The Official Toilet for Rants that dont deserve their own topic

[Fat Pat]

Harden (the fuck) up Rob.

I've had to drive all week whilst wating for a new battery for the sofa.

Today was my first ride in two weeks. Yay! I got wet.......who cares? I don&#39;t! <Drips at work>

[Desmo]

Don&#39;t you hate it when,
It rains on your way to work and you have no wet weather gear.

You lose your wallet with all your cards, licences, tickets etc and $200 rent money in it.
Doesn&#39;t it suck knowing you won&#39;t get it back.
It&#39;s somewhere between my 2 offices and I don&#39;t trust the cleaners... I swear I left it on my desk

[Maxo]

I hate people ranting about the fact it&#39;s raining, the fact they have to do their test in the rain, pick up a new bike in the rain.
Dry your eyes princesses! I learnt to ride, EVERY lesson AND my test in the wet.[/b]

[DRKSIDE]

Don&#39;t you hate it when,
It rains on your way to work and you have no wet weather gear.

You lose your wallet with all your cards, licences, tickets etc and $200 rent money in it.
Doesn&#39;t it suck knowing you won&#39;t get it back.
It&#39;s somewhere between my 2 offices and I don&#39;t trust the cleaners... I swear I left it on my desk [/b]

Fark i hate losing my wallet! Cleaners ftl (sorry if theres any cleaners here but there are alot of theiving scumbags in that industry). In regards to wet weather gear...work for Australia Post and then quit just after you nick a brand new fullbody wet weather suit. Those things are friggin awesome! Thanks AP ya bunch of stingy cnuts

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(kellz @ Mar 1 2007, 05:03 PM) [snapback]433956[/snapback]

no[/b]

Dont you hate....
Nah, fuck it, not worth it.
[/b][/quote]
Dont worry mate, we all agree with you anyway.

[Ferris]

I hate it when you spend 4 horus cleaning the bike, waxing it, polishing all the chrome etc. Roll it into the garage, come back and admire your handiwork from time to time as the afternoon wears on. (The bike WAS FUCKING FILTHY). Then you roll it out at 5 in the morning to ride to uni, and you haven&#39;t even cleared your driveway, and it starts raining.


I had to laugh out loud.

[kyliejane]

i hate that perth is such a small place!!! i hate that someone i dated can end up hooking up with my year 10 best friend in KALGOORLIE neither of them knowing that the other one knows me and my name comes up. HOW????????????????


i need to move to a bigger city so i dont have to hear about my friends unknowingly getting my sloppy seconds........

[Taylor]

i need to move to a bigger city so i dont have to hear about my friends unknowingly getting my sloppy seconds........[/b]

Needs more flour

[akeracat]

i need to move to a bigger city so i dont have to hear about my friends unknowingly getting my sloppy seconds........[/b]

Doesn&#39;t work unfortunately. Doesn&#39;t even work moving countries.

[nipPs]

genious[/b]

Ferris wins

[terrible]

i applied 2 time&#39;s now for the police force and knocked back both times.
but still you scream for police and yet you wont take me on.
get fucked.
adf here i come.

[kyliejane]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(kyliejane @ Mar 2 2007, 12:52 PM) [snapback]434564[/snapback]

i need to move to a bigger city so i dont have to hear about my friends unknowingly getting my sloppy seconds........[/b]

Doesn&#39;t work unfortunately. Doesn&#39;t even work moving countries.
[/b][/quote]


we could castrate all our ex&#39;s

[Davey]

i applied 2 time&#39;s now for the police force and knocked back both times.
but still you scream for police and yet you wont take me on.
get fucked.
adf here i come.[/b]

perhaps they saw your wheelie in your sig

[akeracat]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(akeracat @ Mar 2 2007, 12:58 PM) [snapback]434570[/snapback]

i need to move to a bigger city so i dont have to hear about my friends unknowingly getting my sloppy seconds........[/b]

Doesn&#39;t work unfortunately. Doesn&#39;t even work moving countries.
[/b]

we could castrate all our ex&#39;s
[/b][/quote]

Oh can I, please. Though I don&#39;t think it would help.

[Dynamite]

i applied 2 time&#39;s now for the police force and knocked back both times.
but still you scream for police and yet you wont take me on.
get fucked.
adf here i come.[/b]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo Don&#39;t do it to yourself

[terrible]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(terrible @ Mar 2 2007, 12:00 PM) [snapback]434574[/snapback]

i applied 2 time&#39;s now for the police force and knocked back both times.
but still you scream for police and yet you wont take me on.
get fucked.
adf here i come.[/b]

it was a freck gust of wind



Nooooooooooooooooooooooo Don&#39;t do it to yourself
[/b][/quote]

why not?

[Davey]

<span style="font-family:Impact">tax</span>

[Taylor]

why not?[/b]

Because if you&#39;ve joined up and they need white rocks, you&#39;ll be painting rocks white a mile out of Marble Bar.

[nipPs]

I find out day before yesterday that women like that guy thats hard to get because he doesn&#39;t like them so maybe he&#39;d be really good in bed. Hatesex fantasies or something. Well so says my best friend and she&#39;s always horny, so maybe thats just her, but I doubt it, women are just as up for it anyway.

On with the complaint.

I hate it that a group of girls I know are all suddenly finding themselves attracted to me when I show them less and less attention, I&#39;m not interested in them, I might have been in the past but now that enough of my friends have slept with enough of their friends it&#39;s made the whole thing a soap opera and I don&#39;t want anything to do with it. That and they are all missing "something", you know how you know people where you can all just sit around and stare at the wall or drive for an hour and not say a thing and not feel awkward at all, well these girls are awkward all the time and I don&#39;t dig awkward, I find really strong women attractive. A woman that will walk in to a group of your friends, knee you in the balls and tell you exactly why she&#39;s angry, not some pouting crap, god i&#39;m sick of people not saying what they mean.

I don&#39;t want any of them, but they just seem to want me more. How far do I have to turn up the arsehole before it breaks the camels back, seriously, I need tips on how to be a worse person in public cos I&#39;m running out of ideas for how to stop them liking me. I just this minute agreed to only reffer to my (guy)best friend&#39;s sister&#39;s recently ended relationship as her "lesbian phase".

Oh and his most recent girlfriend, I was watching the footy, him and I have a sofa each and she comes and lays on my lap and tells me how horny she is, what a skank, her boyfriend is laying RIGHT THERE and she&#39;s saying that shit to his best friend.

Holy shit, I need to get slapped by a down to earth girl who worries about normal things and won&#39;t try and cheat on her now ex boyfriend with his best friend two metres away.

Damn stress[/b]

oh yeah i forgot.

you need some NEW FRIENDS dood.

[Ice]

You lose your wallet with all your cards, licences, tickets etc and $200 rent money in it.
Doesn&#39;t it suck knowing you won&#39;t get it back.
It&#39;s somewhere between my 2 offices and I don&#39;t trust the cleaners... I swear I left it on my desk [/b]

Wait til a cleaner steals your bike gloves... WTF do they want with bike gloves? Leave the lid and jacket but take the gloves. Some people need to lay off the glue.

I hate it when you spend 4 horus cleaning the bike, waxing it, polishing all the chrome etc. Roll it into the garage, come back and admire your handiwork from time to time as the afternoon wears on. (The bike WAS FUCKING FILTHY). Then you roll it out at 5 in the morning to ride to uni, and you haven&#39;t even cleared your driveway, and it starts raining.
I had to laugh out loud.[/b]

Oh so it&#39;s YOUR fault I got rained on on my way to work, then?

[Ferris]

Of course! I washed the bike, I should have SEEN that it was going to rain as a result! How STUPID of me! I can&#39;t believe I couldn&#39;t figure out why the weather was so SHIT!

Yeah, sorry Ice.