Naked man in trunk caught on Google camera
Not quite news.com.au, but still very newsworthy, ninemsn...
Naked man in trunk caught on Google camera
Not quite news.com.au, but still very newsworthy, ninemsn...

This has just made my day!
Twilight Saga star Bronson Pelletier attacked at Twilight convention | News.com.au
I could not be happier right now
In life you only get one lap, might as well make it a good one.
Buy my stuff, everything now half price - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...woofer-144818/
some 17 year olds would call this a dream come true. then again, i've seen png women look like, i coulda been nastyA 17-year-old village boy has been gang raped by 10 knife-wielding women in Papua New Guinea, police say.
"More than 10 women with kitchen knives attacked him and four women had sexual intercourse with him".
Boy gang-raped by 10 women at knifepoint in Papua New Guinea | News.com.au
"I think she's kinda sweet...but she makes her living catching cum in her mouth and i'm sensing that's a problem with you"
Aging Reversed in Mice - ABC News
Well fuck me.
Sweet! no more jerking off to gilf mice porn.
My mum always used to say, when life hands you lemons "kill mob within spell duration with a soul gem of adequate quality for the mob's level to trap its soul"

Student wins $450K for 'mental pain' of being taught religion | News.com.au
Lucky bastard
Oklahoma women arrested for hiding stolen goods in rolls of body fat | News.com.au
I feel sorry for the security guys, having to see what they stole and where it was hidden :
HHHHHHHUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

sweet
Extremists welcome Qatar World Cup, predict Al-Qaeda takeover and Ronaldo kidnapping | News.com.au
# Cristiano Ronaldo will be "kidnapped"
# Qatar will be islamic "soon" claims Islamists
# 2018 Russian bid "rigged" - UK press
# Qatar: No drinking, no gays
# Pictures: Ten moments that cost Aussie bid

Baby-snatch suspect critically injured | Perth Now
Classiest news story of the day, Kwinana never fails to deliverBaby-snatch suspect critically injured
A SUSPECTED armed robber is in a critical condition in hospital after holding up a man in Kwinana last night.
Police say the pregnant woman approached a man outside the Kwinana Hotel in Meares Avenue about 8pm, told him that she had a weapon that could kill him, and demanded money.
The man handed over a small amount of cash and the woman departed, accompanied by a male companion.
About an hour later, police inquiring into the robbery discovered that the woman had been involved in another incident near the intersection of Challenger Drive and Newstead Crescent, in Parmelia, and as a result had suffered severe head injuries.
ABC Radio reported that police believed the woman tried to snatch a baby from a car and was hit on the head with a baseball bat wielded by the baby's mother.
She was taken to Fremantle Hospital where she is in a critical condition.
Anyon with any information about this incident is asked to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.
PS. Anyon else spot the typo? Go go professional standards!
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news...-1225967410694
A SWEDISH couple's attempt to make things more interesting in the bedroom ended with a man stabbed in the thigh and his girlfriend in police custody.
Police believe alcohol may have contributed to the sexual mishap that began when a 47-year-man cut off his girlfriend's stockings with a knife, the Expressen newspaper said.
He then handed her the blade and she attempted to slash through his underwear. But the encounter turned from pleasure to pain when the 36-year-old woman accidentally stabbed her lover in the thigh.
"From what we understand, it was a sex act that went a bit wrong," a police spokeswoman said.
The injured man was taken to a hospital in Vasteras, central Sweden, to be treated for blood loss, while his partner was initially arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault. But despite the cut, the man did not file formal charges.
Read more: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news...#ixzz17SxOqZ8v
Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it's very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.
Headline relates, but not like you think.
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/west...-1225967670149
A man's dog can live on nothing but anger, the taste of its own balls and smaller dogs.

Tereringa Kayden Ashley Wetere, christ! An early death is almost a blessing, poor kid didn't stand a chance
Give it up, Ricky Ponting: Mike Gatting | Perth Now
As a spearhead I expect he would have taken quite a few Test wickets. How many has he taken, Peter Baden?Meanwhile, former spearhead Brett Lee says he has no plans to resurrect his Test career to provide some venom to Australia's ailing pace attack.
Lee, 34, announced his Test retirement in February.
That's nice. But how many Test wickets has he taken?He is the leading wicket-taker in the Ryobi Cup with 14 scalps from five matches at 18, including 5-47 against Western Australia a fortnight ago.
Here it comesLee played his last Test against South Africa two years ago and ...
Look - stop being obscure, just tell me HOW MANY TEST WICKETS BRETT LEE HAS TAKEN, PETER BADEN, YOU FUCK.... with Glenn McGrath (563) and Dennis Lillee (355), is one of three Australian quicks to have taken 300-plus Test wickets.
Oh you fucking cunt."I certainly won't be putting the baggy green cap back on," Lee said.
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RELEVANT FACTS REPORTING FAIL

The answer is 310 test wickets![]()
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Have you considered working for News Ltd? You seem to have the "x" factor they so sadly lack.
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