Lefty's Thread for Cathartic Posting and Expulsion

[Todd B. Rexington]

Whose dick do I have to suck to have just one fucking year where I'm not completely laid up by some bullshit medical issue?

I now understand why people just give up.

[The Saint]

God's.

I think we all know why you're suffering.

[XSorXpire]

Seriously Vodafone. What the fuck!

I spend 55 minutes on the phone to you sorting out some shit. You give me something i don't need and because i have you on the phone i figure i'll ask you if i have the best plan for my usage.
You put me through to some indian fellow who looks over my usage and decides that the $69cap is much better for me than the commercial $79 cap i am on now.

No sweat i say.
Chuck me on it.

I get notification from Vodafone today that my bill is at $225 due to usage not covered by my plan.
That is a $145 increase in what i have to pay from my last bill and all because i asked you to pick the best plan for me.

Now i have to spend a pile of time on the phone to you idiots to argue that the plan you have put me on does not benefit me at all and has in fact made me worse off.
All because i asked for your advice.

So will you make me pay the larger bill before you put me back on the plan that was cheaper, or will you do the right thing, admitg you fucked up and keep me as a customer.

Retards.

[SpeedTrip]

Fucking disorganised incompetent people who don’t know what they’re doing.
Causing me to have to climb through the space in between floors again to run another 100 odd metres of cable, just because, oh did we forget to mention that, oh and we think we need a fire rated phone line run as well and we need it done before FESA come at 10 tomorrow.
No way mate, I finish my shift in an hour.
Guess what I’ll be doing tomorrow, while trying to keep the whole plant running.
Great start to a long weekend!

[Parana]

The new tenants that have moved in over the road. Fucking noisy fucks. Spraying racist graffiti on the western power transformer opposite their house. Burnouts in street. Fucking aresholes, bogans shouting in the street and being general douchebags.
Visualising them staggering down the road clutching the backs of the skulls as they pull away chunks of skull and hair in bloody clumps from being battered with a nine iron. I don't play golf, but I'm thinking of taking it up, anyone recommend a good place to buy a set of clubs?

This. A few years ago this happened in Canberra, a few of the neighbors had enough of it after 6 months of it so one night they spray painted the front of the house with "No more hooning No more partying" they then fire bombed every car parked out the front (4 in total).

I don't agree with vigilantes but fuck me that's one way to send a message. Also.... It stopped and 2 months later they moved out.

[Belltower]

This. A few years ago this happened in Canberra, a few of the neighbors had enough of it after 6 months of it so one night they spray painted the front of the house with "No more hooning No more partying" they then fire bombed every car parked out the front (4 in total).

I don't agree with vigilantes but fuck me that's one way to send a message. Also.... It stopped and 2 months later they moved out.

This.

[Daise]

Fuck me. Eleven in a 7-seater 4WD, 2 dead, 4 kids under 13 in critical condition. Four RFDS planes and countless hours rescuing the dead and injured.

Why is it the innocent ones who suffer from monumental fucktard ideas of others?

[Captain Starfish]

They're only innocent until they can walk, then they'd be nicking bikes with the rest of the family.

[chew]

I was a little surprised to see the road mob resurfacing the on ramp to GFF from GEH recently. The ramp itself was in fairly good nick from my regular observations, living where I do, no matter which direction I go I seem to end up hitting that ramp. Sometimes I may even exceed the speed limit by one or two kms/hr as I enjoy the G's and lean angles.

As we should all be aware if you are in the left hand lane at the end of the left hander there is a patch of bitumen that has lifted and is an uneven surface, take care to stay in the right hand lane or keep it very tight at the top if you are in the left lane.

Back to the resurfacing, the ramp as previously stated seemed to be in reasonable nick, so why the fuck did they STOP THE RESURFACING ONE METRE FROM THE CHOPPED UP SHIT!!!!!

Arseholes!

[browncow]

I hate that RH wheel track of the left lane...
And the way it tightens up horribly at the top.

Allegedly the fastest I ever managed around that corner was 90km/hr, but I don't believe that for a second!

[Sheikh Yerbouti]

Huh! Ive noticed that while perusing new posts here, where there is a name and shame post, a cathartic post is not far behind, or the other way round, usually on the same page.
Funny that eh?

[Semi]

Yeah, that resurfacing work interrupted my trip to work and I had to go the long way. I didn't mind too much though, because it meant the corner would be awesome afterwards. Apparently not.

[NanoBear]

This shit really makes my blood boil

Six Reasons To Say NO to Vaccination

This woman holds a Bachelor of arts and a Masters of admin, yet she is putting her personal opinions across as if they were medical fact. The thing that really upsets me with this and other anti-vaccination idiots as that they're not just putting they're own children at risk (or not, as they argue), but if they brainwash enough people, they are putting the rest of society at risk as well. (Read up on herd immunity if you don't know why. Decent summary here)
Vaccinations don't work you say? Met anyone with small pox recently? Care to hazard a guess as to why not? At one stage (in the comments) she says Alzheimer's disease is the adult form of autism. What the fuck has this women been reading!?

Lets have a look at her reasons shall we:

Pharmaceutical Companies Can’t Be Trusted

They're just like any other company in that they're looking to make a profit. Care to think about what a killer vaccine would do to a companies income?

ALL Vaccines are Loaded with Chemicals and other Poisons

Talk about genericism. Which chemicals are you talking about? Blood is already full of over 4000 chemicals with scary sounding names like oxyhemoglobin (oxygenated red blood cells), acetone (product of fat breakdown), and plenty of metals that are necessary for our body to function. Also, water is a chemical.

Fully Vaccinated Children are the Unhealthiest, Most Chronically Ill Children I Know

Blatant opinion. No fact or evidence there at all.

Other Countries Are Waking Up to the Dangers of Vaccines

Yeah? How about we send you and your kids to Africa for a while and see how long you hold out before begging for an MMR shot (measles, mumps, rubella). In the not too distant future, you'll also be able to go to tropical countries without worrying about getting bitten by mosquitoes carrying dengue fever, thanks to a vaccine that is currently being developed.

A Number of Vaccines Have Already Had Problems/Been Removed from the Market

So have a number of toys, a number of cars, a number TVs, a number of computer games, and a bloody enormous number of alternative 'medicines.'

You Can Always Get Vaccinated, But You Can Never Undo a Vaccination

Yeah, you got me there. Unfortunately you also can't un-have kids.

In answering the comments, she goes on and on with unfounded opinion, putting it across as if it were medical fact. There should be a law against it.

[mekon]

Originally Posted by Sarah
A Number of Vaccines Have Already Had Problems/Been Removed from the Market

Some people should be removed from the market. Fuck's sake all that from a website called thehealthyhomeeconomist.com
home economist = bored house wife
BA Master's Admin = receptionist.

Yeah she's qualified.

Fuck I hate this Easter long weekend, work is too fucking boring. The day is dragging and I've got 2 to go and some nights yet.

[Roger Explosion]

I hear ya Mekon, but I have found a great solution to your ails.

Step one: Download The Running Man.

Step two: Watch The Running Man.


Upon completion of step two, repeat step one, but substitute The Running Man with Action Jackson.

[PBF]

In one foul swoop, the long weekend is ruined by the arrival of my sister in law. Not a word comes out of her mouth that doesn't grate to the bone.

[Desmo]

I have a mother in law coming up for Christmas.

[mekon]

Never good...

[PBF]

It's the downside to living on a holiday destination. Really hoping we can convince them to just do things themselves while I chase fish.


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[ReCon]

I have a mother in law coming up for Christmas.

Spare room at my joint mate [nods in agreement]