The "pub chat" thread. *NSFW*

[Thomas Crown]

Told them to go fuck themselves yet?

[Daise]

We're trying to in the most polite way possible...

[Desmo]

I find the phrase "olo, get fucked." works.

[browncow]

I helped Mel move from Tapping (Which is the end of the earth as far as I'm concerned) but then Mel made Rico service my bike, so it was even Stevens..

Mind you I think I still owe Rico a carton of piss from memory....

[Captain Starfish]

I find the phrase "olo, get fucked." works.

Yes, we've noticed how well it works, too...

[Commander Keen]

"You've reached the official unofficial, Daise's "get fucked!" voicemail. If you have been directed here it is probably because you can go and get fucked. Have a nice day."
BEEEEP

You can thank me later

[Stratos]

This is the first Monday in weeks that I haven't been feeling the repercussions of the weekend allnighter. Its fucking weird, Monday and concentration generally didn't go into the same basket.

So instead of feeling like im about to vomit, I'm bored. I have to wait till Wednesday night to pick up my Alfa and I can't sit still.

Is there a fairly painless way to make it Wednesday night, like right now?

[Kryzaach]

Which Alfa did you get?
Or do we have to wait for the unveiling?

[browncow]

This is the first Monday in weeks that I haven't been feeling the repercussions of the weekend allnighter. Its fucking weird, Monday and concentration generally didn't go into the same basket.

So instead of feeling like im about to vomit, I'm bored. I have to wait till Wednesday night to pick up my Alfa and I can't sit still.

Is there a fairly painless way to make it Wednesday night, like right now?

You need a mountain and some snow...
I saw it once on TV...

[Stratos]

Snow ehh. Hmm, I remember someone ranting about how cold it was the other night and the lack of snow ... Very strange, maby it was a sign?

Which Alfa did you get?
Or do we have to wait for the unveiling?

Dis one.

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...pretty-car.jpg

[Spuddy]

Snow ehh. Hmm, I remember someone ranting about how cold it was the other night and the lack of snow ... Very strange, maby it was a sign?



Dis one.

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...pretty-car.jpg

Shit dude, thats noice!

[Kryzaach]

156 eh?

Noice.

[BigTim]

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...pretty-car.jpg

...do you going to have to reverse bump start that one?
Or is that only after you've thrashed owned them for a while?

[Stratos]

...do you going to have to reverse bump start that one?
Or is that only after you've thrashed owned them for a while?

Well its a manual so reverse bump start is possible should the need arise.

If the battery fails I'm blaming you Tim!

[Spuddy]

Hi pub.
This torrential downpour directly contradicts my interests.

[zobo]

Hey lads.
Don't you love the rain? So relaxing.
Ohwa-

[Captain Starfish]

olol

Shit Spuddy, first you whinge because you (or your bike, or someone else's bike) doesn't have enough fluid...

MAEK UP UR M1ND!!!1!

[Spuddy]

olo

[Jedi]

Fuck. That's so shit. It's almost as bad as when people post annoyingly vague rants.

[Princess deb]

Not as bad as people posting a response to a vague rant for nothing other than petty one-upmanship, even though they clearly have no actual coherent point to make, and to make matters worse they take ages to do it. You've really got to ask yourslef why they press submit. You might as well say goodbye to the three or four minutes you spent reading their pointless drivel, that time ain't coming back. Man that pointless crap shits me no end.