The "pub chat" thread. *NSFW*

[Griff]

and changing the topic, hows the weather in perth? looks like we got some good weekend weather here in gero

Same in Perth - going to be splendid!

[browncow]

One of the cunts at work reminded me of lego.

Now I want this.


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKcEmiDwu9g]YouTube - Building Lego 10179 Millennium Falcon Stop Motion[/ame]

[Satan1]

I'm off for lunch and a beer.

Today has wrecked me.

[The Saint]

You can crash at mine if you like.

[=Stevo=]

Today I woke up and decided "fuck it, there isn't enough to do in the office... I'm just not going to go in"

then my boss called me at 8am or so and told me not to bother coming in, because he would be out for most the day...

I told him I was already on my way in - on the train, I'll quickly sort out some things in the office and then head home... and be paid for the day I'm missing, of course

I was still in bed the whole time.... mwa ha ha

[Orson]

[Dawn Keeballs]

Maxo: I'll do you a deal. I'll add NSFW to the thread title, instead of whacking lefty's homosexual surprise

Rep given.

[Maxo]

[Satan1]

[Desmo]

(and make sure you stay past 2:40 where it gets EVEN BETTER)

Oh dear god.

[Teej]

My favourite part was the synchronised running-on-the-spot.

[Maxo]

Edit:

Other well thought out song titles from "attack attack!" (not kidding)
- bro, ashley's here
- kickin' wing, animal doctor
and my favourite - What Happens If I Can't Check My Myspace When We Get There lyrics \

[Orson]

Fun times, and So i present to you all, arguably the worst metal song in history

YouTube - Stick Stickly Attack Attack! Music Video

Please enjoy (and make sure you stay past 2:40 where it gets EVEN BETTER)

Edit: If you like metal at all, this will ruin your day with how bad it truly is.

I think what happens at 0:59 is even better. Oh fuck I'm sore from laughing.

[browncow]

WHAT THE FUCK IS CRABCORE?!?!?!????!!!?

lc

[Desmo]

Me: "I'll have 2 bits of fish, some potato cakes and a serve of chips ta"
Fish and chip shop: "That'll be an hour wait"
Me: "Wtf"
It's fucking fish and chips people, you batter it, then fry it. Is it really that hard?

[Randomman]

EDIT: Fucking Lee... quote me you bastard... I have to put up with so much of this son of a bitches shit. I'm fucking done with it.

[lee]

Stupid motherfucking housemates, God damn son of a bitch started throwing punches at me because his girlfriends (and his girlfriend started throwing punches at me) over and I've upset "them". Stupid fuckers, you've upset me and my ex any more than I'll ever upset you. I got on top of the cunt and said you're here, you're stuck, you ever want to move again you better settle for a fuck off and never talk to me again again.

Son of a bitch fucked off, he better not talk to me again or so help me God I'll break his God damn fucking face in. His fucking nerve.

Living with others, serious business.

[Princess deb]

Group hug anyone?

[Teej]

With pleasure.

How is it I'm awake so early on a Saturday without my alarm having even gone off?

[Princess deb]

Unless Cam takes a gun to bed (and hey, each to their own), then maybe he's happy to see you.