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Thread: The "pub chat" thread. *NSFW*

  1. 01-07-2009, 02:10 PM #241
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    Your panties?
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  2. 01-07-2009, 02:11 PM #242
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    Again, they have never been on my desk.
    /cocksnogger
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    You're doing it wrong!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Saint View Post
    That sounded so defeatist.

    Buck up mate, the sun's out.
    sooo I might have a crack at a super fun happy mspaint later this arvo....
    I made several that failed miserably.

    Start another?

    S'not my place to make another mspaint fail thread



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  5. 01-07-2009, 02:13 PM #245
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    Well I suppose if you don't wear any to work ...
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  6. 01-07-2009, 02:14 PM #246
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    The next clue is this:
    Sometimes you can tie part with your tongue. Not in this case, though.
    /cocksnogger
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    something to do with a cherry..
    wood for life? wood is life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by harns View Post
    something to do with a cherry..
    You are a genius Harns. She stole my fucking cherry keyring off my bag.

    This is WAR!
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  9. 01-07-2009, 02:18 PM #249
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    DAMN YOU HARNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She never would have figured it out
    I Heart Prostitutes!

    Lorr says:
    gahhh i hate cramps im gonna rip out my baby maker junk n throw it at a bird
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    Send a message via MSN to canadian, eh?
    I would like to publicly apologise for popping stealing Mel's cherry.
    I Heart Prostitutes!

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    gahhh i hate cramps im gonna rip out my baby maker junk n throw it at a bird
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  11. 01-07-2009, 02:25 PM #251
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    I was thinking condom, because sometimes they are flavoured, but then you don't tie them up with your tongue (or do you?)
    Close your eyes and open your mind, as you become aware of your breathing slowing down... feel the deepest presence in every contraction and expansion as the invigorgating and calming oxygen floats you into a cloud of love and acceptance... As you relax, you will begin to feel the insight of your own existence... You are now at peace... You now agree with all of the opinions in this post... You cannot imagine why you ever felt otherwise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxo View Post
    I made several that failed miserably.

    Start another?

    S'not my place to make another mspaint fail thread



    /negative
    We are being positive now brother.
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  13. 01-07-2009, 02:30 PM #253
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    Quote Originally Posted by Princess Deb View Post
    I was thinking condom, because sometimes they are flavoured, but then you don't tie them up with your tongue (or do you?)
    Maybe once you're finished?
    /cocksnogger
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  14. 01-07-2009, 04:19 PM #254
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    Well it would be a bit tricky during.
    Close your eyes and open your mind, as you become aware of your breathing slowing down... feel the deepest presence in every contraction and expansion as the invigorgating and calming oxygen floats you into a cloud of love and acceptance... As you relax, you will begin to feel the insight of your own existence... You are now at peace... You now agree with all of the opinions in this post... You cannot imagine why you ever felt otherwise.
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    I have hit the wall. The tank is empty.

    Neeeeed sleeeeeep

    In life you only get one lap, might as well make it a good one.
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  16. 01-07-2009, 04:46 PM #256
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    Lay down and rest. If you're very lucky, Rico will draw a penis on your face, for old times' sake.
    Close your eyes and open your mind, as you become aware of your breathing slowing down... feel the deepest presence in every contraction and expansion as the invigorgating and calming oxygen floats you into a cloud of love and acceptance... As you relax, you will begin to feel the insight of your own existence... You are now at peace... You now agree with all of the opinions in this post... You cannot imagine why you ever felt otherwise.
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  17. 01-07-2009, 04:55 PM #257
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    draw  /drɔ/ verb, drew, drawn, draw⋅ing, noun

    –verb

    36. to take out a sword, pistol, etc., for action.



    Touche.
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  18. 01-07-2009, 05:04 PM #258
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    Nope. I've got no idea why you're still single.
    Close your eyes and open your mind, as you become aware of your breathing slowing down... feel the deepest presence in every contraction and expansion as the invigorgating and calming oxygen floats you into a cloud of love and acceptance... As you relax, you will begin to feel the insight of your own existence... You are now at peace... You now agree with all of the opinions in this post... You cannot imagine why you ever felt otherwise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Princess Deb View Post
    Nope. I've got no idea why you're still single.
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    Don't try that emo crap on me. You're on your own. No, don't look at me. It won't work. Stop it. I mean it.
    Close your eyes and open your mind, as you become aware of your breathing slowing down... feel the deepest presence in every contraction and expansion as the invigorgating and calming oxygen floats you into a cloud of love and acceptance... As you relax, you will begin to feel the insight of your own existence... You are now at peace... You now agree with all of the opinions in this post... You cannot imagine why you ever felt otherwise.
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