Humpday All Up In This..

[lee]

Hay.

How r u kids? Learnt anything new lately (about riding or whatev)? I got a new front tyre yesterday, and it's too cold to go riding and enjoy it.

I got my hoodie back. Someone emptied the pockets and then gave it to an admin person here. I still think it was taken for malicious reasons (empty the pockets obviously).

My headphones broke yesterday, I had to ride in today without tunes. Sucks balllllllllls. Do you ride with tunes? I dunno how people ride without.

I'm thinking of ordering a set of those er6i canalphones that were in the group buy, shame I missed it, it's just my JBL earbud thingies worked at the time :/

Would anyone else like to go in for some canalphones? Apparently they're the shiz.

I think you should all tell me about your first partners, and bonus points for any funny stories. Try keep bitterness to a minimum. My first was a jehovas withness called Tina. I got her out of that shit pretty quick smart. We broke up because she was batshit insane. Shes since shaved her head and given all her money to them and lives on a farm now or something.

[Captain Starfish]

o hai

I'm good, Auntie Lee - hope you are too. I learnt that sparkplugs don't last forever, will be trying to remedy that annoying start, hunting at idle and flat spot on the bus with a new shiny set this week. I gonna get HIDs soon too, hopefully that'll have me back on the FNR and at least annoying the shit out of people on the LNRs.

Glad to hear the turd realised they weren't awesome enough to wear your hoodie and returned it.

More hate coming your way for being irresponsible and listening to tunes on the bike. But I know where you're coming from, brudda - need my tunes. The etymotic phones rock mate, you'll wonder why you left it so late.

I don't remember my first "partner". Too much of a gray haze between the holding hands early highschool shit and random hoes I'd hook up with for a month, knock the back out of, then leave the bleeding remains in the back of some alley somewhere.

I've grown up a lot since those early days.

I think I married my first "real" partner. That worked well...

[Sprint]

My first (Debbie) was the daughter of a restaurateur, who despised the fact that i rode bikes. I had to borrow a car from him to take her out on dates when we first met.

One of his fleet (wealthy bastard) was a Ford Thunderbird with a stonking big engine. That thing used to destroy tyres if you were heavy with the pedal... what a shame i cost that SOB many tyres and 1 x hymen.

S.

[Scoundrel]

I don't ride wit toons, no. Personally I don't like the idea of one of my senses being distracted.

I would tell some funny stories about early girlfriends but I don't want to embarrass myself on the internets.

I almost got cleaned up by tourists in a Budget van this morning, stupid bongo drum beating fuckers. There are also an annoyingly large number of people dicking me around today/this week:

My supervisor/bosses;

An eGay seller who we bought an XBox 360 off 2 weeks ago and he hasnt sent it yet;

My letting agent, who won't return my calls;

My house has a crack in the boundary/party wall; and

The retards next to my house have dug a massive hole next to the fence and the fence has caved in.

But at least today is one day closer to September and I have the whole month off

I'm getting pretty excited about moving.

[kyliejane]

hi lee,

my first boyfriends name was adam. i was 15 and and he was 20 (dodgy cunt). i liked him because he had a car. he tried to fingerbang me on his parents couch while my best friend was about 2m away whilst watching a disney movie. he used to drive us around everywhere. one day he walked me to work (iga) and got a blood nose. my work friends were impressed that he was old enough to buy ciggies. i dumped him and then his new girlfriend bullied me over msn and said i was "tight" (real offensive when youre 15) because i wouldnt do anything other than kissing.

my second boyfriends name was ben. i met him on armadale footy oval when i was 16 smoking weed cause he didnt see us and nearly ran us over with his bmx. he was a typical armadale bogan, tight black jeans, flanno. i dumped him because he was a bad kisser. i didnt know his ex gf was the female stoner school bully and she subsequently tried to fight me in front of the school gym.

my third boyfriends name was braden. i was 16-17 i think. i met him at a punk gig. he used to wear those plastic bead and shell necklaces. i used to think it was really funny to punch him in the balls. he hated me. i kinda hated him too. his mum used to give me the third degree all the time. i think he was a couple of years older than me and still slept in a kiddy single bed. i broke up with him by sneaking out to a party which he then attended. i jumped a fence and ran up the street and hid under a car. he started crying in the middle of the street in front of everyone (how embarrasing) so i went home with one of his friends.

which brings me to my fourth boyfriend. his name was stu. he had a full sleeve so i thought he was rad. he had a really munted chode dick. i broke up with him shortly after. i still see him around and he gives me the dirtiest looks. i invited him over to reconcile a few years later and he tripped over my best friend, threw my underwear cart across the room and tipped all our matresses. i think he was a bit butthurt.

there is an account of my boyfriends to the age of approx 18.

love kylie.

[taint]

Well I;m stuck on a rig at the moment, we are waiting for the seas to die down so that we can move the damned thing. It might be while yet.

good to hear you got the jumper back, what did the little bastards take?

[T-roy]

nice one lee,

been sick at the start of the week, been sitting at home on my bike all monday and Tuesday
studying how everything works, how lights are connected and all that kinda stuff.

Yeah music on ya bike is pretty joysome!! but i refuse to do it. to dangerous for a noob like myself.
not a big fan of the analphones i think there uncomfortable, they do pump out nice sound if you get the right ones.

Ah my first real girlfriend, she was pretty hot, rich can second that. too young, bit of an irit, had all the right intentions, treated me like gold. were still pretty good friends. we broke up because i got sick of her, had alot of fun with her.
all in all she was probably the best first girlfriend i could ask for.

[Weapon_X]

hey Lee,

in the last couple days i have been learning more about process’s here at work. About what forms to fill out to get things done.

I’m glad you got your hoodie back, what did they pinch?

I try and ride with tunes whenever possible, tunes make the ride more than just a ride it’s the

Now that I have my new iPOD, I would be interested in some of those canal phones.

First partner, well was a psycho hose beast that was only supposed to be a 1 night stand, next thing I knew it was 2 weeks later and I was gettings calls on the hour to know where I was (at work wasn’t I FFS) and that she loved me. That ended with a change of phone number……

[Taylor]

My voice is fucked from all the spew on Sunday.

Damn Scott for rushing everyone along, being late in the first place then going home early to nail his girlfriend.

[BERT]

Hi Lee

Bummer about the empty pockets in your hoodie.

I dont ride with tunes, I do wear earplugs on a country ride and like to hear the motor. I have been known to make noises in my helmet that is known as singing to me

My first partner was tall and pretty, we went out for a while and then broke up nothing exciting happened. My first niteclub pickup = bitch keyed my car, I must be a dud root

Bert

[lee]

My first (Debbie) was the daughter of a restaurateur, who despised the fact that i rode bikes. I had to borrow a car from him to take her out on dates when we first met.

One of his fleet (wealthy bastard) was a Ford Thunderbird with a stonking big engine. That thing used to destroy tyres if you were heavy with the pedal... what a shame i cost that SOB many tyres and 1 x hymen.

S.

Haha. Awesome. Reckon you could dig up a pic of the kinda car you're talking about on google images or something? I'd love to see what you're talkin about, I don't really know ford thunderbirds.

[lee]

Well I;m stuck on a rig at the moment, we are waiting for the seas to die down so that we can move the damned thing. It might be while yet.

good to hear you got the jumper back, what did the little bastards take?

That sucks dude. Can you request to miss an away shift sorta thing if they keep trying to get you out there, or do you not have a choice?

They just took a stick of gum (unchewed) and a small USB stick with nothing on it. I only really cared about the hoodie tho

[Barfridge]

I was a shy nerd, and just lusted from afar too much.

My first date was Nicole, who was a swimmer and had a body to die for. I died instead.

At uni I went out with Sheree for a while, she was gorgeous and sweet and smart and frankly too good for me.

Yeah, I'm a real ladies man, no surprises there.

[Spuddy]

Hi Lee

I wont go into my most recent learning experience, lets just say it has left me quite enlightened

Good to hear about your hoodie. What did you have in your pockets?

I only ride with tunes on long rides, especially when ive gone on long weekends down south with some of the Team Dianella crew, When my new player arrives I may do so more often. I was in on that group buy for the canalphones, and got some er6i's, they are good but I am yet to try them with a lid on.

My first was a lot younger than me, we dated for about 2 months and then I realised that she was way too immature for me. Was a bit of harmless fun at the time though.

knock the back out of, then leave the bleeding remains in the back of some alley somewhere.

Your ability to articulate never ceases to amaze me.
You're such a catch

[Carly]

My hump day sucks cause i can smell bbq and it isn't for me. Maybe i should steal the school kids sausages he he.

Hmm my first boyfriend was a pussy would cry when ever we argued mind you i'm pretty sure i was a bit of a bitch to him it was on and off for a coulpe years till i was about 16 when i met a real man not a big girls blouse

[lee]

My hump day sucks cause i can smell bbq and it isn't for me. Maybe i should steal the school kids sausages he he.

Hmm my first boyfriend was a pussy would cry when ever we argued mind you i'm pretty sure i was a bit of a bitch to him it was on and off for a coulpe years till i was about 16 when i met a real man not a big girls blouse

you met a real man at age 16? what a cradle snatcher he was/is

[Diesal]

Happy HDay...

I learnt that its' handy to adjust your brake lever sooner rather than later. Doh!

I don't ride with tunes. I'd never get off the bike if I did

My first b/f was short, pasty and freckled - we looked like twins. We rode our BMX' together. He liked Jimmy Barnes. I did not. This was the end point in our two week fling.

My first partner took me to Maccas and spotted me an upgraded coffee for our three year anniversary. We did not make it to a fourth. Funny that...

[Spuddy]

My first partner took me to Maccas and spotted me an upgraded coffee for our three year anniversary. We did not make it to a fourth. Funny that...

I bet it was all roses, chocolates, and romance up until that point though, right?

[~JC~]

I have learned that first year Uni students are a pain in the ass, that today is the suckiest day EEEvvvvvaaaaa and that homosexuality is actuality quite attractive when looked at from a unique perspective....


I don't listen to tunes because i like to listen out for morons....


My first boyfriend was called Peter, I was 15 and he was 19 and he was the bass player in a band called "The Iron Chicken"....I dumped him when i was on my ay to visit him on the train and met someone else.....



Congrats on the hoodie.....

[KichigaiNeko]

Oh Hai Auntie Lee

Can anyone post to this??

Best learning curve is realising just how heavy my bike is when it lands on my leg. Note to self...sometimes you can put your right foot down!!

First BF?? Rode a bike of course!!! Motorcross/ Trials bike (12cc Kawasaki I think) way back when....sweetie let me have a go on the track, I dropped it ....hmmmm years later reliving my past?

Hope you have a great week