Oh shit, 1st stage invasion at Eurovision...? Hehe
Spain gets to go again!

Oh shit, 1st stage invasion at Eurovision...? Hehe
Spain gets to go again!
Last edited by Skut; 30-05-2010 at 08:22 PM.
So, in the spirit of my trapping people in the NSFW thread with NSFW material, those links above about Yvette, do I click on them on my workstation or my phone, gents?

yesput your glasses on first.
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Do you have speakers on that there workstation? Cheezy music alert..
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Telstra are a pack of monopolising useless cunts.
Awful awful fucking company.
Just saw Yevette's website.
Holy shitballs.
In other news, My old man was going to look at a scooter tonight. I told him I wasn't able to come with him as I had shit to do.
He's currently doing the practice test for getting a bike license.
L-O-Fucking-L
The olds built a house (in a nice area). Telstra in its infinite wisdom decided to put in a pair gain system to free up some ports down the road or some bullshit and neglected to ask my parents if they ever wanted broadband.
Telstra only admitted recently (2 years after they house had been built) that the reason the olds couldn't get broadband was because they had put in a pair gain line.
Telstra admits they have fucked up but refuse to transpose the line because "it will cost them money".
They will only consider it if the olds decide they want to sign up for a 24 month contract with bigpond.
The olds have tried with a number of other ISP's to get broadband (they don't want to touch telstra with a 10 foot pole), but all have come back saying "we can't do anything because telstra will not give you the port or transpose the line"
blah blah blah.
Lots of phonecalls to telstra resulting in them being incredibly rude or hanging up
complaints departments.
ombudsman.
Blood from a stone.
i thought that yvette site must be a joke... but theres so much fuckin stuff on there .. unless the person was on meth or something
cant quite work out what this means Secret Clues to Your Identity ? or what relevance it is to any bridal stuff? fuck, brain hurts
Spoke too soon, was not the battery but starter motor *gah* Now to find a good auto sparky.
Similar thing happened to me. The only way i could get my internet sped up was to sign a broadband contract with telstra for two years. Ultimately i said yes and then they read me their terms and conditions.
My modem would arrive after they had installed all the new wiring. If i changed my mind within fourteen days of receiving my modem i could send it back and the contract would be cancelled with no charges being sought.
I asked the woman if they would dig up the line they had just put in and she said no.
So i agreed to the contract, they installed the new wiring and the day the modem arrived i sent it back cancelling the contract and stuck with the mob i was with. This time with a faster connection speed...
No shit!.
Last edited by XSorXpire; 01-06-2010 at 01:28 PM. Reason: talk about speeling errors!

They now charge $150 if you cancel your contract within 90 days or something. Still, $150 isn't so much to get a connection sussed.
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Ooops - the $150 is just for the phone line in case you're talking to a company that won't get your naked ADSL started unless you already have a number. A new line may be a different story...
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Yep, Telstra are a fooking disaster... That bridal site has broken my mind as well... and the audio is like something from 'high five'

Just thought I'd drop by to reassure everyone who might have read this news headline, that I'm okay.
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lmao.
Oh you...
Dear pub.
My new E marked, DOT approved headlight rocked up today.
I need a new three pin connector thingy... Anyone know what time supershit auto close?
5 30 i believe.
If cleanliness is next to godliness, why was jesus a dirty sandal-wearing beardo?
Probably have time...
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