Official thread for unbunching panties that don't deserve unbunching in another th...

[Kaido]

[SMEGAMAN]

@rcradical: lmao. Gold

[Someone]

^^That is GOLD^^

[Maxo]

[officer down]

Picture needs unbunching.

[Nero Diablo]

Gentlmen Ladies and the simple task of clothes shopping. Danger massive sexual sterotyping and coating everyone with a broad brush.

Guys do not let the missus take you clothes shopping here's why: Most guys when purchasing a product especailly something as unintrsting as clothes usually take a hit and run approach, we generaly buy the same product we know what size we need because the product that's worn out and needs replacing is still covering us we can walk in get a couple of what we want so we don't need to go back there soon and depending on the cue at the register we can have the whole unpleasant process done in dusted in 10-20 minutes.

The problem is when the other half partner gets involved they immediatly assume that as you are male and spend so little time on clothes shopping you are clearly incompetent so she needs to come to supervise. So the guy walks in with partner selects what he wants in the size they want and start to make a dive for the register except the ever helpful partner see's this as a aboration how do you know it will fit errm maybe cause I'm wearing the same thing right now, oh no you'd better try it on, at this point gentlmen if you do not take control of the situation you are in for a long couple of hours. While your in the change room the female gets bored so they start looking for different shades or styles that might look nice, so just as the gent has satisfyed himself he is good to go he gets presented with a pile of new stuff to have a go at. Of course each garmet will have to be presented to the other half for assesment as the male is clearly incompentent at the end end of the the female will disapprove of about 50% of what she selected the male will disapprove of the other 45% the other 5% will be deemed too expensive and the couple will walk out with the exact things the male was going to get in the first 10 minutes three hours latter.

So why does the perpetually single Nero ever give a crap about this stuff, because he walks into clothes shops that may have a product on specail (because he's stingy and prefere's to spend money on bike's) fully intent on the hit and run technique he even has cash so he doesn't have to wait around for the eftpos machine to process and has to try and wade though a bunch of indesivie wives going through every possible shade fit and colour of the product he might want to purchase, gets the shits within 30 secounds and leaves .

Maybe I should open a mens clothes shop called No Wimzen and guess what won't be allowed there.

[Dawn Keeballs]

tl;dr

Post pictures.

[Maxo]

please for the love of god, if you have a problem with this picture. Send me a p.m.

[Barfrangipani]

I have a problem: tears aren't blue!

[The Saint]

Try throwing kero in someone's eyes.

[rebel250]

What font type is that? It's as cool as Comic Sans!

[Kristy]

What font type is that? It's as cool as Comic Sans!

Barfy'll know

[Roger Explosion]

Barfy'll know

probably why thread got deleted in the first place. You can call someone a cunt, just don't do it in comic sans

[Barfrangipani]

you'll have to try harder than that

[Melchior]

kekekeke

[The Saint]

Comic sans sounds like a Floridian "lifestyle village" for retired Marvel characters.

[Maxo]

What font type is that? It's as cool as Comic Sans!

I hate comic sans.



No really, the font is called "I hate comic sans".

[HotelBushranger]

Someone with a lot more artistic skill than me needs to do a spoiler tags one.

[Princess deb]

ps- i've found my g-string to be chafing right down deep in the crack of late, will this thread help to alleviate this discomfort?

No. You're just wearing yours back to front, ya silly duffer.

[Fledge]

friends who email you at your work address about dinner plans on the day youre not at work
if i have to get out of my pjs now i'll be cranky