will have amazing luck with 6 foot pornstars who just want to please, you will go to the track and win a million dollars, and while there you will see your boss lose every cent he has. Upon returning him, the aforementioned pornstar will insist you take your bike out for a ride while she cooks you a meal and cleans your house.

Now thats a horoscope.

[-J-]

Alot of people believe in them. Im not one of them however.

From what I have seen alot of people tend to read them and then try to relate them to what happened to them during the day

ie: you will express your true feelings to someone, "Well I told that fuggin cager to stick it up his ass"

[Taylor]

yeah, they make sense retrospectively, but otherwise they are too vague