The Official Topic for Rants that dont deserve their own topic

[lee]

I had an epiphany..

Everyone always creates a thread saying 'I got sand in my vagina' or 'some blind 84 year old nymphomaniac cut me off today, waa'

So I thought, why not have a rant thread? People probably aren't going to read yours, and come up with anything helpful, but at least it's a common place to rant instead of clogging up all the forums with shit?

I'll start;

I'm sick of short fat people that walk slowly. They take up lots of sidewalk real estate, they move at the rate that indicates they're waiting for retirement (in random directions I might add, no use walking in a coherent straight forward direction), and if you add wet weather, they violently swing around a huge pointy fuck-off umbrella without any regard for who’s there. Some of us fit people have places to go lady, hurry the fuck up, it'll do you some good.

Oh, and another thing.

Going down the freeway yesterday, the only people that tried to kill me were 4wd's. I hate you fuckers too. My penis is bigger than yours, even before you bought that overpriced heap of shit that costs more than your years salary, and I bought a sexy sports bike that gets me in bed with the ladies. A cheap suit and a job in sales isn't going to make you friends, quit being a bitter faggot and share the road like everyone else you cunt.

Your turn!

[Pkunk]

i hate people who post rants

i think they are big crybabies

[Machast]

yeahhh.... and wtf is up with pineapples? they're not even apples!

[lee]

i hate people who post rants

i think they are big crybabies
[/b]

if i could be bothered, i'd search your posts, find a rant, and rub it in your face you big hypocrite

[Desmo]

yeahhh.... and wtf is up with pineapples? they're not even apples!
[/b]

And they don't smell like pine.

[Maxo]

tradesmen who for some completely unfucking known reason cant understand that tools, ladders, wheelbarrows, cement mixers, crates, foam packing, random cardboard, blow up dolls, fruit, the dog needs to be fastened in the back of the ute.

And salespeople..

[Hired_goon]

And I hate those useless fucks who waste internet space with useless drivel that nobody needs. As annoying as those useless pricks who stop for a chat in the middle of the supermarket isle blocking traffic just to hear the sound of their own voices.

[lee]

And I hate those useless fucks who waste internet space with useless drivel that nobody needs.

[/b]

You just contributed, hehehehe

[TYSON]

People who are too lazy to read an entire thread.

[lee]

People who are too lazy to ready an entire thread.
[/b]

oh you've crossed lines tyson.

the lines just a dot from where you are.

[TYSON]

hahaha

[EMVY]

And peepill with bad gramer

kwite anoying!

"The Offcial Topic for Rants that dont deserve there own topic"

[lee]

And peepill with bad gramer

kwite anoying!

"The Offcial Topic for Rants that dont deserve there own topic"
[/b]

Cry at Tyson, he changed the title

[TYSON]

Just making it official. I liked your idea, about rants that is not the touching of little boys.

*runs off to install spellcheck on the forum*

[Desmo]

And peepill with bad gramer

kwite anoying!

"The Offcial Topic for Rants that dont deserve there own topic"
[/b]

I hope my heal heels
Bad spelling and grammar are teh suck!

[TYSON]

I hope my heal heels
Bad spelling and grammar are teh suck!
[/b]

have a rant about it, fixed

[lee]

I hope my heal heels
Bad spelling and grammar are teh suck!
[/b]

We thought we minus whale change the topic, I'm sorry you took a fents. I suspose I took good gramer for granite.

[Mirkz]

well seeing as there is a rant thread... or pretty much similar to "I Hate" thread...

perhaps we should make a counter thread titled "I Love" or something of the sort... we don't want to be seen as a bunch of haters and piss an moaner's do we ?

[lee]

well seeing as there is a rant thread... or pretty much similar to "I Hate" thread...

perhaps we should make a counter thread titled "I Love" or something of the sort... we don't want to be seen as a bunch of haters and piss an moaner's do we ?
[/b]

denied

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oh, and I'm sick of hawkers on my lunch break. I don't work all fucking day so you can waste my lunchbreak trying to sell me your useless shit that won't really save the planet. Get a real job

[Maxo]

i hate kittens