The "pub chat" thread. *NSFW*

[snowflake]

When she mentions one of her flaws, agree with her.

[Bendito]

One of the married women in the office was feeling a bit down, so I complimented and charmed her until she had a spring in her stride (and her eyes sparkled).
Now every time I go to the office she seeks me out and tells me about one of her perceived flaws, then waits for a compliment.
It's becoming tedious.

"Pub chat" thread, how do I rectify this issue?


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Agree with her?

[Maxo]

"Pub chat" thread, how do I rectify this issue?

Make fishing rod gestures, then laugh and say "nah i'm kidding, but..." and then make more exaggerated fishing rod gestures.

and repeat.

[Griff]

"Pub chat" thread, how do I rectify this issue?

Assume she is asking for sex - post pics

[Dawn Keeballs]

Tell her she has a husband for that.

[The Saint]

One of the married women in the office was feeling a bit down, so I complimented and charmed her until she had a spring in her stride (and her eyes sparkled).
Now every time I go to the office she seeks me out and tells me about one of her perceived flaws, then waits for a compliment.
It's becoming tedious.

"Pub chat" thread, how do I rectify this issue?

Having considered all the issues, I feel the most appropriate advice is as follows:

Do her up the bum.

They don't call it "rectification" for nothing.

[XSorXpire]

So I should agree with her, tell her she has a husband for compliments, spin her around, do her up the bum while making fishing gestured over her right shoulder and laugh.

That about cover it?


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[XSorXpire]

Oh I forgot I need pics.



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[Griff]

Reasonable summary XS

[Orson]

Ok...........


Go!!!!

[The Saint]

Just spin her around and do her up the bum. Everything else will be implied.

[Dawn Keeballs]

So, when is it acceptable to take credit for someone elses actions?
Is it ok if you share a name with said person?
Is it ok if you were kind of in a team (in the same way that Schumacher and Barrichello were team mates, less Barrichello slowing intentionally to pass the lead & win on) with said person?

[Infusi0n]

Orson as much as I love your avatar pic, it reminds me a little of this one

[browncow]

So, when is it acceptable to take credit for someone elses actions?
Is it ok if you share a name with said person?
Is it ok if you were kind of in a team (in the same way that Schumacher and Barrichello were team mates, less Barrichello slowing intentionally to pass the lead & win on) with said person?

Shut your whore mouth.

[The Saint]

Looks more like Kurt the gay chef.



"Manuel! Why he no love me? He so cute ... I WANT MANUEL!!"

[harns]

so today i went into mitchell and brown and saw two scanpan non stick frying pans for stock clearance at like $160, RRP ~$380 and i haggled them to 150, can prob get 145...

Im a sucker for extreme savings and i love to have an elite kitchen.. catch is i have about said cost in my bank and thats it..

What should i do?

[Rat750]

If you asked me that in a pub I'd tip your beer all over the floor.

[snowflake]

What should i do?

Hand in your man card

[XSorXpire]

so today i went into mitchell and brown and saw two scanpan non stick frying pans for stock clearance at like $160, RRP ~$380 and i haggled them to 150, can prob get 145...

Im a sucker for extreme savings and i love to have an elite kitchen.. catch is i have about said cost in my bank and thats it..

What should i do?

What's a scan pan?




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[Nath]

What should i do?

Look for something better, scanpan = overpriced rubbish.