The "pub chat" thread. *NSFW*

[baxter]

Dear Pub, (short fuse?)

What is it called when too much explosive is used in mine site blasting?

Thanks
SR

its called a ton of fucking paperwork and boring arse safety meetings

[darkfibre]

The Nigerian Economic and Financial Crime Commission, set up to investigate scams being run out of Nigeria, has recovered some of the money and she'll get a cheque later today.

As soon as she emails the Nigerian Economic and Financial Crime Commission her bank details

[Shady7/8]

What's with the suden influx of people spanking in public over their own posts??

Make post, sign off with '/thread ' even though most of the time it's a piss poor effort...

Also Masterstroke... but no so much

Let someone else stroke your ego if it's worthy....

/rant

[Murley]

Whoa, I just wrote and e-mail and added "/thread" to the bottom

/this post

[Lacey Nylons]

Essay on permissibility of abortion. Check. Complete awesomeness. Check. One Judith Jarvis Thomson in tears. Check.

I <3 philosophy.

[shmoo]

Dear Pub

Friends wedding yesterday arvo/evening was outstanding, but I am really struggling today. I mean, who has a wedding on a monday night

[Lefty]

Dear Pub

Friends wedding yesterday arvo/evening was outstanding, but I am really struggling today. I mean, who has a wedding on a monday night

I've never understood the Perth queer community either, mate.

[shmoo]

I've never understood the Perth queer community either, mate.

Really?

I dont profess to be an expert on the topic, but I gather its fairly simple; they like members of the same sex.

Does Maxo need to draw you a diagram to explain how these things work?

[richie_b]

if maxo could draw a pic that would be super.. thanks sweetie..

[Orson]

FAIL.

Pic wouild be of same sex relations.

Unless that's a pussy with a cock???

[TurboR1]

Could be a tranny sucking the cock...

[Orson]

Balls. She/he is sucking ze balls

[Orson]

You draw that?

[Captain Starfish]

Easy orson, he's a bit speshal is our turbor.

[browncow]

Crazy kraut bastard couldn't even work out how to get a fan on his R1...

[Professor Redfern]

Does anyone else think the constant barrage of serial killer shows on Tv is in very poor form and is probably not the best thing for society.

I cant help but think they dull our reaction to the atrocity and sort of make them seem fairly normal.

[Dragunov-21]

I think it dulls us, yeah, but then that's what society's heading toward.

Even goatse's tame these says.

So what about Dexter? - doesn't dull our reaction, as much as glorify the act, because he's a serial killer, but that's OKAY, because he's awesome, and the people he's killing are cunts anyway.

[Professor Redfern]

Yeah I can get behind a guy who kills the scum of society, I really feel little empathy towards people who 100% deserve not to live, hence my famous dog or the human psyc test.

Last night I watched a bit about a guy that killed over 15 blokes for no actual reason, I think stuff like this and movies like Hostel have no place on TV where impressionable minds can see it.

[Dragunov-21]

Haha, killing the scum of the earth is one thing, but it's like they've tried to make serial-killer characters as accessible as possible. Most of the people I know who are fans are teenage girls.

Couldn't show Hostel on TV anyway - take out everything that makes it R-rated and you've got... the second half of the movie, with no violence.

Mind you, I think Hostel being shit is reason enough for it not to be on tv. The first half was d-grade european basement porn, and the second half was watching a dude make every bad decision possible. "There are creepy, dodgy-looking guys running up an alley... I know, let's follow them!

Fucking painful.

[Brendon]

hurr hurr
work has reinstated my ability to dismiss
previously removed due to my sackhappy nature
unfortunately the lack of this resulted in a team of fucking idiots who've wasted a couple million $
today will be a good day (for me anyhow)