haha fired up is way funnier than it should be srsly that plot is kinda lame but that movie is funny as
haha fired up is way funnier than it should be srsly that plot is kinda lame but that movie is funny as

So tonight Flamedance and I are heading up Wanneroo road and we spy an Echo with a green P plate and pink number plate with NIKERRZ on it... we tried for a while to catch a glimpse of young nikerrz, because she was my soulmate (probably). Unfortunately, she was an uggo, and so we had a fundamental incompatibility. Then we spied an old red barina, which sparked our hope once again. Unfortunately, it was a dude.
We'd given up, until we spied a newish lancer. 'Lancers are girls cars' I said with renewed hope, 'we may be in luck'. And then we noticed the aftermarket tail lights, '...or it could be a girly boy' said Flamedance. We got closer, and saw a nice profile of the face of the driver. 'Yup, its a gayboy' said Flamedance. And as we got even closer we saw it was in fact a very gay boy. It was, in fact, our friend Mr Bendito. I showed him my middle fingers.
(Nothing personal dude. But you weren't a hot chick. I was really hoping you were a hot chick.)
- Spuddy
You cut me Spuddy.
You cut me real deep.
That was such an entertaining story, I read it aloud.
It gets better with dramatic pauses and what not.

Bella Bendita...
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aaw, poor bendito.
He still hasn't recovered after losing the 'fro
In life you only get one lap, might as well make it a good one.

"I'm flying!"
- Spuddy
That Hoodie actually says 'WILL WATCH TITANIC FOR BOOBIES'

You boys watch the boxing?
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If there was a rants thread I would rant about "I'm no superman".
Every time I see his name, witout fail, I sing the words just like I heard it^n scrubs.
It's driving me nuts!
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Maybe something more appropriate like Scrubs, or JD then Neil?
GTIL: Jess just walked past wearing her dressing gown and flashed me.
I fucking LOVE when that happens.
Me too.
8.14am, XS's house:
"Ooh, cricket pun .... *type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type* *submit* ... haha, that was a ripper ... oh man, I just thought of an even better one! But what's this - no post editing function via mobile device? ... FAAAAARK!!!!!
*shrug* Meh.
*type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type* *submit*
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Yea man.
It was just like that!
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I'll see if I can mind trick her into doing it again when I'm suitably prepared....
Just get lefty to hold the camera..
(i assume he is also in the room)
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