Idiots....

[Desmogod]

[Rant]

Ok, I work as I.T. support at a Uni in the metro area, I'm also studying, and consider myself to be of slightly above average IQ. I was also blessed by the good lord with a small amount of what is known as "common sense".
Let me tell you something. It's not that fucking common. In fact, it's pretty scarce around here.
Every day my intelligence gets attacked by the idiocy and retardedness of the people I have to deal with, I mean if you have a scholarship for a PhD, I would have thought that you would have had 2 brain cells to rub together, obviously I am wrong.
Take the aforementioned PhD scholar, he has a computer in his office, a port on the wall and has been cursing and swearing at the helpdesk staff that it's not working and he has no network connectivity. You know what's not working? Your brain fuckwit. What exactly do you think network connectivity is? You think that the little gremlins that make your PC work actually know what you want to do. No they require instruction from you. Unfortunately with your bumbling, early onset alzheimers attitude, your PC probably has more of a personality and grip on reality than you do. It's ok, I fucked him up by saying "Exactly what would you like to achieve" He had no good answer. Maybe it's the aspergers kicking in. Maybe you just need stabbing repeatedly with a very blunt object. Mate, you are about as sharp as a bowling ball and our tax dollars are paying for your research into the lesser mongolian bandicoot and it's mating dance, or whatever the fuck useless thesis you have plucked from the crevices of your very small brain.
And don't even get me fucking started on Academics.

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[Morgs]

I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

Morgs
System Support
Curtin University

[Jonchilds]

[Rant]

Ok, I work as I.T. support at a Uni in the metro area, I'm also studying, and consider myself to be of slightly above average IQ. I was also blessed by the good lord with a small amount of what is known as "common sense".
Let me tell you something. It's not that fucking common. In fact, it's pretty scarce around here.
Every day my intelligence gets attacked by the idiocy and retardedness of the people I have to deal with, I mean if you have a scholarship for a PhD, I would have thought that you would have had 2 brain cells to rub together, obviously I am wrong.
Take the aforementioned PhD scholar, he has a computer in his office, a port on the wall and has been cursing and swearing at the helpdesk staff that it's not working and he has no network connectivity. You know what's not working? Your brain fuckwit. What exactly do you think network connectivity is? You think that the little gremlins that make your PC work actually know what you want to do. No they require instruction from you. Unfortunately with your bumbling, early onset alzheimers attitude, your PC probably has more of a personality and grip on reality than you do. It's ok, I fucked him up by saying "Exactly what would you like to achieve" He had no good answer. Maybe it's the aspergers kicking in. Maybe you just need stabbing repeatedly with a very blunt object. Mate, you are about as sharp as a bowling ball and our tax dollars are paying for your research into the lesser mongolian bandicoot and it's mating dance, or whatever the fuck useless thesis you have plucked from the crevices of your very small brain.
And don't even get me fucking started on Academics.

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Haha. Got a name for us?
I can think of a few like that in the PS and SC buildings...

[Desmogod]

Hahahahaah
PS student.

And Morgs, I'm sure you know exactly where I'm at.

[Enigma]

what was the problem?
did they not plug it in?

[shrike]

Your rants are gold, mate

[Jonchilds]

There's wireless access at a few areas around Murdoch, so they probably thought they had that...

That said, I've done my 8h of stuff, so I'm going home.

[Morgs]

And Morgs, I'm sure you know exactly where I'm at.
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I surely do my friend

[Desmogod]

what was the problem?
did they not plug it in?
[/b]

No, he is just that retarded that he can't drive it, I never actually figured out what the call was about. Something to do with read the fucking manual. Everything was working and he just bumbled about like a Physics professor with a frontal labotomy.

[TYSON]

Welcome to IT support, It's users like these that keep us in a job.

[Desmogod]

I've been in IT support for years, I just like a rant about once a week about my latest idiot.
Cagers, PhD student, pollies next week?
Any suggestions?
I'll write a book "dispatches from the dickhead front" or "/RANT"

[XSorXpire]

[Rant]
consider myself to be of slightly above average IQ.
[/rant]
[/b]

Love your rants.
Get yourself some proof from this thread.
I reckon you are way above average.

[browny05]

Is long, but the little tune from NOFX sums it all up pretty well.

"Idiots Are Taking Over"

it's not the right time to be sober
now the idiots have taken over
spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?

Mensa membership conceding
tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding
Watson, it's really elementary
the industrial revolution
has flipped the bitch on evolution
the benevolent and wise are being thwarted, ostracized, what a bummer
the world keeps getting dumber
insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason

darwin's rollin over in his coffin
the fittest are surviving much less often
now everything seems to be reversing, and it's worsening
someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool
now angry mob mentality's no longer the exception, it's the rule
and im startin to feel a lot like charlton heston
stranded on a primate planet
apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground
with generals and the armies that obeyed them
followers following fables
philosophies that enable them to rule without regard

there's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated
political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred
majority rule, don't work in mental institutions
sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions

what are we left with?
a nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists
who feel it's their duty to populate the homeland
pass on traditions
how to get ahead religions
And prosperity via simpleton culture

the idiots are takin over

[Desmogod]

Love your rants.
Get yourself some proof from this thread.
I reckon you are way above average.
[/b]

We'll see... taking the test now.... <Unzips fly>
Oh shit, wrong test, wrong brain.

[Infusi0n]

Just because you have a PhD means you are really really good at understanding one tiny tiny tiny little niche area. And yes the poor IT guys where i do my PhD are constantly harassed, especially by academics.