The Official Toilet for Rants that dont deserve their own topic

[Rooster]

The last Version of this Thread went to the dogs.

Heres the deal, this thread is for the old "Dont you hate it when!" Threads, NOT and i repeat NOT so you can have cracks and jibes at each other on a personal level. Keep it that way or loose it.

To Quote Lee:

I had an epiphany..

Everyone always creates a thread saying 'I got sand in my vagina' or 'some blind 84 year old nymphomaniac cut me off today, waa'

So I thought, why not have a rant thread? People probably aren't going to read yours, and come up with anything helpful, but at least it's a common place to rant instead of clogging up all the forums with shit?[/b]

So i'll start this one off:

Dont you hate it when you spend two weeks between the hours of 12 and 3am creating a referance library of cool stuff and then invite the author to the forum to comment on his work and then for him to spam the forum with his high horse hollier than thou ARROGANT AMERICAN attitude and then spit the dummy and demand we take down his articles!!!?

All i can say is, ya win some and ya loose some.

Perth is still better than shitty old Texas anyday of the week!

Rant over-

[Danny Boy]

Yeah what about pants.

DONT YOU JUST HATE PANTS!
*throws pants out window*

[Bunyack]

Danny boi, you been without a bike for too long, hurry up and get that timing fixed on ya bike.


Ok I got one, (this happened today)

Dont you hate it when you go to the photocopier to fax some invoices, and theres an old guy there walking away from the copier, and he's just dropped his guts just as he's walked away from the copier and it smells fucking rank, and then a few seconds later an attractive co-worker walks up to collect something thats been printed, and maybe she's smelling it too, and your thinking "I know I should say that it wasnt me... but then I'd just be weird" or "maybe she hasnt smelt it"......... but she prolly has, and she's thinking youve done it.

god dammit!!!

[lee]

Everything.

[akeracat]

People making me thing I'm insane when I know theres something wrong and it needs fixing. *sigh*

[Barfrangipani]

I hate it when I have to profess my man love for Rooster, for giving us the rant thread back. It just makes me sound gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Kassper]

Very unfortunate Rooster, you really did go above and beyond like I said before, but yes he did turn out to be a bit of an American prat.

Wanna play?

[Maxo]

whs^

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DONT YOU JUST HATE PANTS!
*throws pants out window*[/b]

i hate pants im not wearing that steal my housekeys and cause me to shit the pants i am currently wearing.

[Cbr1k]

Dickhead motorcyclists who lanesplit past parked cars at speed even though they can clearly see that I am standing next to a parked car.

P.S Shrike women will always f*ck you over and treat u like shit. Never invest too many feelings in women and remember that being a "nice guy" will always backfire on you.

[Halo_2]

F*ckers they change lanes without looking and people that sit in the right hand lane.

[Aphex]

IBTL

I hate fat chicks driving Hyundai's that think they're teh shit.

Oh and IBTL.

[Cbr1k]

Oh and I hate the way you younguns insist on using shortened words. ZOMG FTW can I buy a vowel?

[shrike]

i hate when people don't know what In Before The Lock stands for

[chief wiggum]

Yeah what about pants.

DONT YOU JUST HATE PANTS!
*throws pants out window*[/b]

i like pants. so long as they're lying on the floor where i threw them after ripping them off a hot chick who just wants to sex me up
annnd then i wake up

i hate when people don't know what In Before The Lock stands for [/b]

i hate people who have secrets like "in before the lock" and wont share the secret. is that some lake in scotland?

[Taylor]

Ooo I've been waiting a long time to say this.... I've had just about enough of it and it has to end! Little Bow Wow, or Bow Wow as you're calling yourself nowdays, you can't rap for shit, Maaaan and Maaaaan don't rhyme, it doesn't even sound good to be trying to use the exact same word end. That's not rap, it's some punk ass rich kid trying to be like his stoned ass uncle.

Aren't The Temptations amazing. Like wow. My Girl.

[Ferris]

Rant

Kevlar Drive Belts ~ that snap when you go over a speed bump at curtin uni, leaving you to roll to your parking bay. Think it's time to sell the Buell and get a chain driven bike.

Jerry Can Holders On Bike Trailers ~ That are strategically placed to gouge a dirty great big channel in your frame/fuel tank when the cheap shitty ass tie downs a mate lends to tie your bike down onto your trailer snap at the first 5km/h corner as you leave the uni carpark, pulling your bike onto its side on the aforementioned trailer.

Shitty Second-Rate Cheap Ass Tie-Downs ~ That snap at the first sign of a corner.

Talk about adding insult to injury. What started out at a repair/replacement bill of probably a couple of hundred max is starting to look a lot closer to the hairy end of a gorilla. One saving grace is I have the workshop manual for the Buell, so at least I can figure out how to replace the drive belt.

Goofy, if you're reading this, I'll probably call you tomorrow after uni.

/rant

[Dingo]

Dont you just hate it how when you never visit an established thread that goes on for dozens of pages gets whacked just as curiousity starts getting the better of the "cant be arsed looking at other ppls whinges".

Looks like i missed nothing tho

Oh but Ferris FTL

[Fat Pat]

I hate it when I had to cage it in today, and got caught in another traffic jam, and saw all these riders splitting/filtering happily through the mess.

Dont you hate it when you go to the photocopier to fax some invoices, and theres an old guy there walking away from the copier, and he's just dropped his guts just as he's walked away from the copier and it smells fucking rank, and then a few seconds later an attractive co-worker walks up to collect something thats been printed, and maybe she's smelling it too, and your thinking "I know I should say that it wasnt me... but then I'd just be weird" or "maybe she hasnt smelt it"......... but she prolly has, and she's thinking youve done it.

god dammit!!![/b]

Ahhhhh, crop-dusting, I know it well. Your colleague deserves a medal. Not only did he gas you, but he managed to get YOU BLAMED.

Onya oldtimer.

[Rocket]

I hate being oversea's and only being able to log in from time to time, then I find out I missed out on the whole MS Group kerfuffle.


Oh yeah....Rant Thread FTW !

[sabre1]

fucking high speed top the line internet broadband connections that shit themselves every 5 minutes for no reason making me have to log into the bloody router change settings and sit here like a goon for 10 minutes to get it working again so I can look at PSB for 5 minutes before going thru the process again

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH