Now, there's a thing

[Munkers]

Taken from that stalwart of British journalism the Sun.

SEMEN is good for women's mental and physical health, a new study claims.

Seminal fluid contains at least three anti-depressants as well as mood-altering chemicals which increase affection and induce sleep.

Researchers also claim that women who have regular unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests.

The State University of New York survey examined the sex lives and mental health of 293 females.

Seminal fluid contains other chemicals beside sperm – including estrone and oxytocin, which elevates mood, and cortisol, which is known to increase affection.

It also contains the antidepressant thyrotropin-releasing hormone, sleep-inducing melatonin and well-known mood-booster serotonin.

Researchers Gallup and Burch, along with the psychologist Steven Platek, hypothesised that women having unprotected sex should be less depressed than others due to human semen’s mind-altering 'drugs'.

They rounded up 293 college females from the university's Albany campus and gave them an anonymous questionnaire about their sex lives.

Recent sexual activity without condoms was used as an indirect measure of seminal plasma circulating in the woman’s body.

Participants also completed the Beck Depression Inventory, a commonly used clinical measure of depressive symptoms.

The study, published in the Archives of Sexual Behaviour, showed that women who engaged in sex and “never” used condoms showed significantly fewer depressive symptoms than did those who “usually” or “always” used condoms.

The non-condom-using, sexually active women also showed fewer depressive symptoms than those who abstained from sex altogether.

Meanwhile, sexually-active and “promiscuous” heterosexual women who used condoms were just as depressed as those practising total abstinence.

Researchers propose that happiness among sexually-active women appears to be a function of semen’s chemicals pulsing through body.

Read more: Semen is ‘good for women’s health and can fight depression’ | The Sun |News

[Rorschach]

Saw some people back home posting this on their facebook. This is a bit low even for The Sun.
Still, rather this than tapping peoples phones.

[Commander Keen]

"Swallow it, honey. It's good for you!"

[andymac]

Releasing semen into women certainly elevates my mood ...

[karen]

I'm happy.

[Old frt]

So why do they complain about sleeping in the wet patch if it makes them happy?

[Skut]

I actually recall having a long and interesting discussion with a female scientist who was researching and experimenting with the qualities of semen - and we both decided that when it comes to giving, the only benefit flowers have over semen is that that they keep longer in a vase.

Show you care...... But not with flowers

[Fusion]

LMFAO

[Munkers]

Semenly if you if you score a direct hit and get the lady pregnant then the spin off is that you have cured PMT for about 9 months also, so I have been told :-)

[datsikk]

Or could it be that the women who had unprotected sex are happier because they're in a long term relationship?

[Desmo]

the spin off is that you have cured PMT for about 9 months also

Yeah, because pregnant women are so much more stable than a PMSing one.

[Para045]

Semenly if you if you score a direct hit and get the lady pregnant then the spin off is that you have cured PMT for about 9 months also, so I have been told :-)

OR you lock it in for 9 months

[ranmar850]

We are assuming it is taken orally...or as a suppository supposed to cure bitchiness, that is, according to some epic PSB threads.

[kapyong]

Many years ago I was going out with a 'chick' (I did say it was many years ago) who claimed that if a man ate two cinnamon buns it gave sperm a better flavour.

Who was I to argue, I ate heaps of the fuckers!

[Old frt]

Many years ago I was going out with a 'chick' (I did say it was many years ago) who claimed that if a man ate two cinnamon buns it gave sperm a better flavour.

Who was I to argue, I ate heaps of the fuckers!

Whose cinnamon flavoured sperm did you eat?

[Old frt]

We are assuming it is taken orally...or as a suppository?

Don't think it matters where you deposit it.
I once had a girlfriend who preferred it in the ear.
Every time I offered it orally, she turned her head sideways.

[Ryven]

Or could it be that the women who had unprotected sex are happier because they're in a long term relationship?

That's just silly. It's obviously whatever agenda that the researchers are pushing.