The Official Topic for Rants that dont deserve their own topic

[shrike]

cos if it wasnt, you wouldnt have as much to look forward to. bite the bullet and buy a plane ticket
[/b]

Dude, I bought the plane ticket like 3 weeks ago!

Admit it. You're just not cut out to be a PROFESSIONAL stalker.

[chief wiggum]

Dude, I bought the plane ticket like 3 weeks ago!

Admit it. You're just not cut out to be a PROFESSIONAL stalker.
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well, if you'd stop shredding your paperwork before you put in the bin, i might be able to find these things out!

btw, i took that stalking banner down a while ago now, cos all the people who i was stalking found out who i was, took all the fun out it. no more stalking, just pressing my nose up against windows now.

[shrike]

lightweight

[chief wiggum]

lightweight
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if ya call 100+kg lightweight, then yeah, defintely lightweight

[-J-]

well, if you'd stop shredding your paperwork before you put in the bin, i might be able to find these things out!

btw, i took that stalking banner down a while ago now, cos all the people who i was stalking found out who i was, took all the fun out it. no more stalking, just pressing my nose up against windows now.
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gone from stalking to a peeping tom

[Wedge]

Stalking is just a derogatory word for "giving love from afar"

[chief wiggum]

nother rant: i hate people who mangle the english language in everyday conversation.

"arcs" - that's more than one curved line, not making a query. it's "ASK" you numskull

"news" - a report of a recent event, not the act of putting something into service. the word is "USE".

why do i have to put up with people like this?

sorry to be a grammer nazi, but sometimes it just really shits me

[XSorXpire]

nother rant: i hate people who mangle the english language in everyday conversation.

"arcs" - that's more than one curved line, not making a query. it's "ASK" you numskull

"news" - a report of a recent event, not the act of putting something into service. the word is "USE".

why do i have to put up with people like this?

sorry to be a grammer nazi, but sometimes it just really shits me
[/b]

Ken oath mate.
Fo shizzle.
Wassup wid dem nigga carntz!

Prolly blek.

[Desmo]

mmmkay.

[Barfridge]

nother rant: i hate people who mangle the english language in everyday conversation.

"arcs" - that's more than one curved line, not making a query. it's "ASK" you numskull

"news" - a report of a recent event, not the act of putting something into service. the word is "USE".

why do i have to put up with people like this?

sorry to be a grammer nazi, but sometimes it just really shits me
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I understand. Try growing up in Queensland, the atrocities they perform on the Queen's tongue will leave you gasping. Somehow my sister started prouncing sandwich with a 'r' in the middle.

Oh, the horror!

[Fat Pat]

wasn't going to get involved in this rant fest, but it's been a bad day.....

it should be legal to kill people on the basis that they are stupid or there should be some way to measure what one's intelligence will be from birth, and if it turns out they're going to be stupid, save us all the trouble and just PUT THEM DOWN
[/b]

Nah, they'll eventually do it themselves Here


On a side note, I hear that the Queen gives great head.

My rant? Bitch refuses to swallow.

We need to become a republic.

[stone]

Ken oath mate.
Fo shizzle.
Wassup wid dem nigga carntz!

Prolly blek.
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[chief wiggum]

Ken oath mate.
Fo shizzle.
Wassup wid dem nigga carntz!

Prolly blek.
[/b]

not talking bout nigaz in da hood. talking REAL people, who're just ignorant. nearly every other word comes out ok, but a few just dont work properly.

[Desmo]

not talking bout nigaz in da hood. talking REAL people, who're just ignorant. nearly every other word comes out ok, but a few just dont work properly.
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American spelling and pronuncitation....

Aluminum.
Color
Flavor
"Innernet"
The list goes on, but my all time worst "I want to punch you in the face you stupid American" bastardised word is Solder.
They pronounce it "Sodder"
NO, FUCKTARD! Thats what happens when you go to prison.
Or and all Boys Private School, or the Navy.
It's Spelt Solder, so FUCKING SAY SOLDER.
How can you even trust an American not to completely Bastardise a language, when they completely bastardise everything else.
Want some humour? Talk to an American about Geography.
The really clever ones will think you are talking about rocks...
That is all.

[Rich]

Fiddy... just because Fifty Cents got a speech impediment doesn't mean i have to hear nobs refer to
my bike as a seven fiddy.

[Machast]

Want some humour? Talk to an American about Geography.
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click here, It's a repost, but particularly relevant here.. and funny

Fiddy... just because Fifty Cents got a speech impediment doesn't mean i have to hear nobs refer to
my bike as a seven fiddy.
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that's because it's a "sem-fiddy"

[gytr_r1]

[RANT]

I hate the fact that relationships end tersely and bitterly, you show each other your travel brochure, pick the best bits, ignore the worst parts, and begin the journey. WHY DO THE RULES FUCKING CHANGE AFTER 12 MONTHS?!?!?!?

Everyone knows the honeymoon period, then the reassert self period. Why act so shocked when it comes??? Deal with it!

[/RANT]

[kellz]

yeh agreed gytr-r1.

we all know how it works so why do we get pissed off and leave when we reach the next stage..
um isnt being in a relationship mean you are willing to grow together and accept eachother for both the good and bad bits.

meh maybe im just old fashioned or a hopeless romantic that thinks everything will always be ok if you trust in yourself and your feelings for someone

[lee]

I hate people that go to the ATM with a queue behind them and do their years banking. Fucking asshole, do that shit online.

[kellz]

I hate people that go to the ATM with a queue behind them and do their years banking. Fucking asshole, do that shit online.
[/b]

sorry my bad. hey i usually get my money out of my accounts so i dont need to use my non free card and get charged stupid amount for fees