No shit. Seriously, lay off the drugs audible.

In life you only get one lap, might as well make it a good one.

no way in the world you would get a stock v8 commodore running anywhere near 11's for 10k - no way, unless you dropped it off a cliff
Trust me I spent $15 kay (parts only) on turbos, cams, injectors etc getting a GTR to reliably run mid 11's. A stock v8 commodore ute (which I owned) with a 6litre gen 4, ran 14.1.
I then spent $8k on extractors, race cats exhaust, Kostecki CAI, diff gears and tuning and got it down to 12.8's. Cams would take you into the $10k range and maybe shave off another 2 or 3/10 th's at most taking you down to mid 12's.
To get a commodore into the 11's you would need all of the above plus a blower and you would still be pushing high 11's.
Getting a car into the flat to low 12's is expensive, then to take off 1/10th of a second from there goes up exponentially

Thread needs euthanasia
Both have competitors have to send an sms message, and check hair in the mirror, and drink a coffee without spilling it, before completing the 400 meters.
See drivers do it most mornings
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A crab would almost always win in a pinch fight with a cat.....
But how could we make a cat win the pinch fight?
Ok..........Go!
My mum always used to say, when life hands you lemons "kill mob within spell duration with a soul gem of adequate quality for the mob's level to trap its soul"

In life you only get one lap, might as well make it a good one.
A slower car (probably turbo) can beat a faster bike where torque might come on to play. Say 100km/h roll on. 500hp car (eg skyline) v near stock 600cc supersport.
But the if grip becomes a problem the 600 will wipe the floor with the car![]()

Ok... Car beats bike when it's Paralympic drag racing...
Measure your coffin. Does it measure up to your lust?
Originally Posted by Martin Luther King Jnr

Both vehicles are running fork lift tires... or Solid rubbers.
Measure your coffin. Does it measure up to your lust?
Originally Posted by Martin Luther King Jnr

Must also apply days makeup or have shave during race.
Measure your coffin. Does it measure up to your lust?
Originally Posted by Martin Luther King Jnr
Both the rider and driver could have feet for hands and hands for feet, so the rider wouldn't be able to hold on and he'd fall off, but the driver could just push his hand-feet onto the right pedals :B:

Have midgets driving
Measure your coffin. Does it measure up to your lust?
Originally Posted by Martin Luther King Jnr
Place people on the drag strip... both car and bike hit people. Car crosses strip and aims directly for motorbike rider. Popo turn blind eye to the car's shenanigans (cos assault with a deadly weapon doesn't apply to cars) and pursue motorbike rider, and arrest them for negligence. Bike never makes it over finish line, car wins
obscurity...
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In life you only get one lap, might as well make it a good one.
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