The fukc is that news?
Casino makes money. Big deal?
The fukc is that news?
Casino makes money. Big deal?
Weight lifting ant wins competition - Telegraph
Factoid!: "Ants can change the size and shape of the pads on their feet depending on the load they are carrying," said Dr Endlein.
"If they have to carry heavy loads they increase the contact area, and when they need to run they decrease it."
Raid on bikies
Police raid club house, come out with shot gun and bong... wonder how many of WAPOL it took for that little excercise? Another bang up reporting and police effort![]()
A man's dog can live on nothing but anger, the taste of its own balls and smaller dogs.
Passenger charged extra $80 for aisle seat
Yes, Virgin charges you extra to sit in the exit rows. No shit. It's got nothing to do with the aisle seat. Thank you news.com.au for wasting more of my day due to a pointless story with a stupid title.GETTING an aisle seat will cost flyers extra if they choose to fly Virgin Atlantic Airways, MyFox National reported.
New York commodities trader David Stewart learned last week that he would have to pay $80 if he chose to sit in an exit-row aisle seat on a Virgin Atlantic flight, the New York Times reported.
A Virgin spokeswoman called the fee a common industry practice, according to the Times.

Jetstar do the same.
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this is funny
Police impound drag race vehicles | Perth Now
a hilux took off at high speed? lmaoTWO cars have been impounded by police under anti-hoon laws after an alleged drag race in Bassendean last night. Police say a patrol car had stopped at a red traffic light on Guildford Road, near Bassendean train station at 11.30pm when two cars - a Toyota Hilux and a Toyota Corolla - allegedly took off at high speed.
this is the most ridiculous shit ive ever heard of.. some 1.6L hatch and a 4cyl 4WD accelerating away from the lights is drag racing? omfgA 25-year-old High Wycombe man, the driver of the Corolla, and a 42-year-old Rivervale man, the driver of the Hilux, will be summonsed to appear in court on charges of reckless driving.
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Gunman opened fire at Pentagon subway entrance
A GUNMAN has opened fire at the teeming subway entrance to the Pentagon military headquarters complex, wounding two military police officers before being shot, a spokesman says.
Authorities said all three were taken to a hospital.
Chris Layman, a spokesman for the Pentagon Force Protection Agency, said the two officers and gunman were not thought to have life-threatening injuries although the suspect's wounds were more serious than the officers.
The suspect walked up to the entrance at 6.40pm (10.40am AEDT today) and opened fire. He hit two officers. The officers fired back, and the suspect was struck.
The rush-hour assault happened outside a massively fortified building that nevertheless is near busy crowds of transit riders. The subway station is immediately next to the Pentagon building. Since a redesign following the September 11, 2001, terror attack on the Pentagon, riders can no longer disembark directly into the building. Riders take a long escalator ride to the surface from the underground station, then pass through a security check outside the doors of the building, where further security awaits.
In the immediate aftermath of the incident, all Pentagon entrances were secured, then all were reopened except one from the subway, said Pentagon spokesman Bryan Whitman.
A Pentagon official working late in the building said people inside first heard of the shooting on television. They were later told the building was locked down and to stay in place. The huge five-sided building is crisscrossed by 10 main corridors.
Then at around 7.30pm (11.30am AEDT) they heard an announcement on the public address system that they could leave through Corridor 3 - one widely used to get access to one of the parking lots.
"We really don't know anything, just that we can leave now through that corridor," one official said on condition of anonymity because he wasn't authorised to speak about the incident.
Borders bookstore forced to defend sale of 'control a woman' remote - on International Women's Day
Stupid feminists...
And right at the end of the article...Katie Robertson told ABC Radio she was "troubled" by the toy, "mainly because it encourages a stereotype of women as submissive, who are to be controlled".
...the chain sells a "control a man" remote, which has sold out.
Scarey...
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Big fan of Jack Marx
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WTF people
Over 300 teachers under investigation for inappropriate behaviour | News.com.au
yeh send your kids to school in QLD
Dubs
Did Torq move over to be a chalky??
Doctors remove Li Jinpeng's extra five fingers, six toes | News.com.au
eeech. Glad he has the right number of digits now though.

Refugee and Humanitarian Issues: Australia's Response
*Department of Immigration and Citizenship*
There is no offence under Australian law that criminalises the act of arriving in
Australia or the seeking of asylum without a valid visa.
Australian Idol 'smashed my face' | News.com.au
The lols are in the last sentence of the article.
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Good news everyone!
Story about how much Perth sucks.
Also:West Australians have also demanded Police Minister Rob Johnson be dumped - with only one in five saying he is worthy of keeping his job.
I saw this survey and couldn't be fucked filling it out..The survey also revealed that:
* More than half the respondents feared going out to Perth, Northbridge and Fremantle at night.
* Most wanted glass banned at late-night entertainment venues in a bid to stop glassing injuries.
* Two-thirds supported controversial stop and search powers for police.
* Eighty-five per cent said those who cause police and public officers bodily harm should face mandatory jail terms.
* Eighty-eight per cent said the courts should be far tougher in sentencing criminals - particularly for drug trafficking, murder, sexual assaults and crimes against children.
From the looks of it only the Elderly and Stay at home mums could be botheresd filling it out...
Of course.. Fucking Hornet.
I hope that the pilot is okay but "blue waters of the swan river" hahahahaha!
Red Bull air race plane crashes in Perth's Swan River - Report | News.com.au
A man's dog can live on nothing but anger, the taste of its own balls and smaller dogs.
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