The "pub chat" thread. *NSFW*

[Orson]

Nothing gets a girl gooey in the gusset quite like saying this.

Edited for extra correctness

[cowasaki]

laffin so hard I have tears... someone is power pee-ing in the gents..and then to top off the noise he began to whistle n fart (in tune) good gawd we need sound proofing.

[Professor Redfern]

HAHA this thread went nasty real Quick.



Redfern Glasses Nath for telling my missus to get her cunt out.

[Crimson]

I'll do the sleazy bogan ones...


Up for a root darlin'?

"umm no."

yeah orright, show us ya tits then tho?

Worked in mandurah....

[Orson]

No-one works in Mandurah

The town's full of bums

[Barfridge]

Cocksnoggers in Africa are running out of time.

We bust our arse to get parts in for them, now it's "we can sent them to you today, you'll get it in 4 days time. Or we can send it the slow way, and it will still cost you the same". Is this a difficult decision to have to make?

[Lefty]

HAHA this thread went nasty real Quick.



Redfern Glasses Nath for telling my missus to get her cunt out.

[Nath]

Not nice at all.

[Professor Redfern]

Redfern Glasses the cop with the mullet tucked into his collar.

Smashes a brick with his head grabs the flashing star from inside and then goes on an invincible flashing rampage.

[The Saint]

Redfern Glasses Nath for telling my missus to get her cunt out.

That's because keeping you in her handbag is a health hazard.

[Randomman]

I lol'd, this thread should be in the lolz section.

Especially at the army joke, that one's gonna come outta the barrel tonight at some stage.

[Desmo]

GET YOUR CUNT OUT!

lc.

ROOT 'ER!
lclclclclclc

EDIT: Army joke, the blowing the hell out of joke?
It's FUCKING SHITE!

[The Saint]

EDIT: Army joke, the blowing the hell out of joke?
It's FUCKING SHITE!

Oh, wait. It's randomman.

[Randomman]

It's only shite to sober people. And I already said I set the bar low with my sense of humour.

[Desmo]

It's only shite to sober people. And I already said I set the bar low with my IQ.

[The Saint]

ROOT 'ER!
lclclclclclc

"Dad, I think he's gonna pork her."



"He's not gonna pork her, Russ."



"I think he's gonna."



"He may pork her, finish your breakfast."

[Randomman]

That might of hurt if it was true Desmogod.

[Desmo]

That might of hurt if it was true Desmogod.

That might have hurt if it were true.

[Orson]

*zing*

[rcradical]

Oh Hai guise.


How are we all?