The "pub chat" thread. *NSFW*

[Maxo]

Figured Friday would be a good day to start this thread.

Please read the disclaimer before posting

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This thread is intended for general dicussion, on whatever is on your mind. Rants, good things, current events or random observations that don't quite fit in anywhere else - expunge your intellectual flotsam here. Whatever random thoughts and tidbits that you may sometimes just want to throw out there ( or just get out of your head ) that'd usually get shutdown for not being relevant, we welcome you.

This is not an open invitation to just whore and troll and shit all over the carpet, but an exercise in self moderation as well as being a receptical for all the shit that is thrown out by the the cleaning staff here.

This is not a rebellion against the PTBs of PSB. This is meant to be a place to focus the 'bad element' that create so much work for you all.

People need catharsis. Give them a small recreational area of their own.

Here you may be NSFW without spoilers. This thread is NSFW. Not only that; this thread is NSFWM. Yes, Not Suitable For Whining Maggots.

Here, in good fun and jest, you may as Saf used to say, get you hate on in a civilised, tongue-in-cheek manner. Use your full range of expression and explore the depths of your creativity, insight or depravity.

Whilst the above is certainly condoned do follow a few real world rules;

Don't make a joke you wouldn't make in person.

Don't make a personal threat in anything but jest, if you're at the point of making serious threats, get off the internet and go fly a kite or learn some debating skills.

Dropping an anvil on someone is generally not a serious threat, but a literary device to convey frustration or displeasure at someone's repeated idiocy. I have an anvil but am incapable of actually lifting it to a height capable of actually dropping it on someone. Thereby making the threat invalid and fanciful. This means the "abusing a member" infractions are not required here.

On that note, abusing your member is not a infraction worthy event nor will it make you go blind.

Partaking in this thread you acknowledge you will not do any of the things contained in (but not limited to) the following list:

Get butthurt,
cry,
piss,
moan,
whinge,
whine,
tattletale,
use the report button
or generally bahave like a fucking fairy.

If you are likely to have any such impulses, please for your own sake and the sake of the children, read no further.
-cit D

Enjoy peeps.

Oh and no ibtls.
Thats negative nancy stuff.

[lee]

oh hi

i would very much like to have a chat in a pub, but its the work experience kids going away lunch today.

i think wedgies are in order, discuss?

[Orson]

Half price backpacks. Couch grass. Lepers. Birthday cake.

[Satan1]

I love fridays, I go to the markets get myself a beer and chillax for 15minutes before coming back and getting all STRESSEDOUTATEVERYONEWANTINGEVERYTHINGFORTHEWEEKEN D.

[Maxo]

oh hi

i would very much like to have a chat in a pub, but its the work experience kids going away lunch today.

i think wedgies are in order, discuss?

Is he a pimply douchebag or a good bloke?

(feel free to post work experience apprentice pranks)

[Lefty]

Sorry... wrong thread.

[Taylor]

Was Michael Jackson ever convicted of anything? It seems everyone is quickly writing him off as a pedophile, but aside from the "information" I've gathered from the media during these trials, that I don't trust to be thorough, unbiased or free of sensationalistic language at all, I can't think of anywhere else the average person could come to a conclusion on the alleged events after careful consideration of all the evidence.

What do you think?

[Maxo]

Sorry... wrong thread.

No no, s'cool.

Big angry death caused by nature pics are welcome.

Something interesting i found on wikipedia:

Ball lightning

The Great Thunderstorms

One of the earliest and most destructive occurrences was reported during The Great Thunderstorm at a church in Widecombe-in-the-Moor, Devon, in England, on 21 October 1638. Four people died and approximately 60 were injured when, during a severe storm, an 8' ball of fire struck and entered the church, nearly destroying it. Large stones from the church walls were hurled into the ground and through large wooden beams. The ball of fire smashed the pews and many windows, and filled the church with a foul sulfurous odor and dark, thick smoke.
The ball of fire reportedly split in two, one exiting through a window by smashing it open, the other disappearing somewhere inside the church. The explanation at the time, because of the fire and sulfur smell, was that the ball of fire was "the devil" or the "flames of hell". Later, some blamed the entire incident on two people who had been playing cards in the pew during the sermon, who they say must have invoked God's wrath

[Viper]

I'm with you Taylor ... he was never proven guilty but as we know doesn't mean he's innocent. People just make up their own mind courtesy of the media coz the media is always correct you know

[lee]

He is a good bloke, but he's also a pimply douchebag. Oh, such a difficult decision.

[Satan1]

Quesion for my pub peeps:

Every job I have issues with is when customers bring in their own clothing, it isn't designed for wha i need to do to it.

Ultimately i get in a discussion for an hour brfore they convince me to have a crack, I do it and get it done but it takes me hours more.

I hate these jobs and they are unprofitable, should i stop taking them on?

I take them on ultimately because i am REALLY nice and in the hope the customer will come back with a less crap order.

(please ignore any missing letters crap keyboard)

[Lefty]

No no, s'cool.

Big angry death caused by nature pics are welcome.

Oh excellent.

I hear Cit D has been sent here for 10 days:

[Satan1]

Bad lefy, he is not at my pad.

[Lefty]

Oh no Shane, that's Mordor

[Maxo]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpZJ8lvQD0w]YouTube - Nirvana Lake of Fire[/ame]

[Shady7/8]

Speaking of Pub... one of our apprentices finishes up today and becomes a Tradie...

Corporate sponsored bar tab!! woo hoo!!

But, as Lee raised... what to do to him on his last day as an Apprentice....?

[Lefty]

YouTube - Nirvana Lake of Fire

I see you Nirvana and raise you AC/DC.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqwFfGgLPzM]YouTube - AC/DC - Highway to Hell (Live At Arnhem 1979)[/ame]

[Taylor]

I don't think we'll ever see a day when men can talk out their differences, regardless of their branch on the tree of power. It's still to easy to just grab the branch handed to you from above and whack the bloke below off. Another guy is just going to climb up again and say the same thing in time and you'll be right back where you started, there's only so much whacking off you can do before your time is totally taken up by it.

It seems all utterly futile.

[apples]

Quesion for my pub peeps:

Every job I have issues with is when customers bring in their own clothing, it isn't designed for wha i need to do to it.

Ultimately i get in a discussion for an hour brfore they convince me to have a crack, I do it and get it done but it takes me hours more.

I hate these jobs and they are unprofitable, should i stop taking them on?

I take them on ultimately because i am REALLY nice and in the hope the customer will come back with a less crap order.

(please ignore any missing letters crap keyboard)

Can you charge a bit more for these jobs where peeps bring their own stuff or just give an estimate and charge T&M to make it profitable?

[Maxo]

Quesion for my pub peeps:

Every job I have issues with is when customers bring in their own clothing, it isn't designed for wha i need to do to it.

Ultimately i get in a discussion for an hour brfore they convince me to have a crack, I do it and get it done but it takes me hours more.

I hate these jobs and they are unprofitable, should i stop taking them on?

I take them on ultimately because i am REALLY nice and in the hope the customer will come back with a less crap order.

(please ignore any missing letters crap keyboard)

Charge them for labour, an at exorbitant rate.

They'll get the picture.